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Wokingham Katılım Ekim 2009
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David Maddox
David Maddox@DavidPBMaddox·
Just pointing out that I broke the story 7 months ago that Mandelson failed vetting from the security services and put it to Downing Street...so the idea that Downing Street only found out on Tuesday is complete nonsense. independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…
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🍁 Potmongs
🍁 Potmongs@notpotmongs·
Lets just take a minute
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StarmerOut
StarmerOut@ForeverScept·
Tok comedian Pat Smith hilariously points out how bloody stupid our country is. Comedy has always been a mirror to society. The only clowns left are the circus masquerading as politicians. #UK #Labour #Tories
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Colin Millar
Colin Millar@Millar_Colin·
Keane joked about Carrick's family picking the team for him. Neville said Carrick couldn't be considered under any circumstance as manager. Butt joked about Martinez getting murdered by Haaland as Scholes chuckled along. Excited for this week's soundbites from the podcast empire.
Colin Millar@Millar_Colin

Michael Carrick has managed four matches at Manchester United. Has beaten Unai Emery, Mikel Arteta and Pep Guardiola. Drawn with Thomas Tuchel. Remains unbeaten.

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Mike
Mike@Mike87_United·
So many people just misunderstand. Ruben Amorim wasn’t complaining about what Gary Neville said, he couldn’t give a toss what Gary Neville said, no one should. What he DID give a toss about were his own bosses listening to what Gary Neville said. Seeing the problem yet?
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adam.
adam.@utdAdams·
Gary is upset but misses the point. He never cared about what Neville had to say. He cared that the board of Manchester United cared about what Neville had to say. Nobody should care about what Neville has to say & that goes for any United manager going forward.
United Lifers@UtdLifers

Gary is upset about Amorim calling him out @GNev2 the problem is not Amorim listening to pundits… it’s Ratcliffe and Wilcox but you won’t call them out. You don’t have the stones for that.

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Martien 🇳🇱
Martien 🇳🇱@MartienBall·
Amorim beat this Burnley side and he was heavily criticised because he ‘scraped’ the win. Fletcher dropped points against the same Burnley side and he’s getting praised because he played ‘attacking football’. The ironic part? - Same amount of big chances created in both games. - More xG generated in the game Amorim managed than Fletcher. This fanbase is the most confused fanbase in the whole world.
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Adam
Adam@AdamJoseph·
I don't think people appreciate how difficult Benjamin Sesko & Matheus Cunha's jobs are today. Look at the players surrounding them & perhaps recalibrate your expectations accordingly.
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PDC Darts
PDC Darts@OfficialPDC·
The PDC x Winmau 12 Days of Christmas is BACK! 🙌 The first prize up for grabs is a Blade 6 Triple Core dartboard. Retweet & enter here for your chance to win 👉 bit.ly/12DOCDAY1
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Alan Smith
Alan Smith@AlanJLSmith·
Suppose that once a week, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to £100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay £1. The sixth would pay £3. The seventh would pay £7. The eighth would pay £12. The ninth would pay £18. And the tenth man (the richest) would pay £59.  So, that’s what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every week and seemed quite happy with the arrangement until, one day, the owner caused them a little problem. “Since you are all such good customers,” he said, “I’m going to reduce the cost of your weekly beer by £20.” Drinks for the ten men would now cost just £80. The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes. So the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free but what about the other six men? The paying customers? How could they divide the £20 windfall so that everyone would get his fair share? They realized that £20 divided by six is £3.33, but if they subtracted that from everybody’s share then not only would the first four men still be drinking for free but the fifth and sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer.  So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fairer to reduce each man’s bill by a higher percentage. They decided to follow the principle of the tax system they had been using and he proceeded to work out the amounts he suggested that each should now pay. And so, the fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (a 100% saving). The sixth man now paid £2 instead of £3 (a 33% saving). The seventh man now paid £5 instead of £7 (a 28% saving). The eighth man now paid £9 instead of £12 (a 25% saving). The ninth man now paid £14 instead of £18 (a 22% saving). And the tenth man now paid £49 instead of £59 (a 16% saving).  Each of the last six was better off than before with the first four continuing to drink for free.  But, once outside the bar, the men began to compare their savings. “I only got £1 out of the £20 saving,” declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, “but he got £10!“  “Yeah, that’s right,” exclaimed the fifth man. “I only saved a £1 too. It’s unfair that he got ten times more benefit than me!”  “That’s true!” shouted the seventh man. “Why should he get £10 back, when I only got £2? The wealthy get all the breaks!”  “Wait a minute,” yelled the first four men in unison, “we didn’t get anything at all. This new tax system exploits the poor!” The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.  The next week the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had their beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important – they didn’t have enough money between all of them to pay for even half of the bill!  And that’s how it works. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy and they just might not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas, where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.  For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
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Premier Darts Official
Premier Darts Official@PremierDarts·
Seeing as we’re basically giving things away with this sale… we figured, why not literally give something away? 🫡 NO purchase needed😉 Just FOLLOW + RETWEET for your chance to win this signed, framed set of @sbunting180 Darts 🤤 We’ll pick a winner on December 2nd so while you’re waiting, go have a nosey at our ridiculous Black Friday deals👇 premierdarts.co.uk/collections/bl… Good luck, legends🤘
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Adam
Adam@AdamMUFC24·
This is another brutally honest take from Ruben in the second half of the presser today... and it confirms exactly what I've said and thought all along.... there is too much outside influence in that dressing room which creates an almost impossible atmosphere to work in. Fans influence & fuel the media circus The media circus fuels the fanbase The media circus influences the players It doesn't matter what system we play or what manager we have, until the fans and media STOP creating a toxic environment, until they stop holiding every squad, player, academy prospect and manager to a standard from a once-in-a-lifetime period we had over 20 years ago and until they stop making everyone at the club constantly feel like they are underachieving the atmosphere will NOT improve and this team will not see success. The online fanbase, if you can even call it that, has so much to answer for, you give the shitty journalists the clicks, you keep them turning over and coming back with more nonsense every week; you like and share so much negative shit we now have 1000's of fan cammers, crappy content creators and stupid ass aggregators spreading toxic shite towards the team and your fueling that! How can you possibly think thats a clever way to support your team?? Newsflash, its not. This is single biggest reason we are not coming "back" anytime soon. No player, No manager and in fact No human can perform week in, week out to a high level when the feel constantly under scrutiny and more importantly constantly under-appreciated... its not "normal at the club the size of Utd" its reached a whole new level that is mentally killing EVERY player at the club and that joins the club. Why do you think Mctominay, Rashford, Antony, Højlund are performing better AWAY from this m environment? Because other fan groups actually back them, support them and encourage them rather than constantly battering them.
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CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️
CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️@CBSSportsGolazo·
"As a fan I'm tired. I didn't watch the Club World Cup... I had to do something at the final, I left at half-time. It's too much." Thierry Henry expresses his frustration with governing bodies introducing new competitions 👇
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(Win Something) Viktor Hovland Tracker
A little history lesson for you American fans: You guys have actually used this rule to your advantage before in a Ryder Cup where it actually mattered. The final score of the 1991 Ryder Cup was 14.5-13.5 US. If Europe had gotten the full point, then they would’ve retained the cup
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