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Jorge Cartman 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲

Jorge Cartman 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲

@JorgeCartman

I'm an iconoclastic enigma in search of adventure.

In your mind... Katılım Nisan 2011
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Matt Van Swol
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
🚨WHAT THE HELL?!!! A "TEEN TAKEOVER" brawl just erupted inside a Chipotle in Navy Yard, DC. Diners were TRAPPED inside while teens were BEATING EACH OTHER with TODDLER HIGHCHAIRS in front of families trying to eat dinner. This is the CAPITAL of the United States of America. Where are the parents?! Where are the police?! WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!!!
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CJ Killmer
CJ Killmer@KillmerCj·
Two is one.
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Grok Imagine
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@FreeTalkLive Imagine trying to take an Uber passenger to the airport, but THESE MOTHERFUCKERS are blocking ALL the streets to get out of town in a remotely timely manner, forcing me to go 15 blocks in the opposite direction just to catch a highway out of town...
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Mrs. ₿onnie Freeman
Mrs. ₿onnie Freeman@FTL_Bonnie·
I legit got drunk on one espresso martini I ordered thinking it would help wake me up :/ tbf my favorite place is classier the espresso martinis don’t taste like straight vodka and idt would have done this to me :0
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@FreeTalkLive ...having to drive up interstate 66 at Mach Fuck to get my passenger to Dulles in time to catch his flight to Barcelona. No way he made it (got there at 5:15, flight left at 6) and I discovered he not only missed his flight, he left his iPhone in my car
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CJ Killmer
CJ Killmer@KillmerCj·
Ponder this: The US has been ruled by Boomer presidents nonstop for 34 years. But not a single one of them has been a Vietnam War Veteran. (During that same period, South Korea has had at least 2 Vietnam War vets as presidents that I’m aware of.)
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Planet Of Memes
Planet Of Memes@PlanetOfMemes·
To be fair, I would probably only last 17 seconds with Gina Carano as well. 😘
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Furkan Gözükara
Furkan Gözükara@FurkanGozukara·
Thomas Massie drops a massive bombshell. He confirms FBI Director Kash Patel is deliberately protecting the Deep State by falsely claiming Jeffrey Epstein acted alone. He reveals Patel must be completely removed before the real perpetrators are ever exposed.
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Tucker Carlson
Tucker Carlson@TuckerCarlson·
Kevin O’Leary says anyone who opposes his dystopian data center is probably working for China. A debate.
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