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@IfindRetards The majority of Australian's disagree. And that's it.

They're teaching Australian kids to hate their flag. Look at the watermark "stuff the British stole" ffs

@LeBunkerBtc ...or you don't care that much about politics?

Tu t'appelles Hans, t'as 31 ans et tu sors du match de la coupe du monde. L'Allemagne s'est faite humilier par le Paraguay (il y a plus d'Allemands dans leur équipe que dans la tienne). Le lendemain 6h45 tu retournes bosser, taxé à 60% pour financer la transition énergétique, les changements de sexe et les aides sociales distribuées par ton gouvernement aux migrants Érythréens qui se déclarent homosexuels pour rentrer dans les cases. Cet été, tu le passes sous 38 degrés et sans clim clim parce que ton parti écologiste l'a qualifiée d'arme de destruction massive. Au supermarché la bratwurst, tes saucisses préférées ont été remplacées par du soja gris KlimaFleisch subventionné par tes impôts pour sauver les Pingouins. Dans ton open-space a 27 degrés tu as déclaré que tu étais du genre "divers" car c'est devenu le seul moyen d'espérer des promotions avec la discrimination positive et le DEI. L'eau chaude coûte 18 centimes le litre depuis que le gaz russe est coupé, tu te laves en 3 minutes montre en main et ta propriétaire t'envoie des recommandés parce que la consommation dépasse le seuil énergétique fédéral. Tu pleures sous l'eau tiède. À 16 ans tu manifestais contre les centrales nucléaires et t'as élu Angela Merkel qui a exécuté. Maintenant, le gaz russe est coupé, ton industrie du moteur thermique est en berne et l'électricité est un luxe: tu penses même à brûler tes meubles IKEA pour te chauffer cet hiver. Pendant ce temps, ton cousin éloigné Friedrich au Paraguay paye 0% d'impôts, démarre son pick-up Ford V8 5 litres et s'apprête à fêter la victoire autour d'un asado en buvant de la bière allemande. Ça va être un été de merde Hans, et c'est que le début.

Crypto explained in 24 seconds.

@ruhawksley Is the album just about herself?

Lily Allen at The O2 * No support act * Arrived on stage at 9:10pm * All wrapped up by 10pm * Not one word to the audience * £86 to sit in the gods

@Independent Why Shell but not BP?

A group of activists have “renamed” several iconic London Underground stations as the UK struggled through a record-breaking heatwave with highs of 37C.

@Telegraph So weird - I don’t remember seeing that in the Labour manifesto?..

The presumptive prime minister is under pressure to increase capital gains tax (CGT), with top ally Louise Haigh on Saturday calling for the rate to be “brought closer” to income tax. This could mean the CGT rate goes from 24pc to as much as 45pc. 🔗 telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/…

@TheGriftReport Whereabouts was this in the Labour manifesto?

Andy Burnham is set to unveil a 10 year plan on Monday, that includes tax raids on middle class Southerners to fund devolution to the North The proposals involve a new property tax on valuable homes an increase in capital gains tax and a death tax by overturning rules ending capital gains liability at death Allies have also floated an annual 0.48 per cent tax on all homes averaging £1824 in the South East and £2660 in London to redistribute revenue Critics are already arguing that he has no mandate to do this and calls for a general election asap [@DailyMail] Thoughts?

@AngelaRayner It wasn’t enforced anyway - make no difference what so ever

Last year I committed Labour to scrapping a cruel and outdated law that criminalised people for sleeping rough. I’m proud that commitment is being delivered. The Vagrancy Act is repealed today, drawing a line under two centuries of injustice. mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

@EN0CX Basketball isn’t popular in Europe- like.. at all

Michael Jordan is worth an estimated $4.3 billion and is arguably the greatest NBA player ever. Yet he was casually walking through the streets of Sicily, Italy with barely anyone stopping him. Fame really depends on where you are.

@LBC @lewis_goodall @larabirdsnp The accent is genuinely fake - full Scot’s after a posh English interview only 12 months ago?.. come off it!

‘I wasn't trying to attract as much attention as I got…’ ‘Really?!’ @Lewis_Goodall asks @larabirdsnp about her decision to cross her fingers whilst swearing allegiance to King Charles.

@pubity She earn’t it, she can spend it

Jeff Bezos' ex-wife MacKenzie Scott has given over $26,300,000,000 to charity, making her one of the biggest individual donors in history. She wants to spend the majority of her Bezos fortune on helping others and making the world a better place.

@Hitchslap1 Corporate lobbying

Serious question. Why do politicians push mass immigration when it’s clearly unpopular?

@mark_slapinski The same way Putin apparently had cancer you mean?

BREAKING: The Russian elite are done with Vladimir Putin as the military prepares to stop obeying orders, withdraw from Ukraine, and march on the Kremlin. It's happening!

@visegrad24 Ffs

BREAKING: A 31-year-old immigrant from the Central African Republic just raped and murdered a 2-year-old girl near London. 🇬🇧🇨🇫

@HumanosRaw Completely pointless - those seeds are incompatible with the terrain and with no water they wouldn’t grow anyway. Nonsense waste.

Una persona que saltó en paracaídas sobre el desierto en el estado de Colorado de EE. UU. esparció 248 mil semillas desde el aire con el propósito de apoyar la biodiversidad.

@pudgenet Love the way some people think all of Europe is the same 😂😂

Hey Europoors. I just got AC installed. In my garage. For my dogs. And I don’t even live in the South. My dogs live better than you do. I care more about my dogs than your govt cares about you.

@Vix_79 Good god

Will be avoiding M&S for the near future👀

this is so real

The SNP's newest recruit Lara Bird set tongues wagging almost as much as her head as she was sworn into parliament this week & she has plenty to say about it! #parody

@PolitlcsUK If Burnham doesn't do anything about this - it's Reform asap.

🚨 NEW: Leaked Government documents show the UK is unable to deport 50% of all illegal migrants due to asylum and human rights claims