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@Skirgey Weve just lost home and away against our rivals who’ve just been promoted, where is the overreaction? Absolutely shite

Not reading the over the top meltdown, gutted we lost but I bet the over reaction is biblical. A tough season with a small squad, League cup semi's, UCL last 16 & still a chance of a top 6 finish. No Eddie should not be sacked lets just calm the fuck down. #nufc

@ordethann @clarko_coulson @OfficielKaybaye @kendallrowanx What a load of shite

@clarko_coulson @OfficielKaybaye @kendallrowanx gallowgate is worse than leazes and level 7 100%

Can’t blame the atmosphere now can you, daft happy clapping cunts.

@LukeEdwardsTele This is the same spiel we were told with Isak

No they’re not. Nobody at Newcastle has heard anything about this, so there are no talks let alone advanced ones. Does that mean there is no truth in Manchester United’s interest? Well that’s a different question but as things stand there is nothing going on. It’s March and I think a #nufc player has been linked with another club every week since December.

@Ledmagpie Do you think Woltemade and Wissa would’ve done anything? The pair of them are shite

Massive clear out in the summer Burn, Trippier, Pope, Willock, Murphy, Ousla, Botman, Krafth, Elanga, Wissa, Howe, Tindell and all his backroom staff and recruitment team, 130m worth of strikers on the bench in Woltemade and Wissa btw, Pathetic.

@alt_w_v_g You shadowed a man from 07:52 until 00:00 and he didn’t speak to you once?

Spent the day shadowing a junior analyst He logged in at 7:52am Two monitors glowing Already on his third iced coffee At 9, he was told to "make the slides prettier" No other direction He opened PowerPoint, changed the font from Arial to Calibri, and waited for feedback By 11, he was fixing footnotes Every number tied to an Excel tab labeled "DO NOT TOUCH" Lunch was a protein bar at his desk while updating logos on a market map Aligning them horizontally and vertically At 3pm, he got a Teams message: "Quick ask" It was a 70-slide model refresh due by EOD By 7, he was still there The office lights turned off automatically He didn't move At 10, his manager stopped by "Good hustle" No eye contact At midnight, he locked his screen, walked outside, and realized he hadn't spoken to another human all day He stared at his reflection in the glass doors For a moment, he wasn't sure if he was leaving the office Or if the office was leaving him

@kickzonX @BBCSport Injury prone with 3 assists in over 100 games. I think we’ll be alright

@BBCSport No way, Tino to City? Newcastle fans must be fuming! 👀

Man City are said to be closing in on a move for Newcastle full-back Tino Livramento... and one of his team-mates is reportedly being watched by Real Madrid 👀 Today's gossip 👉 bbc.in/4uhxHj1

Like clockwork

This will go down as the worst performance by a referee ever. Shouldn’t work again its that bad

@eddieout101 @nufcpb Andrews 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 come off it

@nufcpb De zerbi, glasner, Andrews, hurzeler, iriola, Silva

Sack him 👍🏻

@Simon_Ingari Save this shit for linkedin mate

2022: No salary increase 2023: No salary increase 2024: No salary increase 2025: No salary increase 2026 : Employee: Please accept my resignation. Boss: You’re doing great. Why are you resigning? Employee: I accepted an offer with a 95% base salary increase and guaranteed yearly salary cycles as long as I meet my performance goals set by my manager. 48 hours later... Boss: We will match the 95%, please stay, we need your work! Employee: Unfortunately, it’s too late. Friday is my last day. Leaders of organizations need to understand their teams’ motivation every month. Every employee is motivated by different things in different periods. Take care of your good employees before it is too late

@thomasjrennie Spoken like a true armchair supporter

Saturday could be a day for the EFL, load them all at 1500, maybe even move the whole premier league to Sunday?

If I were the Premier League, I’d switch Saturday and Sunday kick off times permanently. Totally getting around the 3pm blackout. Saturday you have games at 1230 & 1730 only. Sunday, 1230, 1500, 1730, 2000. Televise all the 1500 KOs.

Proper del monte

@AndrewMcNally14 @kieron1892 Aye we’ve been through worse. He’s also spent 750 million quid and we surrender the ball to newly promoted teams. Embarrassing, he has no plan B and has been found out. Time for change

@JoshGordon8 @kieron1892 Bollocks man. What's the alternative? We've, well certainly I, have been through a lot worse than this. Get behind OUR manager and team.

That was more pathetic than the Pardew performances. Eddie Howe has got to go, and that’s it for me

@AndrewMcNally14 @kieron1892 A blip? We’ve been fucking dire all season. One win in the prem away from home before the turn of the year. He needs sacked

@kieron1892 Too reactionary this. Eddie Howe has brought great times to this club and will continue to do so. It's a blip, amongst many lately, but he's clearly well respected amongst players, journos and peers. To say Eddie has to go, doesn't consider what the alternative is.

@ToonPolls Going on as if anyone gives a shit about Fulham. Today was the day to “get it right”. Fucking morons

Anthony Gordon saying on social media that we’ll make things right on Wednesday sort of shows he doesn’t really understand. This is something they can’t make right until March. #NUFC

@Delscottio @MarcSDuffy @NUFCblogcouk 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MarcSDuffy @NUFCblogcouk He can trap a ball further than I can kick one.

No Newcastle player needs a goal more than this man. You know what to do, Anthony Elanga ⚫️⚪️ #NUFC

@paarsons You’ll get pelters for this but couldn’t agree more. Can’t change a game, same old fucking shite, different players. Bottle arses

Hate to say it but the better team won today. We were shit from minute 1. He’s done everything possible for this club but it’s time to go Eddie. Boring, shite, lame away performances every fortnight.

@rioferdy5 @Carra23 @FIFAcom Always pulls out the fishhooks when someone asks a relevant question. Doylem

@Carra23 @FIFAcom 🎣 🎣

And rightly so, he was fantastic when he came on. Thoughts on the price of the World Cup tickets @rioferdy5 A man of the people would surely call @FIFAcom & Infantino out 🤷🏻‍♂️ Or was your pay packet for the draw (acting 🤯😭) to buy your silence 🤫

Doing himself no favours with the match fixing shouts Paqueta. That is a bad look

@CraigHope_DM Be another Kalvin Phillips going there

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