Josh Meyer

🚨 BREAKING: Wife's "quick" trip to Hobby Lobby enters its third financial quarter

@XFreeze 2026 Tesla Roadster (With SpaceX package) not far behind

@OfficialMrDude The only way to honor the legend 🫡

@JoshMeyer 😂😂😂 well done sir

🚨 BREAKING: Hawaii hospital in critical condition after suffering a Chuck Norris emergency

@AlexFinn It's exhausting how often you change your setup. I can't keep up!

OpenClaw and Hermes agent on the right, Crimson Desert on the left Multiple agents autonomously building businesses while I play the sickest video game ever made This is the future Your AI employees go out and create value while you enjoy the finer things in life I love 2026

@SawyerMerritt @carwowuk friendly reminder that youtube has a dislike button

Carwow just released a new video to its 11 million YouTube subscribers titled: "Why Tesla Full Self Drive is Pointless!" @carwowuk misleads its viewers into thinking Tesla’s Autopilot is FSD, even though FSD hasn’t been approved in the UK yet. Autopilot isn’t meant for city driving, yet they test of bunch of scenarios that Autopilot wasn't built to do in the first place....

I have a can-do attitude and a won't-do schedule

tee he he

last night's burrito brought back my natural gas export capacity

@BRICSinfo last night's burrito brought back my natural gas export capacity

JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇶🇦 Iranian strike last night wiped 17% of Qatar's natural gas export capacity, repairs could take up to 5 years, Reuters reports.

@NPWhite717 Revenue sharing isn't divided by engagement any more, but timeline impressions

If this thing counts as engagement for revenue sharing, we are going to see the most insufferable content imaginable

I just read a book about a man with one eye The story had no depth at all #lunchpun

@BigBandTenor You must be Joe King

@JoshMeyer Stop joshing us.

this is a travesty

@KinnockThe that is indeed a travesty

@JoshMeyer 🤔 its only half the story 😬

my superpower is kinda like time travel I always know the perfect thing to say 20 minutes after the conversation is over

Reminds me of the time I accidentally spilled some glue on my autobiography. (That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!)

🚨 BREAKING: Dolphins shut down trade talks

@TomHank52651724 So instead of building things, you get to tell people how they built it wrong? That's sounds fun! 😂

@JoshMeyer True story, as a young engineer 50 years ago I moved from Design in my large company to Product Test and Evaluation. Night and day change for the better!

My son will make a fine quality assurance engineer one day He's always looking for problems #lunchpun

@BigBandTenor that's a huge relief

@JoshMeyer The genre has been exhausted.

I find that fart jokes are on their way out. #LunchPun