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@LauraLoomer @POTUS I'm surprised you even got a mention after you turned 18.

Even with everything on his plate, President Trump @POTUS just called me to wish me a Happy Birthday from the Oval Office. 🇺🇸😊 I am always in awe of what a thoughtful person and kind man President Trump is. President Trump has called me on each of my birthdays for the last 3 years, just to show you what his character is like. He doesn’t get enough credit for being so thoughtful and compassionate. I’ll always be grateful for President Trump. The greatest President we have ever had who always takes time to think of others. Enjoy him while we have him, because there will never be another like him. Ever.

@DrOzCMS @nickshirleyy Fly coach, you POS

On our way to Minnesota where fraudsters are about to “lear” a hard lesson on stealing from the American taxpayer. @nickshirleyy

@BasedMikeLee This is an inconceivable metaphor and you know it. What's "crazy" is rewriting laws to keep your fragile power.

If someone walked into your home without your permission and gave birth in your living room, that wouldn’t obligate you to make that baby part of your family. You’d be crazy to agree to such an arrangement. The Fourteenth Amendment wasn’t written by crazy people.

@WhiteHouse Oh good - you found money for your latest slush fund!

Another day, another costly Biden-era policy terminated. $2.4 BILLION SAVED ✅

@sbg1 @StephenAtHome LOVE this. How amazing that a late night host would bring on a YOU to talk important things.

Thanks, @StephenAtHome for everything! Loved having the chance to be on your show once, back in March 2020, the last time we went anywhere before the pandemic: facebook.com/share/v/17aa6y…

@VP Fraud ... so, like, not paying the taxes you owe?

“We are bringing justice to some of America’s most vulnerable citizens and justice to the American taxpayer…if you are committing fraud, our task force will find you. We’ll come after you, and we will not rest until justice is served.” - VP Vance🔥

@RandPaul What about the child born of the man in the olive shorts behind your supreme leader's shoulder?

President Trump is right. Birthright citizenship is being exploited. Only children born to legal U.S. residents should be automatic citizens. I introduced a Constitutional Amendment to address this issue and end birthright citizenship once and for all.

@NancyMace I just filed legislation to ban idiots from wasting time and money on nonsense. You were born on an army base - you could've easily been born in Germany, South Korea, Japan ... Stop being a racist, myopic fool. That's not patriotism.

I just filed legislation to ban foreign-born elected officials and judges.

@FoxNews I'm very distracted by the pregnant man behind the dildo speaking.

NEW: President Trump takes a victory lap after his anti-crime policies turned D.C. into a "vibrant city again" and getting confirmation from the CEO of Kroger about how it's helped his business: TRUMP: "Do you have stores in Washington? You see a big difference?" KROGER CEO: "We do." TRUMP: "Well, he said the right thing. That would have been the end of Kroger, right?"

@RepNancyMace Where is that law? And how's that apply to Elon Musk?

If you were not born in America, you should not hold power in our government. End of story.

@EricTrump @realDonaldTrump Looks like I'll be flying into Ft Lauderdale or Miami

For the first time, I am extremely proud to share the OFFICIAL logo for the Donald J. Trump International Airport in Palm Beach, Florida. There is no person more deserving of this incredible honor than @realDonaldTrump! Congratulations Dad! Looking forward to seeing flights landing at “DJT” very very soon! 🇺🇸🛬

@SpeakerJohnson Clarence Thomas has done more damage to the country during this heralded tenure than only a handful of hateful, self-serving men.

Congratulations to the great Justice Clarence Thomas for reaching yet another historic milestone this week in becoming the second longest-serving member of the Supreme Court. His impact has been unmatched. From the humblest of beginnings, through hard work, faith, and conviction, he became one of the most influential leaders in our nation’s history. As I told him last week, his commencement address at my law school 30 years ago has been an inspiration to me ever since.

@USAttyPirro Awesome - so January 6th is on your radar?

Today’s indictment underscores a simple truth: there is evidence this defendant intended to assassinate the President, and that he shot a U.S. Secret Service officer after he traversed the country with a cache of ammunition to accomplish his goals. I commend our law enforcement partners for their swift action to neutralize this threat and prevent the death of the President. The use of violence to register dissent is anti-democratic at its core. We will pursue the maximum punishment available under the law against anyone who travels to the District of Columbia to engage in such acts.

@FoxNews CRINGE

WATCH: President Trump shows kids how the Trump Dance is done at the White House Fitness Test Field Day 🇺🇸

@Jules31415 How long can this administration blame the last president for failure? It's so sad and embarrassing. Joe Biden has not been president for 469 days. Where's your 'on day 1' bluster now?

Brian Kilmeade: "How did we get here, to the point...where we have an airline that a lot of people count on go belly-up?" Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy: "There was a proposed merger between JetBlue and Spirit Airlines in 2022. The last administration—Pete Buttigieg, Joe Biden—said, you know what? We want competition, we're not going to allow this merger to happen. And because of that, right after, Spirit filed for bankruptcy. And then last year, they filed for bankruptcy a second time... ...The problem is there was nothing left. Their airplanes were leased. I mean, there was really not a lot of value left. It was leveraged so far, there was nothing left to buy."

@FoxNews Why are you excitedly sharing endorsements from a pawn star to someone who pays for sex with porn stars?

NEW: Pawn Stars' Rick Harrison joins President Trump at the White House: "Literally he's going to go down as maybe the best president ever. I love this guy." "The backbone of this country is small business. Plain and simple." "The last guy in office, all we heard was that we were the evil people."

@FoxNews How very sad to have to "report" math from this man

NEW: "Under the last administration, 1 in 4 new jobs was a government job. But since my inauguration, 100% of all new jobs have been in the private sector." "To do that, we cut tremendous numbers of governmental jobs, and I feel sorry for everyone... They got private sector jobs that they like better and paying them sometimes two and three times more money. So it's worked out the right way."

@Phil_Lewis_ Why would anyone work for this man? I guess you're allowed to enrich yourself exponentially, but the shame, the awfulness, I don't see why you'd sign that contract.

the zoom in is brutal

@FoxNews This is absolute nonsense. 86 is not a mob hit term, it's what you say in the restaurant business when you're out of tiramisu.

BREAKING: President Trump hits back at former FBI Director James Comey as a new indictment is putting Comey's '86 47' Instagram post back in the spotlight as an alleged threat on Trump's life: REPORTER: "Did you really think your life was in danger?" TRUMP: "Probably... People like Comey have created tremendous danger, I think, for politicians and others."

@SkyNewsAust "Israel's Ambassador to Australia" doesn't really have much credibility today

Israel's Ambassador to Australia has said ABC journalist Laura Tingle "lost her moral clarity" after she declared Donald Trump's word "holds same weight" as the authoritarian Iranian regime. skynews.com.au/business/media…