Josh Showers

Hats are just the male version of shape ware…

@DeaceProducer Communities will die that don’t accept the economic boom data centers will create. #buysellhold

Send me your finest Buy, Sell, or Hold suggestions for tomorrow's show!

It was a Tuesday, the least remarkable of all days, and I was hiking through the woods. The air was crisp, the leaves a fiery tapestry of autumn, and the only sound was the satisfying crunch of my boots. I was, I must admit, feeling quite poetic, lost in thought about squirrels and the philosophy of moss. Then I heard it. A rustle. Not a squirrel-rustling, mind you, but a much more substantial, almost... majestic rustle. Suddenly, a figure materialized from behind a particularly stoic oak tree. He was clad in a denim-on-denim ensemble that defied all modern fashion logic, and his beard was trimmed with surgical precision. My brain, slow to process the impossible, first thought, "Grizzly bear?" and then, with a jolt that nearly made me drop my protein bar, "Chuck Norris?" Yes, it was him. In the middle of the woods. Just standing there, hands on his hips, wearing an expression that said, "I have opinions about your posture." "Um... hi?" I managed, my voice several octaves higher than usual. "Big fan... of your... early work? Before you became an internet meme?" Chuck Norris didn't speak. He didn't need to. He simply shifted his weight. And that's when I saw it—the glint in his eye, the specific torque in his hips that could only mean one thing. He wasn't just walking through the forest. He was patrolling it. And I was, for reasons unknown, a threat to national security or, perhaps, the sanctity of a specific patch of wild mushrooms. Before I could even articulate a weak "I yield!", he unleashed it. It wasn't a kick. It was a cosmic event. A blur of denim and unstoppable force. The speed of light would have been left in the dust. The physics of it were baffling; it felt like he kicked my entire reality. I didn't feel the impact so much as I felt a sudden, profound shift in my relationship with gravity. My left ear now knew what my right toe was doing, in a very personal way. The world went, for a few glorious, terrifying seconds, a very specific shade of blue. When I finally "landed" (and I use that word loosely, more like I stopped bouncing), I found myself wedged between two saplings, looking like a discarded accordion. I looked up. Chuck Norris had resumed his position. He gave me a single, Curt nod, as if to say, "The forest has been cleansed. You're welcome." Then he turned, with the silent dignity of a thousand mountains, and vanished back into the trees, leaving behind nothing but the faint scent of leather and justice. I, on the other hand, was left with a pounding headache, an unprecedented amount of foliage in my hair, and the distinct feeling that I would never, ever question the internet's Chuck Norris facts again. And the best part? No one would ever believe me. But in the quiet, bruised depths of that forest, I knew. I had been roundhouse kicked by a legend. And frankly, it was kind of an honor. Next time, I'm sticking to the paved bike path.

Roundhouse kick a homie in remembrance of Chuck Norris! 😭

@Protestia @farmingandJesus My position is, your gossip blog is actually doing a disservice to Christ followers.

@JoshShowers @farmingandJesus is your position then that it's fake and just made up?

That’s extremely weird and concerning.

I’m tired of hearing all the complaining! I’ve decided to take a STAND! All they’ve ever wanted to do was efficiently distribute food! IT DOES NOT MATTER WHERE YOU GET YOUR FOOD FROM. IT MATTERS WHAT YOU DO WITH IT!!!!!! 😡❤️❤️

Another great episode with @adamcurry and @JimmyPruitt fountain.fm/episode/H4rpq9…

@TheBabylonBee How dare you take the name of my metal band!

12 Terrifying Examples Of White Rural Rage buff.ly/qY2S8cZ

February top artist!

@pearls4swineguy @churchjamsnow You beat me to the punch….

Norma Jean-Tac-Toe: Pick your top 3 records, but they have to be in a row horizontally, vertically, or diagonally ❌⭕️

@nosoup4knowles Terror on the Prairie…

Titanic

@SteveDeaceShow I can’t help but think y’all keep him and candy o in business by endlessly raging about them.

Remember when we were told he was going to replace Charlie and had to be tolerated, pasteurized, and mainstreamed?

@Protestia isn’t distinguishable from @RealCandaceO it’s all gossip under the guise of "exposing truth" 🤷‍♂️

@Protestia Breaking? Y’all are just a gossip blog claiming to be Christian at this point. Trying to feed discourse with fake headlines….

Protestia BREAKING: Mark Driscoll Has Woman Pastor Preach At His Church, Promotes Her Message protestia.com/2026/02/27/mar…

@Ineverglow @EmceeDragon @CalebTheSpy I love all the albums in their unique way. I will say Penny Black was just basically Dashboard Confessional.

@EmceeDragon @CalebTheSpy The Moon Is Down has overtaken Hide Nothing for me, though 😬 I could still ride for Hide Nothing though! Finding someone to rep Penny Black might be a challenge 😂

Episode idea for @CalebTheSpy. Pick one person to go in to bat for each one of Further Seems Forever's records. My fave is How To Start A Fire; @Ineverglow can represent for Hide Nothing, and I'm sure it won't be hard to find a The Moon Is Down stan.

@brianbatescomic Strong @dustyslay vibes….😏😂

Everyones out sick

Us millennials by default can’t be racist..Mavis Beacon taught us how to type!!!

@pearls4swineguy @ethanwb Youth group Super Bowl parties have left me with unrealistic expectations for Super Bowl Sunday….😏😂

@ethanwb Take away the words "halftime show" and it gets even richer.

Guys, life is a whole lot richer if you stop caring about the super bowl halftime show.

@SteveDeaceShow @KidRock I didn’t realize the last guy performing was Kid Rock 🤦🏼‍♂️😂

I thought the same until I saw how he ended it. @KidRock performance was symbolic of the transformation in his own life. He started out being Kid Rock being lifted up, but ended it as Bob Ritchie lifting up his Lord. May a generation of us who started as he did end the same.

Was the TBN version different from the live stream?