Josh Sneed

The older I get the more I believe the phrase should be “You snooze…you win.”

@monci_pamatian Poor guy was probably just looking for some taffy.

@JoshSneed finally Gatlinburg in the news 😅😅😅

@SimonMiller316 @LexisKingWWE Dinkhausen

It’s fair to say WWE goes overboard with the mystery angles. Fans just go wild with what could be. But this is fantastic. Danhausen just gets it. He thought a life size clone had been creates and drops a “Ah s**t” when it didn’t work. 😂 GW4L

Excited to share that my latest special, "Fat Ryan" is available to watch on the Angel network. I'm also proud to say that it is currently the top special on their platform. In order for a special, movie, or program to make it onto Angel, it must be voted on by a group of members. "Fat Ryan" received an 83, one of the highest scores for comedy specials. If you'd like to see it or share it with someone, visit FatRyan.com.

@TheRealJeffRuby @jwalkermobile Jeff, you get it.

Columbus is the birthplace of Wendy’s and White Castle. White Castle is the birthplace of The Slider. The only burger without a condiment. No ketchup, mustard, mayo,tartar sauce, 1000 island, bacon, mushroom, lettuce , tomato or secret sauce? NO PROBLEM! NO MESS EITHER! Nothing dripping on your shirt. Just an innovative process of chopped onion penetrating beef.

Who’s got the best fast food burger?

@people I’ve been waiting for this day for years. youtu.be/_3vsujQZLZg?si…

Pizza Hut's 'BOOK IT!' Summer Reading Program Returns to Provide Voracious Young Readers with Pizza Parties and More people.com/pizza-huts-boo…

@mikegolicjr Another reason to come hang in Cincy.

the baseball robots are trying to buy our affection with free pizza and brother it is WORKING.

GET YOUR TICKETS, CINCY!!!

@wedgestevens @EmilySm43 @BrianReganComic Thank you, Wedge.

@EmilySm43 Groucho marx, Mike warnke, OmG shayne smith, @JoshSneed, @BrianReganComic

Be brutally honest 🤔

@Catsby76 @KySportsRadio @Reds Couple of legends.

@KySportsRadio @Reds You and @JoshSneed both got those!

Big shout out to the @Reds for sending my own new City Connect combo for the debut today!

@ChaseDunnette @Reds @MANdersonPR If you only knew how much I hoped you, of all people, would like it.

@JoshSneed @Reds @MANdersonPR

What an honor to be a part of the reveal of the new @Reds City Connect jersey. Huge thank you to the club and @MANdersonPR for the hookup. They’re absolutely stunning and perfect for you to enjoy at the ballpark or when saving the world from your recliner. Cincy Forever, Rooted in Red. #GoReds

This one is gonna be epic. Don’t wait to get your tickets.

@The_Other__JT @shutupmikeginn I came here to say this.

@shutupmikeginn I’m waiting out for Rural Juror

The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion

@du47222292 @RefBrandonTolle

Obviously I hate the Reds but this is a hell of a patch card….

@kevin_nealon You and I are cut from the same cheese. youtu.be/-gI0_wpHcBM?si…

A celebrity that intimidated me is Jack Nicholson. I’m in the movie Anger Management. First rehearsal. He’s right there. I introduce myself. Nervous. Heart racing. He’s talking to Adam Sandler. I tap Jack on the shoulder. “Hey Jack, you’ve been golfing?” He says: “What?” Sandler’s laughing. Jack says, “Not since the last time you asked me that question.” Sandler is now laughing even harder. I take a year trying to figure out what that meant. A year later, I see Jack at a party. Everyone’s there. Christopher Walken, Elizabeth Taylor, Harrison Ford, Princess Leia, Al Pacino, George Lucas, Princess Leia, Christopher Walken, Al Pacino. There’s Jack. This is my moment. I walk up. Tap him on the shoulder and say, “Hey Jack, you’ve been golfing?” Right then, Pacino taps him on the shoulder. Jack turns his back to me. Now it looks like I’m waiting in line to talk to Pacino. I ate something earlier that didn’t agree with me. I crop dusted Jack Nicholson. Pacino caught some of it. It was bad. I walk away. From across the room I hear Jack yell: “What the hell died in here?”

@KySportsRadio That Bill Walton impression sounded like Thurston Howell from Gilligan’s Island.

“If they don’t win, it’s a shame.” Aside from the loss, it was an amazing day with the boy and friends celebrating the return of baseball as only Cincinnati can.

@DJKelley70 Timbits and a shot of maple syrup.

@JoshSneed What is a worthy gift to leave for him? Gotta something better than cookies and milk.

I think a new Opening Day tradition should be that when you wake up you run downstairs and see if Joey Votto came and left a timepiece for you.