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eu descobri que quando voce para de stalkear voce realmente começa a parar de pensar na pessoa

i ain’t got no hidden agenda. you do right by me, imma do right by you.

@Be_like_legend I may be autistic that’s BS

Yes we can. It never stops. Some stores have extremely noisy lighting 😭

Non weed smokers are way too invested in what weed smokers be doing 😂😂

@PempressP Never will I marry another immigrant/migrant whatever. Nope.

What is something you did for a woman/man that you won’t do again?

@Andy223312 I almost tripped outside I was like bissssh better walk it off but my job lets us smoke weed idk how the workmans comp handles that

All weed smokers got ONE rule, don’t get hurt at work. 😂😂

@NotLizBrody I think it’s on how a woman carries herself. I’ve gone through both being curvy and slender and i must be ugly or well respected

ppl get carried away but idk...ask any woman who has been *voluptuous* and then lost a lot of weight and has also been significantly thinner/leaner.... you do attract more unsavory men when you're thicker 🥲

@jordancicchelli How did this become a thing and is it healthier for you?

not even kidding, the absolute best thing in the world is vanilla ice cream with olive oil and sea salt

@elenacute01 Is this AI?

A Baby Orangutan Tried to Help a Fallen Toddler, Then the Adult Orangutan Stepped In and Lifted Him Back to the Crowd.

@Forte4r That’s why I love that shit! Like yes GTF away from me

How come people who smoke today’s weed don’t realize how disgusting it smells? It wafts after you, it clings to your body, it is foul

@melanatedho I should have had that rule in the beginning but I do now

Once I find out u like white bitches I’m good off u

So let me make sure I understand. Abortion is bad under any and every circumstance including rape and incest but unaliving a 1 year old black baby is okay as long as it’s because their mom allegedly stole a pack of diapers from Walmart? Did I get that right?

@fw_naetoblaq Nah don’t feel like a dick when I tell people don’t bring anything I mean it

I’m so neurodivergent. Was invited to someone’s house for dinner on a group chat. Asked what I could bring. Group chat was told to not bring anything. So I brought nothing. Everyone else brought something anyway. I felt like a dick. Tale as old as time.

A one-year-old was shot by police. And the immediate response is “blame the driver.” The baby wasn’t driving.

Walmart is a company valued at ONE TRILLION DOLLARS and some overzealous ass manager in Senatobia called the cops over a pack of diapers worth what, $25, $30? And they were paid for? Now a baby is dead. Calling the cops is a death sentence and they know this.

People go back to school in their 30s to become Doctors and Lawyers remember that.

@sunfwrpwr Nope sounds like you’re asking to deliver somewhere unfamiliar

Would you guys go spend the 4th of July an hour away from home at 39 weeks pregnant? Debating if I should risk it.

@CollinRugg This is why people should avoid unregulated activities. Taking £26 from people to jump off an abandoned bridge without a safety license is pure greed. How do three full-grown men look at a person & 'forget' to attach the rope?

having our first trillionaire before everyone has access to clean water is a failure of the human species

Rent takes 60% of your salary, bills take 30%, and you’re expected to ‘treat yourself’ with the remaining 10%. Bro, this isn’t adulting, this is sophisticated indentured servitude with better WiFi.