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@piersmorgan It's football, in a few months it all starts again with everyone on zero....no one ever really wins the football... you just get fleeting moments..

We are…

@stehoare Arne celebrating that result more than Lego head...

Nice one Erling mate

@TheRealJamieKay He said 'dinghy', you utter bell.

@SEANLWOODCOCK Shut up ya fanny.

I have spoken and written about my patriotism and love for my country before. Those marching in London today are not that Britain.

@Carl_M79 @dlmjnk Alonso is the romantic appointment, Iraola is the right appointment.

One thing on Salah’s post. You can’t play heavy metal football with a defence that concedes so many goals and a midfield that gives it little protection.

@AFC_Gooner_Mark @SkySports Just get him to have a ciggie, a couple of pro plus and a can of coke before the exams... he'll be right as rain...

@TheKopHQ He was like this at Newcastle. Absolute madness dropping all that money on him.

Seems like Isak out again tonight. Proper Prawn Cracker we've signed there isn't it 🤦‍♂️ #LFC

@Bellamy_Saluter @MarioNawfal "The Germans famously conducted themselves extremely well in France" 😂, so you don't know anything about it then.

@Jt1982James @MarioNawfal The Germans famously conducted themselves extremely well in France, as a highly disciplined army should. The Red Army was largely a poorly disciplined rabble. Of course they behaved badly.

🇮🇱🇵🇸 Hamas brought written instructions on how to rape their victims. That's not speculation anymore, it's in today's "Silenced No More" report. 2 years. 430 testimonies. 10,000 images analyzed. Legal conclusion: it was systematic, deliberate, genocidal. They filmed it, sent the footage to the families. Assaulted victims after death. Targeted faces specifically... to destroy what their families would bury. The UN stalled for 2 years. Some academics still call the evidence thin. 1,800 hours of footage reviewed frame by frame disagrees. Hamas used rape as written, distributed, coordinated strategy on October 7. That is now the legal, documented, unimpeachable record. The question was never the evidence. What's the real reason for the delay?

@Bellamy_Saluter @MarioNawfal Go study what the Nazi's did in France and what the Russians did in Germany in WW2, champ.

@MarioNawfal It makes no sense. Raping during a military operation means that you risk getting "caught with your pants down." That's why disciplined forces don't do it. If there is any way that this can be a fraud, then that's what it is.

@JohnSlinger 😂😂😂 shut up ya fanny.

One thing I’ve not heard much of in the debate about who should be Prime Minister of our country is the human being at the centre of this, & his family, & the effect of this on them all. The vitriol is off the scale. Show some humanity. People we disagree with are not enemies

@SaeedTV_ Or if they both lose....

If West Ham beat Newcastle on Sunday and Tottenham lose to Chelsea then it goes to the final day of the season. DAMN!

@anon_opin "The civil service will then be on the verge of collapse" I'm sure there's plenty of people willing to step in and send a few emails my guy 😂😂😂

Civil servant here. If Farage wins the next GE, he'll call us all back to the office 5 days a week. The CS will then be on the verge of collapse, as thousands of people will either retire immediately or quit, due to the removal of WFH. Cheap optics will meet reality.

@BenDesigned I don't mean this as "rival banter", but as a Liverpool fan, I'd be happy to see United give Carrick the job permanently. I really think it would be a mistake.

Carrick is the man who’s delivered CL football. He’s steadied the ship. He’s deserved the right to be given the job 100%… However. However, however… IF a Nagelsmann or Enrique is available & interested, you have to at least think about them. We just don’t know how it’d go.

@spencermorgan93 Everton handed you the title. If Arsenal can't beat an almost relegated West Ham, a relegated Burnley and a Palace B team, then they really don't deserve the title.

A truly pathetic performance from Brentford As expected

@cagiago_ No they're not.

PSG is a literal superpower man, this team is better than 2011 Barcelona easily.

@FlashheartV2 @RayVon83016875 @unrealzuri 😂😂😂

I know regular sex starts with kissing or oral... how tf does hooker sex start?!?!?!

@The_Mighty_Mojo @lawrence_bury Dude, you're arguing with a fake man city fan, who saw a gap in the market. Imagine how desperate for fame you must be to fake being a man city fan. At least goldbridge fakes it for a big club.

@lawrence_bury Liverpool spent £500m and the five outfield signings have started one game together all season. During which one of them went off injured inside half an hour. It's been poor but if you're going to use the money spent line, context matters.

Liverpool spent £500m and are worse than Man Utd who lost to Spurs in an europa league final last season. Worst Premier League Champions of all time no doubt

@owenjonesjourno God, you're such a fanny.

Hold on - what? If police officers think someone might be carrying explosives, protocol is to kick them in the head repeatedly like this? Is that actual police protocol? If so, how is it a wise police protocol? Can someone explain the reasoning?

@EllieChowns God, you really are a bunch of absolute bellends...

My fellow Green MPs and I have written to the Foreign Secretary expressing our grave concern at the dismantling of structures needed to monitor and respond to possible violations of international law in the Middle East. This decision must be reversed.

@ukhomeoffice Is the extreme right wing terrorist threat in the room with you now?

The UK's threat level has increased to “severe”. This follows a rising Islamist and Extreme Right Wing terrorist threat, and yesterday's abhorrent antisemitic terrorist attack. People should be vigilant as they go about their daily lives, and report any concerns to the police. Our world-leading police and security services continue to work, day and night, to keep our country safe.