Jude Elms

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Jude Elms

@JudeElms

Kentish Independence. Former CIA. Former MI5. Former DGSE. Former BND. Former CNI. Former AISE

Having a doob Katılım Kasım 2015

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Jude Elms@JudeElms·1h

Mega driving tbf😂😂

Metropolitan Police@metpoliceuk

A police van gave chase to a Smart car driven by a not-so-smart suspect. Officers skilfully weaved in and out of rush‑hour traffic to apprehend the driver, who mounted pavements and ran red lights at dangerous speeds. Just because it’s a van, it doesn’t mean it can’t keep up!

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Jude Elms@JudeElms·7h

@quadrantalerror @advancedjd @skooookum Crew shortages and just the usual chronic lack of funding. The subs themselves are among the best in the world, and the quietist

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RJ@quadrantalerror·8h

@JudeElms @advancedjd @skooookum Do they have an inherent issue? The only British SSN’s I know are active and aren’t broke are HMS Anson, and HMS Agamemnon (doesn’t really count, still undergoing sea trials)

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skooks@skooookum·1d

British Vanguard class is the most fuckable modern submarine

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Jude Elms@JudeElms·9h

@advancedjd @skooookum Vanguards are the nuclear deterrent ones. Always one at sea, one available and the other two will be either under maintenance or training. The Astutes haven’t had more than one sub available for a very very long time, certainly not publicly

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JD Advanced@advancedjd·9h

@JudeElms @skooookum Ahh I only vaguely remembered a British sub class being docked most of the time.

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@advancedjd @skooookum That’s the Astute class

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JD Advanced@advancedjd·1d

@skooookum Is that why it's always docked?

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@TBrit90 Was ordered I think last week

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Britsky@TBrit90·1d

We better be seeing a Martlet restock order in the near future.

Jerome Starkey@jeromestarkey

🚨 UK troops downed 14 drones in Iraq last night, the busiest night since Iran war started – UK defence officials. The drones were shot down by laser-guided Martlet missiles from Rapid Sentry launchers (originally procured in secret) and operated by RAF Regiment.

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@baumusc @vocalcry You cannot be for real

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Baumer 🇺🇸@baumusc·1d

@vocalcry Create a beach head by the Straight of Hormuz then and call it Persia and slowly push north. Just need to create a buffer zone. Take Kharg Island for Persia as well.

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Circe@vocalcry·1d

So the realistic endgame is to get back to a pre-war setup? Why did we go to to war then?

Clash Report@clashreport

U.S. and Israeli officials increasingly view securing the Strait of Hormuz as the most realistic endgame of the conflict, shifting away from earlier ambitions like regime change and fully stopping Iran’s nuclear program, which they now consider unlikely to succeed. Source: WaPo

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@Temeun @BaguetteWeapons

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Témé@Temeun·1d

@JudeElms @BaguetteWeapons A badger would be so cool

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Rouge 🇫🇷@BaguetteWeapons·2d

Because it’s the only animal that keeps singing even with its two feet in shit

Smiling Ghost@PhrygianWeaver

I respect the French for picking the humble rooster as their symbolic animal. Compare that to the outrageous English claim to lionhood.

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HB•RAINEY™️@RaineyOvalle·2d

It’s clips like this that completely shatter red-pill man-o-sphere rhetoric for me. From both sides of this interaction, THIS is what it means to be a man. John Cena (having been diagnosed with skin cancer twice himself) meeting this fan’s vulnerability with kindness and grace.

ScreenTime@screentime

John Cena shows love to a fan at MEGACON Orlando after he shared some tough news

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@Gabriel64869839 @Mupper41 Is this an armoured cab?

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Gabriele Molinelli@Gabriel64869839·2d

Full house at Supacat with new build Jackal 3E (with amovable 3rd axle), Jackal 3 and assortment of older 2/2A undergoing "proof of fit". Not sure what they have been fitted with, but one change obvious is the new standard of rollbars with more protection towards the sides.

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Jude Elms@JudeElms·2d

@Dominos_UK Your fucking pizza

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Domino's Pizza UK@Dominos_UK·2d

tell a sad story in 3 words

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@TommyTucker091 @LeoKearse Way to early to write anything off. We aren’t tv show writers, give them a break lol It’s been one episode

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Tommy Tucker@TommyTucker091·2d

@JudeElms @LeoKearse I admire your optimism, but they should have gone in full force for the first episode, surely!

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Leo Kearse - see me on tour! Links in bio@LeoKearse·3d

I know Saturday Night Live UK has its detractors. But I'd like to see another UK comedy show have the balls to mock both Liz Truss and "young people who don't vote Green" in its opening skit.

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Jude Elms@JudeElms·2d

@TommyTucker091 @LeoKearse It’s only had one episode, hold your horses lol

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Tommy Tucker@TommyTucker091·2d

@JudeElms @LeoKearse A real British comedy show would have made a joke about the Ukraine rent boys, or Mandelson.

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Jude Elms@JudeElms·2d

@TommyTucker091 @LeoKearse They made a 5 minute skit about how melty and pissy panty Starmer is

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Tommy Tucker@TommyTucker091·2d

@LeoKearse They only do safe jokes or jokes that members of the Green Party would laugh at. They'd never make a joke about something right wing folk would laugh at.

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@GOP2A4LIFE @SGTWipper1Each It is just a license built L118

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America the Great!🇺🇸@GOP2A4LIFE·3d

@SGTWipper1Each America uses the M119, British use the L118. Very similar but different.

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Christopher Wipper@SGTWipper1Each·4d

American Soldiers teaching some Kenyans how to fire a British artillery piece. I don't see a single person taking notes.

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Jude Elms@JudeElms·4d

@michaeldweiss *personel

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Jude Elms@JudeElms·4d

@michaeldweiss They get fuck all when you consider what they go through (goes for most of the armed forces tbh) It’s shitty but the blame is not wholly on the personal, they wouldn’t be getting on it if things weren’t so poor

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Michael Weiss@michaeldweiss·4d

Sick Boy and Spud at the helm.

NewsWire@NewsWire_US

Dozens of sailors caught doing hard drugs on Britain’s nuclear submarines — Telegraph

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Jude Elms@JudeElms·4d

Example, St George isn’t celebrated becuase he is English, he is celebrated because of what he represents and what he represents is what makes England, it’s why he is the patron saint. The right and the left should know this, identity politics only seeks to divide.

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@quadrantalerror @advancedjd @skooookum @TBrit90 @baumusc @vocalcry @Temeun @BaguetteWeapons