Stuart Blakemore

Ok so quickly, whilst I have your attention, please download my album. open.spotify.com/album/5TQWAeiE…

It will soon be launch day for the new album.

@supertanskiii Can someone tell @UKLabour that they can have this, free to use, whenever they want instead. open.spotify.com/track/2F38Fs43…

Well, D:Ream are killjoys aren’t they? They probably made money in royalties after Steve Bray played their song as Sunak announced the election and they’re playing Glasto for the first time this year. Don’t think Labour wanted it anyway. To make a point of it is a bit Tory.

@Peston What next…Bringing back the Death Penalty???

The brave new Sunak policy, compulsory national service for all 18 year olds - what he calls “military” and “civic” - may or may not be sensible. But announcing it on day four of an election campaign, out of a clear blue sky with no prior debate, or attempt to make the case, could be seen as a little impulsive. Here is the Tory Party’s own summary: “The Conservatives are today announcing mandatory National Service for every eighteen year old – they will be able to choose between a full-time placement over 12 months in the armed forces or one weekend per month for a year volunteering in their community.”

@SkyNews Those Santa Packs have just GOT to get through.

Dashcam footage shared by the Utah Highway Patrol showed a trooper trying to signal the crash scene to an oncoming truck just before the vehicle speeds by, narrowly missing the stranded motorists and the crashed car. trib.al/ENzNFCU

@SkyNews What was he doing at Kings Cross anyway, have they got a Helipad there these days?

Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has been seen at King's Cross railway station purchasing seasonal treats, which were reportedly for key workers. Latest politics news 👉 trib.al/YKanzN3

#NewMusicAlert new album coming on 15th September - please retweet and I’ll follow back Thanks

They are almost literally burning the house down before they leave aren’t they? Ministers propose scrapping pollution rules to build more homes bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi… Probably taken a shit in the laundry basket too. #ToriesOut

August bank holiday eh!!!

@Vinny64 Sadly, It wasn’t on the telly but I still applaud your stunning performance as the titular lead in Toad of Toad Hall at Hever Castle in 1982. You defined the role for a generation. #bringbackKentRep

@tommcrae May I quote you on that?

Just had this pop up on my phone. Surely a #BurgerKing would be more appropriate?

@deel hey I have a really simple question. Where does your device start? Do you provide selection and recruitment services or do you kick in at Offer letter stage? #AskingForAFriend

Note: Rights available for new versions & new recordings. Author will retain all rights to original recordings. Will take personal appearance at wedding party as part payment. If not of interest please retweet and @ any relevant artist. Thanks -

@edsheeran @GaryBarlow @LewisCapaldi @taylorswift13 SONGS FOR SALE – Next 7 Days To Fund a Wedding Party Global Rights are now available for these original Songs. Next Train - £2k My Ghost - £2k 1985 - £2k   £5k Package for All 3. T&C’s apply.

@David_Kempster @BethRigby I’d like to credit him with a voucher for a free removal van.

@BethRigby I'd love to credit this guy some intelligence that he's sending code that we are going to end up with something similar, at least like EFTA, not least to save his skin in 2024 but deep down he knows its right.

👀“If we get this right, NI in the unbelievably special position – unique position in entire world, European continent – in having privileged access, not just to UK home market, which enormous, but also EU single market" > red rag to remainers who never wanted UK to leave EU

@badinfinity2 @AlexHorne that reminds me, When is the new series of Taskmaster due?

Ten years on T, post-op top and bottom surgery, ask me anything

@kelvmackenzie No need for a cab, I’ll drive you.

@robinince Wow ! The story (and illustration) of the bride in the attic still surfaces in my nightmares sometimes. Those pictures are terrifying.

@sammooresphoto I tried this a while ago with a beloved CLK 320 convertible. When gearbox (95k) I had it rebuilt & told garage to do what was needed to bring it back to as new. Cost £7.5k, looked amazing & drove like a dream. 1 year later wiring loom and hood pump went and it had to be scrapped!

This idea is being floated by some brands atm. Would you send your car back to the manufacturer for a refresh rather than buy another new car? (Assuming you didn’t choose a 🍋 in the first place) Updated infotainment, new seats and whatnot

“Hey AI Image Bot, what would @HarryHill playing Gandhi look like?”