J. Penrose

What would you change about this diet?

This is like the classic dril bit >I can't find workers for my farm >Offer a higher wage >No

Watching TV before 5pm is like drinking before 5pm. It’s degenerate

First Nigerian to play chess at the Louvre 🇫🇷-The world’s most prestigious museum.

A Belgian Malinois dog realized that his owner was cheating in a breath-holding underwater competition. 😂😂

so what is the explanation for this? cortisol? is he using an absurdly old photo?

People always do this thing when I mention Cushing’s where they think I’m somehow absolving someone of their culpability in being fat and fucked up, rather than just describing the state they’re in. “No they’re just fat.” Yeah man being fat like this where your neck disappears and your cortisol is constantly exploding is called Cushing’s. I could inject you with cortisol and you’d start transmogrifying into this but also people treat their bodies like shit or have a weak constitution or something terrible happened to them. They could just not eat and wouldn’t be as fat but would still have all the other ailments of a deteriorating body.

The game here — and everywhere — is to start with the belief that white men are craven evil beasts, and squeeze every new piece of information or media through that frame like play-doh. Infinity engagement, the cycle repeats. This has been the state of “discourse” for twelve years and it was already tiresome eleven years ago, not to mention incoherent from the start. Here she will claim that men have no desire to have children; elsewhere she will claim that men really want children to ensure their legacy, or to control a woman, or to exercise power over them. She believes all of these things are true at the same time, because the only real principle is Offending Men — which in turn proves that the point is True and Necessary. Women have run headlong toward the radical left by every objective metric, but ask them and they’ll tell you it’s because of Andrew Tate. It’s a self-propelled cycle, the world’s first truly infinite source of entropy. Tapping into this cycle, especially the genderslop angle, is the last reliable way to market any product, and you’ll see it done for everything from musicians to videogames to dropshipped sunglasses; this provides a financial incentive to keep the spiral going. The result — not the future, literally right now — is a complete split in lived realities between subgroups, different worlds in which each one is constantly under attack, worlds which justify a continuous IV-drip of cortisol and adrenaline in response to subway ads and indie games. Reduction of the human animal to a beast of pure reflex and trained response. Everything becomes directional signal, because that’s a lot more easily parsed than Truth, and everyone who engages with it feels both catharsis and strategic victory. This is what “cyberpunk” looks like in practice. You won’t replace your arms with better robot parts anytime soon, but everyone already outsources their amygdala to social media.

My daughter had a 45 minute screaming meltdown yesterday because we wouldn’t let her have a real knife

32 years ago Derek Vineyard and his boys sent the tarantula heads back to Martin Luther King Boulevard.

Mandatory

This is actually true. Lately, many of my girlfriends (mid to late thirties) have been telling me that they are getting approached by early-twenties men, very confidently I would add. What’s going on?