Jules Delay

@maxrushden @guardian_sport What vegan alternative would Troy recommend for chicken feet? #fwlive #londonfc

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"All it says is: if you perform on the pitch, this is one big boys' club and we will protect you." Today, we condemned Man United's terrible handling of the Mason Greenwood situation as they continue to sit on their hands. Catch the full episode here: lnk.to/ramble

No spoilers, but this is the cleverest football advert I've ever seen.

Always worth reminding people that you don’t actually HAVE to call them “Sir…” or “Lord..” because we don’t actually live in Fairy-tale Land, and they should grow up and stop giving themselves silly prizes and expecting the rest of us to play along.

WE GO AGAIN. To everyone who is still playing despite their body suggesting it might be time x theguardian.com/football/blog/…

@KatCraig1 Well done @KatCraig1 & @CandIUNITED ! Amazing season, so deserved 👏👏

Thank you to everyone who came and supported our wonderful club. A decisive victory by a brilliant team that turned up for each other and the fans, and proudly represented our community values. Onwards and upwards 💙❤️⚽️

@sportmatters88 Good luck pal. One step closer to the keepy up game! 👍

For the avoidance of any doubt ⬆️ Under the 🔪 tomorrow (I hope). Day 10 here... sportmatters88.blogspot.co.uk

@DamianLow3 Exceptional hands in the net and in the pub… pleasure as always mate! 🙏

Great to win another Monday League with Hampstead Heathens. Amazing team and great fun. Also got to meet this beauty in the pub after. Not a bad Monday! #MondayMotivation

Stunningly shit customer service from @MTNzaService … if you’re ever in the South Africa, don’t try getting data or a SIM card from these fraudsters. Shame in what is otherwise an amazing place! #CustomerService

@sportmatters88 Bang average 1-1. A Saturdays dream

The Wall...@JulesDelay

Magnificent.

Thoughts @campbellclaret / @RoryStewartUK …

@TFennerz @1882pod You’ll never forgive me will you

@1882pod @JulesDelay We used to have one UNTIL HE LEFT

Get through the commute with some proper #COYS chat 👇👇 pod.fo/e/13b601

@TFennerz @1882pod Prepare a defence for a slow passing centre mid? I’ll just point at my own face

@1882pod Because we get outnumbered in his area of the pitch. Make sure you tell him @JulesDelay

This has not gone down well it seems 😂 just feel he’s not done enough to close down Forrest midfielders and has made it easy for them to play around him. (This is Ash FYI)

@JimSummersNews @TFennerz Bastards the pair of you… not even in the sodding thing yet

@TFennerz @JulesDelay Actually lol’d

Millennials everywhere crossing their fingers.

David Frost - a man of incredibly consistent stupidity. The lights are on, but nobody’s home. Just as well he’s not been involved in any decisions of importance in the last few years… @campbellclaret / @RoryStewartUK

A true legend of sport. How lucky we’ve been just to see her play vogue.com/article/serena…

What a fucking idiot. Good grief. Inanimate objects have a higher IQ

@RestIsPolitics @campbellclaret @RoryStewartUK Why do we take existing tax brackets as non-negotiable when wealth inequality has increased so dramatically in the past 30 years? Would either or both of you support new boundaries to reflect how money is now distributed amongst our society? #restispolitics

QUESTIONS REQUEST 🚨 We’re recording Monday lunchtime this week! So, what would you like @campbellclaret + @RoryStewartUK to talk about and what questions would you like them to answer? Thanks for all the submissions last week 🙌🏼 Hit reply below 👇

any decent person knows the tories are cruel and despicable and dangerously inept but my goodness me doesn’t a leadership contest bring it into sharp focus