JULIUS😎

my mum did everything to convince my dad that I was possessed, but he always dismissed it as nonsense talk. to him I was just a restless child. until the day they all saw me fight with monkey they brought for demonstration at the Kawo Motor Park! my papa no believe him eyes!

i don begin wonder when una go resume office😂 since that trend that day all of una just lay low😂

@PoojaMedia Solid periwinkle

This guy's comedy skit is too chaotic 🤣😭

If Lee Kuan Yew was greedy and shortsighted like your niggas in Nigeria you won’t be enjoying a sunny Thursday in Singapore.

There’s a story about all the animals being summoned to a meeting. As they converged at the public square early in the morning, one of them, the fowl, was spotted by his neighbours going in the opposite direction. They said to him, “How is it that you are going away from the public square? Did you not hear the town crier’s summons last night?” “I did hear it,” said the fowl, “and I should certainly have gone to the meeting if a certain personal matter had not cropped up which I must attend to. I am truly sorry, but I hope you will make my sincere apologies to the meeting. Tell them that though absent in body I will be there with you in spirit in all your deliberations. Needless to say that whatever you decide will receive my whole-hearted support.” The question before the assembled animals was what to do in the face of a new threat posed by man’s frequent slaughtering of animals to placate his gods. After a stormy but surprisingly brief debate, it was decided to present to man one of their number as his regular sacrificial animal if he would leave the rest in peace. And it was unanimously agreed that the fowl should be offered to man to mediate between him and his gods. And it has been so ever since. I read this story in Achebe’s Hopes and Impediments. You see, the danger of the self-imposed absence is twofold. Not only do you get to deprive the world of your voice, you also get to suffer at the hands of those who lent theirs. This disarmingly simple parable has vast implications. The fowl’s absence is emblematic of the human tendency to abdicate participation by retreating into private preoccupations while public life unfolds elsewhere. And when the council of the living gathers, the silent are always represented, but rarely in ways that favour them.

@Ceasar20201 @Redflag008 @Wizarab10 No Comment

@JuliFBE @Redflag008 @Wizarab10 Trust me I know, in fact I know exactly how it is in both private and public because I am in the system,in a public Uni if you want to get the course you truly desire you have to score very high,it’s sad but it is the reality because of the population and limited slots

Got admission into a private university, but my dad hid it from me and sent me to a public university where I suffered like mad 😭, only for him to send my sisters abroad to study.... Now the girls are not giving him what he wants, his trying to get close to me 😂😂

@Ceasar20201 @Redflag008 @Wizarab10 I no think say Czar really know how admission be for public universities

@Redflag008 @Wizarab10 If you were a true chemical engineering material,you would have gotten it in a public Uni and not a fix up admission in a private Uni

@tony_god_sent @SirDavidBent I had something similar, but this one was a friend

@SirDavidBent When we were growing up visited Auntie on one Sunday afternoon. Immediately I entered her daughter said “This one that you are here already we didn’t cook enough rice today ooo” Something died in me that day but I don’t know what.

What's the worst thing a family member has ever done to you?

University nah funny place cos you fit just casually come across the most attractive person you’ll ever see in your life on your way to a random 8am class and might not see the person again till you graduate.

@UnkleAyo I waited for this moment

@UnkleAyo I waited for this moment

Every once in a while, a ewe will give birth to a lamb and reject it. There are many reasons she may do this. If the lamb is returned to the ewe, the mother may even kick the poor animal away. Once a ewe rejects one of her lambs, she will never change her mind. These little lambs will hang their heads so low that it looks like something is wrong with its neck. Their spirit is broken. These lambs are called “bummer lambs.” Unless the Shepherd intervenes, that lamb will die, rejected and alone. So, do you know what the Shepherd does? He takes that rejected little one into His home, hand-feeds it and keeps it warm by the fire. He will wrap it up with blankets and hold it to His chest so the bummer can hear His heartbeat. Once the lamb is strong enough, the Shepherd will place it back in the field with the rest of the flock. But that sheep never forgets how the Shepherd cared for him when his mother rejected him. When the Shepherd calls for the flock, guess who runs to Him first? That is right, the bummer sheep. He knows His voice intimately. It is not that the bummer lamb is loved more, it just knows intimately the One who loves it and has experienced that love one on one. So many of us are bummer lambs, rejected and broken. But He is the good Shepherd. He cares for our every need and holds us close to His heart so we can hear His heartbeat. I am a bummer lamb adopted and loved by The Good Shepherd!! Hallelujah!!

What happened to the fat guy? only Jesus saves bro!🤣

I don’t think it’s okay to look at a man and call him a woman.

I’ve slept with zero men so I expect my future wife to have done the same

rt if a woman has never paid for your haircut before

things wey women dey talk, you nor go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until man talk am.

her hands look like this so that mine can look like this

Everyone agrees??

Nobody is talking about the everlasting boxer on the wire