Julian Collins

@currys Americans everyday

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@JustCanadianGal @KremlinTrolls Queen Máxima of the Netherlands

@KremlinTrolls What is that yellow lounging gown? Tacky .

Don't forget that Benny here is on Moscow's payroll.

Every dad’s keyboard this morning.

@SkyNews Didn't see that coming.

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Tory Candidates to replace James Cleverly as Home Secretary revealed.

@mikegalsworthy @michaelgove @Mark_J_Harper So, according to those figures, it costs 1.6 million per mile.

@michaelgove @Mark_J_Harper You don't believe it's real? Here's the link - and I've taken a screenshot too, because... surely they're not going to keep it up? ---> x.com/transportgovuk…

Wait, what?! Nearly a quarter of a billion quid to be spent on London roads - and this is badged as a "Network North" project? ...with money pulled from HS2 to actually reverse the levelling-up promises? This government must want to deliberately irritate people. 😂

@PaulMerse twitter.com/JakeCoare14/st…

Has anyone heard from Jake? I’ve reached out to him but heard nothing back? I’m hoping he’s ok 🙏🏻

@NoContextBrits Those lights are definitely keeping death of the roads

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@KremlinTrolls Happy Christmas to you too.

Happy Xmas to all KT's followers.

@DannyRichman I'd be very interested in this

Would anyone like/need a step-by-step guide on how to set this up? If there's enough interest, I might be motivated enough to get off my lazy backside.

I mentor a young lad with poor literacy skills who is starting a landscaping business. He struggles to communicate with clients in a professional manner. I created a GPT3-powered Gmail account to which he sends a message. It responds with the text to send to the client.

@nexta_tv They paid people to attend. Advertised on a job site in Russia. 300 rubles to attend, payment the following day.

Some of the footage from yesterday's TV broadcast of the #Luzhniki concert strikingly matched a video from a year ago.

@McDonaldsUK Quality hot chocolate from Morecambe McDonald's. Has to be the worst McDonald's in the country. #disgusting #McDonalds

@gregjames fb.watch/68yDq16f9P/ The secret is out #remotecontrolcar

@Marcotti No tax

Always wonder about back story when police vehicle towed away. I know, probably something boring like a breakdown, but wonder if it’s something cool like an undercover operation or some subversive direct action by the tow truck people. Or maybe just sadistic parking attendants?

@AndyRobsonTips Gone with thos for a fiver for a bit of fun.

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@mi6rogue My partner just tranlated this for me and now she's a bit worried. She's from the Baltics and now lives in the UK

Should I feel disappointed im, not on #Putins new kill list! #PutinIsКiller

@ManUtdMEN Are you sat next to me again?

Caption competition... #mufc