Julian Keith

Old but gold. Akala absolutely incinerates Tommy Robinson. He got fully BBQ’D 😭😭

Seeing as AFTV are back on the rise recently, I thought I’d make a little thread… AFTV’s best lockdown moments. A thread 🧵

1. When you hit your 40’s, you’ll see 2 types of people: Those who took care of themselves and those who did not. 2. Lifting weights is investing in your future self. Start now to be functional well into your 80s while increasing your attractiveness.

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🚨TICKETS GIVEAWAY After defeat to Brighton to lift the mood i will be giving away 2 tickets to 1 person vs Liverpool next week! This is how to enter… 1. Like & Retweet 2. Follow @MUFCFinest 3. Comment Done ☑️ Winner will be announced Wednesday

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Creating a Man United group chat to share you current opinions on things (INEOS/Ten Hag related) Reply to be added. (Must be following @MUFCFinest so he can add you guys)

Getting rid of Ten Hag is not the answer. Don't get me wrong, this isn't blind faith and he's not faultless and I do have my concerns but adding him to the growing list of sacked managers right now is not the answer. The club is rotten from the top and shit runs downhill. Until the Glazers are gone and we are owned by people who are serious and aren't content with a top 4 finish to maintain sponsorships and a footballing infrastructure is in place to oversee transfers/contracts/scouting etc then this constant changing of manager is completely pointless. Appointing a new manager will mean another attempt at a squad overhaul, without the budget or the time to do it (as we are seeing with Ten Hag now) and we will be back in the same position in 18 months time because nothing else will have changed. We are not a serious football club, we don't have any of the basics in place to build on and the world doesn't have Alex Ferguson's available anymore to hide the shambles of a club with guaranteed on the pitch success. Ten Hag has had to work within a limited budget which has been made even tighter by inheriting a squad he's trying and failing to completely clear out. He's made some good transfers and some questionable ones too but he's ultimately missed out on a good number of first choices and is working with what he can get. Stevie Wonder can see Kane was first choice this summer. Rasmus would have been a belting back up striker for the future, but now we're in a position of putting pressure on a kid and expecting him to save our goal drought week in week out. Not to mention the amount of injuries he's dealing with. Legal cases and player disciplines. Heavy schedule, shit squad depth, youngsters being thrown into pressured environments with hopes of being some sort of answer to our problems. He's got a mentality and has standards that we've been missing for a decade. Players are letting him down. You can criticise his subs and his tactics etc but the performance yesterday against palace and against Brighton the other week are on the bone idle lazy bastards on the pitch. Tactics are one thing, stroppy players not doing the basics are another. I don't often get too opinionated on here as I can't be arsed with the twitter drama and the 'stick to the videos' brigade but I felt I had to say something because I couldn't agree less with the calls to have him sacked. The club is a disgrace. The manager is up against it. Stick with him.

If the media and authorities showed as much outrage at teenage school kids getting stabbed to death in London as they do to a fucking tree being cut down then maybe the country wouldn't be in such a fucking mess.

So very true Have you ever thought about this? In 100 years like in 2123 we will all be buried with our relatives and friends. Strangers will live in our homes we fought so hard to build, and they will own everything we have today. All our possessions will be unknown and unborn, including the car we spent a fortune on, and will probably be scrap, preferably in the hands of an unknown collector. Our descendants will hardly or hardly know who we were, nor will they remember us. How many of us know our grandfather's father? After we die, we will be remembered for a few more years, then we are just a portrait on someone's bookshelf, and a few years later our history, photos and deeds disappear in history's oblivion. We won't even be memories. If we paused one day to analyse these questions, perhaps we would understand how ignorant and weak the dream to achieve it all was. If we could only think about this, surely our approaches, our thoughts would change, we would be different people. Always having more, no time for what's really valuable in this life. I'd change all this to live and enjoy the walks I've never taken, these hugs I didn't give, these kisses for our children and our loved ones, these jokes we didn't have time for. Those would certainly be the most beautiful moments to remember, after all they would fill our lives with joy. And some of us waste it day after day with greed, selfishness and intolerance. Every minute of life is priceless and will never be repeated, so take time to enjoy, be grateful for, and celebrate your existence.

One of the first pieces of new content I want to try is a gameweek round up. This week's menu will include laughing at T-Rex tits Pickford, the billionaire barcode shitouts and Chelsea being Elanga Banger'd. Sign up below! 🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪

Great seeing the 'Back to School' signs up in all the shops rn. Drink it in, you little cunts. Fun's over.

FPL STATS OF SHITHOUSERY 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐊 – 𝐆𝐖𝟑 Crash, bang, wallop… what a fucking shitshow Let’s see which XI pillocks dropped the proverbial football this weekend Article only this week, reasons below👇 attackingfootball.com/2023/08/27/tea…

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19-year-old press breaking midfielder at Premier League level. Not to mention the fact he's probably actually better than he looked playing his senior debut season for the bottom team in England. This is a no-brainer

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Invest 3 minutes reading these quotes from the book The Psychology of Money to forever change your relationship with money:

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14 Short Habits With Significant Life Benefits:

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