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@dom_lucre April Fools!

🔥🚨BREAKING: Russian Chechen combat units just officially declared they will deploy to Iran to fight alongside Iranian forces if the US launches a ground invasion. They claim their support comes as a ‘holy Jihad against American power.’ The conflict is expanding globally.

@BlackwoodBrief Happy? Huh?

Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araqchi attacks Trump now: "You must send your soldiers to Iran, as you said, to open the Strait of Hormuz if you are brave and stand by your word. Don't talk so much, just send your powerful soldiers to Iran." "And if you are afraid to send them by plane as happened before, we will send you an Iranian plane to transport them." "I tell you: within 30 days, in front of the whole world, the Strait of Hormuz will be closed by order of Iranian sovereignty, and no one will dare to open it, not even after 100 years." "Ask your friend Netanyahu what we are doing to him and his people every day; we are plunging them into a constant nightmare, and you will soon be rid of this nightmare." "This is the first time he has spoken in this manner since the beginning of the war. Truly powerful words."

@LamparaProject April Fools!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 The International Criminal Court (ICC) has reportedly decided to release former President Rodrigo Duterte. This major development follows a massive signature campaign organized by Senator Robin Padilla and submitted to the Supreme Court. #ICC #Duterte #apr1

@Abbaskhan12145 @Megatron_ron 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🌍 The world is stunned and bewildered: How did Iranian engineers achieve such brilliance that the world's top air defense systems are failing to stop their missiles? But the world doesn't know that behind Iran's power lies the Power of Allah. This is the miracle we are witnessing with our own eyes. It's just like a man placing a small child in his lap, letting him hold the steering wheel — the child thinks he's driving the car, but the real power is with the one who placed the child in his lap and is actually driving. Allah-o-Akbar! 🤲🇮🇷

NEW: 🇮🇷🇮🇱 What did Iranian engineers do? Crazy video of Iranian missiles easily evading Israeli interceptors

@georgegalloway 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A huge strategic defeat for the US empire is in the making. In which they are cleared out of West Asia entirely, their former cash cows in the Gulf turning to Russia and China to mediate their future relations with an angry and victorious Iran. In which the Gulf countries pay Iran in reparations rather than Trump for the costs of his lost war. In which those Gulf states which remain are (at least) “finlandised” viz the new emerging world order. In which Iran enjoys a splendour in the esteem of the Global South and Eurasia not enjoyed for centuries.

@defense_civil25 Is he high?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🚨Update: The General Staff of the Iranian Armed Forces - “You hit our civilian residential areas! Iran will now begin bombing the residences of U.S. and Israeli officials and politicians in the region!"

@CheekyLady1027 Ibanag naman yan. Lukdit na!

Really? Mga Ilokano, maka-Duterte? HAHAHAHA!

@MalluChique Is he dead?

Yet another drunk North Indian Dudebro gets into literal fistfight with Transgender sex-workers in Thailand, and gets knocked out with a brick! North Indian/Pakistani men have acquired a certain reputation for bad behavior around women! And justifiably so!

@wintropicale @TMT_arabic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TMT_arabic 👊 🇮🇩

@TMT_arabic 3 million? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If the Islamic regime in Iran survives, it won’t be because of America, Israel, or anyone in the Middle East. No. It will be because the EU, NATO, and leaders like Starmer chose not to fight the only battle that matters where civilization stands against backwardness. The UAE banned the Muslim Brotherhood. Europe and Britain refused. The UAE is destroying the regime’s drones and missiles, while parts of the British media serve it attacking Dubai instead. Shame on those with no shame. And yes, we will not tolerate terrorists while you call them activists.

@_A_khalifa Where are the GCC Troups? Strike! While the iron is hot!

They’re hunting down the IRGC leaders like rats! The American & Israeli infiltration in Iran is unprecedented The regime is fragile.. Watch how they’re being taken out!

@jesusfalcis Mahilig sa maleta... Malamang mga peke din yan.

🚨Breaking News: Senator Robin Padilla nag dala sa Supreme Court ng maleta na may 300,000 signatures calling for the return of Katay Digong. Sayang maleta. Sayang oras. Sayang lang ang signatures. Dahil walang effect – walang walang uuwi from ICC. 👊 #DutertePanagutin

@patriot_apranik You are more than them. Why not stage an ambush?

🚨 You think Iranians are terrified of bombs? Watch this video from Tehran. We are far more terrified of THIS. Heavily armed IRGC terrorists patrolling our streets, blasting their vile noises just to strike fear into the hearts of normal citizens. Make no mistake! We know the horrific cost of war and civilian casualties. But nothing is scarier than waking up every day under this brutal, suffocating occupation. We just want our country back.

@leisbeth_recto Hindi nga sila makaalma sa mga Chinese.

Bakit, pagmamay-ari niyo ba at inagaw sa inyo ang Pinas? Akala mo naman may nagawa ka ng matino maski sa Davao at kung magsalita ka eh feeling hero ka? Feelingero ang gagong adik na 'to!

Say Cheeseeeee!

@IRanMediaco But you keep on shouting "DEATH TO AMERICA?" To hell with you!

Dear Americans, Iran is not your enemy Israel is.

@RetroCoast 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Iran would be a better ally for the USA than Israel. Iran produces oil, technology, and food. Israel produces nothing.

@ImtiazMadmood @EndWokeness I can see a group would eventually spray them like a real turkey shoot.

Mecca? Nope. New York City. - @EndWokeness

This is how Children in the Philippines mark their First Holy Communion..