@TeslaJuniperDriver

How could anybody drive a Tesla and then go back to this...madness!? Butts in seats, people

@jeremyjudkins_ 😡

Why is Amazon throwing packages at 6am? Listen to how loud this is! ☠️ 😭

@ryanjaycowan Ha! That progressed quickly

H*LY SH*T I ACTUALLY DID IT 😁 Model Y L joining the family ! This car is honestly too good to pass up. Went with Glacier Blue and Zen Grey interior. Cannot wait !

@FoxNews what say ye?

@JCChristopher @congressdj Damn, that was like 3 business days

While taking @congressdj to his hotel in Houston this afternoon, we discussed one of things we keep hearing over and over again in the comments to my video post from yesterday, that the Cybertruck had FSD disengaged for four seconds prior to impact. So after leaving DJ's hotel and heading back home, I went back to the Eastex Park & Ride exit ramp, and did the same thing as yesterday (let FSD take me up the ramp), but this time I disengaged FSD at the exact same location where the Fox News video starts, which was four seconds prior to the impact. I think the video speaks for itself.

Together with RDW, we have officially completed the final vehicle testing phase for Full Self-Driving (Supervised) and have submitted all documentation required for the UN R-171 approval + Article 39 exemptions. The RDW team is now reviewing the documentation and test results package internally. They have communicated the expected approval for Netherlands date of 4/10, shifting from 3/20 previously and we look forward to successful completion of this cooperation.  Following the Netherlands’ approval, European countries will be able to recognize this approval nationally. We are anticipating a possible EU-wide approval during the summer. Over the past 18 months, this approval has involved a series of intense documentation, development, testing, research & audits. Including but certainly not limited to: – 1,600,000+ km of FSD (Supervised) testing on EU roads – 13,000+ customer sales ride-alongs – 4,500+ track test scenario executions – Thousands of pages of written documentation for 400+ compliance requirements – Dozens of research studies into safety performance/results We're extremely proud of the work conducted with the RDW team up until this point. We very much look forward to the approval in April, and sharing FSD (Supervised) with our patient EU customers!

@nowwasthen @Hahshshsbdvdb @Blacksword011 Nope, 2006 custom built, rural northern Michigan . 4 bed/4 bath. Just have to get out of the liberal meccas

@JuniperDriver @Hahshshsbdvdb @Blacksword011 Must be dilapidated.

What $1.1 million gets you for An Apartment in NYC

@KentuckyToc @Tesla 🤣🤣🤣

@JuniperDriver @Tesla At first I thought you were calling me out for being left-handed 🤣🤣🤣💀

Hey lefties, every Tesla has 6-7 cameras on the outside plus the internal camera. If you vandalize a @Tesla you will get caught and they’re not cheap the fix. Keep your EDS to yourself

Deep in the pack

@THErealDVORAK @amarjeet

Back on track and ready to do the Sunday Show. Thanks for the wellwishes!

@DriveTeslaca Misdemeanor?!? Uhhhh, ima bet it’s gonna be more than that to repair. How do these morons not know that every Tesla literally has 6-7 cameras on the out side plus the one inside? Do other brands experience this or is it just TDS/EDS?

Here's the Sentry Mode footage of 67-year old Karen Lewis vandalizing a Cybertruck with a board and nails. She then placed the board under the front tire, presumably hoping it would be driven over. She also placed an aluminum sign under another tire, because? She has since been arrested and charged with misdemeanor damage to property.

@DevinOlsenn @Tesla Yikes, *you’re. I was FSDing when I typed that🤣

@JuniperDriver @Tesla When I got home with the car Jae was like "oh.. it's very nice"

The Tesla service experience is genuinely unmatched. Dropping off your car and instantly hopping into a loaner with your cloud profile already synced (seat position, saved locations, music) is something no other automaker is doing today. Plus, from the parking spot in the back of the lot, I literally pressed a button and the car drove me home. I try not to be a total Tesla fanboy, but days like this make you appreciate how good the ownership experience actually is.

@SawyerMerritt @carwowuk Off to unfollow @carwowuk

Carwow just released a new video to its 11 million YouTube subscribers titled: "Why Tesla Full Self Drive is Pointless!" @carwowuk misleads its viewers into thinking Tesla’s Autopilot is FSD, even though FSD hasn’t been approved in the UK yet. Autopilot isn’t meant for city driving, yet they test of bunch of scenarios that Autopilot wasn't built to do in the first place....

@Teslalightshows @Tesla @TeslaOwnersNL @enhauto

The GREAT EUROPEAN @Tesla Light Show edit is IN THE BAG 🥳🥳🥳 It’s a MAMMOTH of a Show and will be OUT TOMORROW 🤩

@ChadMoran @Tslachan I’d gamble to say nothing beats the Model Y unless it’s another Tesla

@Tslachan I legitimately don't understand how anyone can say anything currently available in the $45k price range can beat a Model Y. Will be different once iX 3 is here if you don't care about ADAS.

It's a world where famous reviewers can't distinguish between Autopilot and FSD.

@cranky_md @DirtyTesLa 🤣

@JuniperDriver @DirtyTesLa tmi

Maybe 14.3 will have banish

Whelp

@wholemars @TheCaptainEli Ope