JustFunnyStuff

#IStartedRunningWhen I couldn't remember where I parked my invisible plane

I found stir fry all over my bed this morning… I must have been sleep wokking again.

Why can’t you breed an eel with an eagle? It’s Eeleagle.

Everything Everywhere All at Once is my favorite movie about diapering a baby boy without covering him first.

I saw two people having a sword fight in the middle of the road earlier. Turns out I was on a duel carriageway #BadJokeThursday

I was supposed to go to a funeral at 9am, but I declined. I'm not really a mourning person. #LunchPun

@AgathaChocolats It's more efficient for shepherding sheep.

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommmunity

I feel like this has to be true…

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I keep having a recurring dream where I’m riding a big horse. That's 5 nights on the trot now.

I've got myself a new job working shifts in a factory making chess sets...I'm on knights next week

My mate Dave went to see his doctor yesterday. Dave said to the doctor "I applied that haemorrhoid cream you gave me and I got a very nasty reaction." "Where exactly did you apply it?" the doctor asked. “On the bus!” said Dave

people say 60 is the new 40... The cop who just pulled me over didnt agree...

Sounds about right…

A Lumberjack went into a magical Forrest to cut down a tree. Upon arrival, he began to swing at the tree. To which the tree shouted, “wait! I’m a talking tree!” The lumberjack grinned and said, “and you’ll dialogue”

I identify as whoever's credit card I just found

your sex life is summed up in your most frequently used gif

I don’t know if this is just me or not but do you hate it when you go outside and theres like, people?