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@sleepymurph @u_n_l_0_c_k_e_d @scrumble_eggs But the riddle states “one can lie”, not “one will always lie” or “one can only lie”… so this riddle (as worded) is unsolvable, no?

@u_n_l_0_c_k_e_d @scrumble_eggs "Could your other brother deny that you like big butts?" B = big butts T = cannot lie W = workout tapes by Fonda F = lie Ask BT? WF would deny. BT: yes. Ask BF? WT could not deny. BF: yes. Ask WT? BF could not deny. WT: no. Ask WF? BT would deny. WF: no. B says yes. W says no.

Two Sir Mix-a-Lots stand before you; one can lie and the other only tells the truth. Only one of them likes butts. You can only ask them one question to determine which one likes butts. What question do you ask

@OnlyUWCLinEng @Le_Petit_Player @chrisadams248 @OfficialBHAFC His point is perfectly logical

@Le_Petit_Player @chrisadams248 @OfficialBHAFC You're the one that tried comparing 2 completely different sports when we know one ruins the pitch significantly more because of how its played. It has zero correlation to football. That wasn't a clever comparison, it was thick.

We are pleased to confirm plans for the UK and Europe's first purpose-built women's football stadium. 🏟️ It will be one of only three such stadiums in the world, putting the club at the forefront of the women's game globally. 🤩💫

@BrightonFan18 @HoneyHurzeler It’s honestly so confusing

@JustGoodVibesOK @HoneyHurzeler Thought that was the case

Does anyone know if this fa cup result matters for Brighton and that 6th place becoming UCL

@HoneyHurzeler @BrightonFan18 Makes no difference for 6th place becoming a Champion’s League spot - that’s only if Villa finish 5th and win the Europa League. It matters for Europa League spots - if City win the FA Cup, that EL spot would cascade down and there would be 2 EL spots (6th & 7th or 7th & 8th)

@BrightonFan18 city need to win

@Mcp19010 The FA cup winners get a Europa league spot, but that EL spot would cascade down if the FA cup winners finish in a CL spot

@Mcp19010 I don’t think either of those need to happen for 6th place to get CL. There are 4 CL places (top 4 teams), plus an extra ‘performance’ place. The performance spot goes to 5th, but if the 5th place team qualifies another way (Villa win Europa league), then that spot goes to 6th

Forgetting that a top 6 finishing side need to win the fa cup, and also a top 6 finishing win the champions league. But that’s fine. Carry on spreading false information.

He always downs his water when he’s stressed it’s so funny

@felipesilva_dg How did they not spot this problem?

Fui dar uma pesquisada sobre, e encontrei alguns moodboards de desenvolvimento da coleção da Nike pra Copa do Mundo de 2026. Pelo que deu de entender, o projeto começou a ser executado em 2023. Nesses painéis que foram divulgados pela própria equipe da Nike, demonstra o desenvolvimento de outros templates, além do que foi escolhido de forma oficial. E interessante, um desses painéis demonstra o que poderia ter sido uma camisa do Brasil, EUA (Inglaterra?) e França. Na camisa do Brasil por exemplo, aparentava ter mais presença do azul na camisa, o que seria bem interessante. E também a gola era diferente, seria a gola que foi utilizada pra Austrália. Em outro painel, vemos o que seria um template inspirado na coleção da Nike de 1998, com uma faixa nos ombros. O que ficaria lindo demais, uma camisa do Brasil semelhante a de 98, pra mim uma das mais bonitas que já teve. Em outras fotos de bastidores, vemos o desenvolvimento desses pilotos dos templates e estudos da equipe de desenvolvimento da Nike. O que é estranho estarmos vendo esses problemas que estão acontecendo no template oficial escolhido.

@ox_nan I think this is the first choice team for the next two games with Dunk out

vs Burnley スタメン予想 まぁ普通に考えたらこれなんだよなぁ ワンチャン日本の三笘見たヒュルツェラーはトップ下に三笘置くかもな笑笑 マーチみたいです！！

@JLeagueShirts @_yanaboyko @BadLegalTakes

Please help spread the word: I’m honestly shocked to see my illustration being used on T-shirts sold at the Monte-Carlo Masters without my permission or a licence. I never expected something like this from such a major tournament. If someone from the organisers sees this, please contact me so we can resolve this properly. @montecarlorolex @atptour

@MikeLowrey911 @Mr_Planner_2u @seandsweeney You sound like you live in India

@Mr_Planner_2u @seandsweeney Sure mother fuggah. Assumption is the mother of all fug ups

On a flight back after 8 days in San Francisco. I’ve been back every year since 2021. City was buzzing this year. Bars and restaurants packed. People walking the streets. Delores Park body to body yesterday. SF is definitely back!

@BHA_Aqua After this poor season, I wouldn’t mind losing Baleba, and Bart is replaceable. The others would be tough to replace

@BHA_Aqua Could be very bad. Realistically we could lose: - Van Hecke - Baleba - Mitoma - Verbruggen There’s also been noise about Minteh and Gomez… Throw in a World Cup… (eye-catching performances from Ferdi, Ayari?)

@onboardnavvy @StevenCHayes He said a human being *can* feel anxious, not *will* feel anxious

@StevenCHayes This isn't true, is it? I've had scottish people impact my life negatively in profound ways, not put me off them in general one bit. Haven't been hurt by Michaels per se, but have met a few annoying ones. Haven't started rolling my eyes in anticipation on being introduced, though

I developed this theory with colleagues starting in the 1980s, and it became the scientific foundation for ACT. I want to explain it plainly, because it answers a question most people have never thought to ask: why does language create suffering? Relational Frame Theory is a scientific account of how human language and thinking work. The core finding is that humans, uniquely among animals, learn to relate anything to anything else in an almost infinite number of ways: this is like that, this is better than that, this causes that, this is the opposite of that. This ability is what gives us science, art, and civilization. It also means we can never fully escape painful experiences by changing our environment, because any situation, any word, any sunset can trigger an entire network of connected meanings that brings pain back. A dog can learn to avoid a hot stove by touching it once. A human being who has been hurt by someone named Michael can feel anxious meeting a new Michael who has done nothing wrong, simply because the name carries the relational network forward. That's RFT in action.

@T_Untouchable7 @AlienKaraoke @EmmaVigeland Yep, and it’s an incorrect definition of words.

@JustGoodVibesOK @AlienKaraoke @EmmaVigeland This guy is doing what the trump admin has taught them..hanging their entire argument on a definition of words.

Not to be dramatic but it feels like the world is ending :)

@darkprometheus1 @Wyndomworks @PoloniusCrambe @LP_CLC The joke is lost on you I’m afraid

@JustGoodVibesOK @Wyndomworks @PoloniusCrambe @LP_CLC jokes on you, were weren't respected when biden was in office either cause no politician respects the american people or they would actually do shit we want them to do. they don't though on either side.

Melania immigrated on a visitor visa in August 1996. Between Sep 10 and Oct 15, she worked illegally and was paid $20,056. She refused to disclose this when applying for an H1-B visa, which is fraud. Under Donald Trump's policies, his own wife would be denaturalized.

@DerrickRuiz @FmrRepMTG I’m a straight white guy and I can personally say that Trump has done nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it has been for the worse. Everything was so much better under Biden though. I felt respected — which I never do when Republicans are involved

@FmrRepMTG Bitch you gotta take care of the bullies, thugs, tyrants first. Then we get peace and can do all the other stuff. Is that so fucking hards to understand? Glad yer gone. Another traitor bites the dust.

I wanted so much for President Trump to put America First. That’s what I believed he would do. All I heard from his speech tonight was WAR WAR WAR. Nothing to lower the cost of living for Americans. Nothing to reduce our near $40 trillion in debt. Nothing to save Social Security, which goes bankrupt in just a few years. Nothing to lower the cost of insurance. Nothing to address jobs for Americans. Nothing about education for our children. Nothing about our children’s future. Nothing for America’s future. I’m so beyond done. I pray for our military and their families. I pray for innocent people all over the world. I pray for peace and prosperity for all.

@JerryKa56400078 @FmrRepMTG I’m a straight white guy and I can personally say that Trump has done nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it has been for the worse. Everything was so much better under Biden though. I felt respected — which I never do when Republicans are involved

I had heard Trump was to speak of the Iran war. He did. You were in Congress. You want Trump to fix 60 plus years of Congressional abuse! Trump is a “fixer” and he’s working on it. Iran was a huge problem and Trump is fixing it for the world. Everything you accuse Trump of, he will try fixing but “one step at a time.”

@darkprometheus1 @Wyndomworks @PoloniusCrambe @LP_CLC I’m a straight white guy and I can personally say that Trump has done nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it has been for the worse. Everything was so much better under Biden though. I felt respected — which I never do when Republicans are involved

trump has literally done most things that other presidents have done. this isn't shit lol you think things like "oh a war in iran" is something that is a big new thing. obama literally drone striked an american citizen without charge or trial and scotus said it was an official act to drone strike him. bush literally continued dumb shit from the clinton era with sub prime mortgages that led to the 2008 housing crash. Bush 1 literally was involved as a cabinet member in Iran-Contra. Reagan was involved in the CIA importing and selling drugs within the US into inner city communities to fund anti-communist rebels. And you think trump is abnormal cause your world revolves around trump constantly.

@cryptojourneyrs I’m a straight white guy and I can personally say that Trump has done nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it has been for the worse. Everything was so much better under Obama though. I felt respected — which I never do when Republicans are involved

Holy shit. I’m so sorry that I ever voted for this shit. I’m sorry that I took this dude at his word. No war with Iran? Lie. Release the Epstein files? Lie. Help the crypto space? Eh kinda. All while enriching himself and his family to the tune of BILLIONS of dollars. Trump is off of his fucking rocker. Protect our troops. 🙏🏾