Onboard Navvy

@Hutch_Online @punishedjules You MINX

@punishedjules Maybe a little. But i'm gonna wait for proof of death before I get fully into it.

Stroke?

@ProQuibus @parlancetfish @aceplym Me too, while you're at it, and get the fuck on with it.

@parlancetfish @onboardnavvy @aceplym Muting you for excessive lameness.

The Labor Theory of Value is easily refuted. Go move a set of boulders around randomly in a field. Explain how all your exertion deserves money when nobody needed or wanted those rocks shifted around. Your labor is only worth what someone is willing to pay. Not one penny more.

@bryan_johnson Oh, and you're gonna die too, don't forget. Sucks, eh?

Guys, I’m an idiot. All this time I’ve spent trying not to die, I had toxic turf in my backyard. Artificial turf contains crumb rubber infill made from recycled tires, which leaches chemicals including PFAS, heavy metals, and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons. These compounds are linked to hormone disruption, carcinogenicity, and systemic inflammation. I don’t know how I missed it. It makes me question my basic competence in life. What gets me is that I try so hard to survey the world of potential idiocy. Then I find out there’s a monument to idiocy sitting right in front of my face that I was blind to. I’m removing the turf, yet I’m still stuck with this seemingly unsolvable problem of how to not be an idiot.

@Hutch_Online @bryan_johnson "All this time I've spent trying not to die" Join the fucking club, you freak.

@bryan_johnson That sucks Bryan. Have you considered monitoring your son's erections about it?

@onboardnavvy also floor cleaner

you are here.

@OfSymbols I genuinely think the baby in Eraserhead could make a more compelling fist.

Me:…. The hams in the butchers counter…

@therewentharry @barneyfarmer Internet doesn't forget. Shame really. They'll put you in a gibbet at the crossroads of the internet highway. "I saw with my own eyes @therewentharry at Cumae hanging in a cage, and when the boys said to him: 'Shortarse, what do you want?' he answered: 'I want to die.'"

@onboardnavvy @barneyfarmer Bow. I meant bow. Fucks sake.

Captain’s log, star-date: give it five minutes

@GianmarcoSoresi I'm guessing he might not have the most up to date mark-to-market model.

That’s still too much

@mypalfootfoot7 @Streettough I'd want to see him catch a tennis ball in his plump, seared fingers before I asked him to defend me from anything, tbh.

@Streettough As a lapsed Roman Catholic west of Scotland person, who can’t remember any occasion the head of state ever did an Easter message in my life, I was disgusted frankly

Not going to lie, but King Charles, Defender of the Faith and Supreme Governor of the Church of England, not wishing me, a normal British Christian man, a Happy Easter on facebook stings a bit. Its been such a long old important tradition you see.

@nadsat11, lightly mentioning neoliberalism @johnrentoul, his eyes enormous: You MENTION neoliberalism? You mention neoliberalism like the poster? Oh! Oh! Jail for @nadsat11! Jail for @nadsat11 for One Thousand Years!

@OfSymbols Withnail voice: Imagine the size of that datacentre.

Im going to convince Silicon Valley that with enough VC i can build a new continent here.

@therewentharry @barneyfarmer Mate.

@onboardnavvy @barneyfarmer Theeeere's Klingons on the starboard now, starboard now, starboard now, there's Klingons on the starboard now, scrape em off, Jim! You don't even need to change the lyrics.

@FridoKala I mean, yes, Judith DID decapitate Holofernes, and we got some good paintings out of it, fair play, but apart from that..? Mary Magdalene DID outrun those other fellas to the tomb, not taking that away from her.

@FridoKala You get the odd theory floated, the J source was a woman say, but it's blokes all the way down, isn't it? I don't think there's a woman in the bible that leaves the lasting impression of a, say, Khadija.

Huh. No pork.

@HiddenYorkshire It's a tricky one, and at least one internet stranger sympathizes INTENSELY. Have you tried incorporating more train journeys into your schedule? Fugue states guaranteed :)

Annoys me when I have a nap and I barely close my eyes before suddenly my phone alarm is going and I've been out for half an hour. It makes me feel cheated. If I'm going to have a nap, I want to actually savour being unconscious. I don't want to feel like I've teleported

@FridoKala Ooh, can I puff out my cheeks like Dizzy Gillespie instead, please? Oh, go on: Gen 1 has narrative oomph. Man is created in His Own Image. Classy. In Gen 2, man is created from the dust, mainly to sort out the weeds. Don't get me started on that 'from his rib' malarkey.

@onboardnavvy which one would you say was more plausible, if you had to pick?

@RealPaulPutner I'm convinced the Ghost Box fellas are due to fall into a time wormhole back to the late 60s, and while they're hanging around waiting to get back to the present they will/did put out precisely this stuff.

I just picked up this 1974 library album. I'm overjoyed by the discovery of these TV music cues on side one. They'll only be recognisable to people of a certain age. I'm going to a college reunion soon and when any guest arrives we should play this sting. youtube.com/watch?v=VBgCR7…

@FridoKala As an atheist (the only sods who actually READ the bastard thing IMO), yes :)

@onboardnavvy did you know there's more than one genesis?

@mrkhndy The age old question: ranged versus melee?

Would love to see Thomas skinner and Luke littler have a fight in a pub car park. I wouldn’t want to be anywhere near, just laughing from behind my computer screen.