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Springtime Seasonal Depression Murph 🧛

@sleepymurph

Washington DC to Tromsø Norway. Aspiring himbo. Gentleman loser. Barfly in a land where it's way too expensive to be a barfly. Computer science alt: @codermurph

Tromsø, Norge Katılım Şubat 2009
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"88kr?! Seriøst?!" Yeah I'm serious. Come on man you're from here. You know how much beer costs. Don't look at me like I'm the asshole.
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Zito
Zito@_Zeets·
So many Americans treat public transportation like alien technology. Props to the car industry for completely owning people’s imaginations because people don’t seem to comprehend that they sound stupid as fuck when they frame taking the train as some strange behavior.
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@ReflexiveYawn I got most of the lint out with a plastic toothpick but there was a really stubborn compacted bit in the corner that the toothpick was too soft to move. The needle got it though. I can't guarantee there's no risk of a short but I can say my phone seems perfectly fine.
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Crespo@ReflexiveYawn·
@sleepymurph I've done that with a toothpick, but I wasn't sure if a sewing needle could cause a short. Good to know!
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Just fixed my phone with a sewing needle It was getting harder and harder to charge because a layer of pocket lint was building up inside the charge port and preventing the plug from seating properly. Turns out a sewing needle was the perfect tool the scrape that lint out 🪡💪
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Sam 👁️
Sam 👁️@SamtheNightOwl·
i genuinely feel bad for people that gritted their teeth to study STEM fields or whatever and are getting their asses beat in the job market. at least you get to have fun in the humanities and can make the experience truly rigorous if you care enough to do so
Jaycel Adkins 鍾書@JaycelAdkins

Unless you are going to a Great Books school or SLAC, don’t major in the humanities. Major in what your parents are trying to bully you into. Make reading a hobby.

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Abigail JS
Abigail JS@abighoul_js·
my thesis is now due tomorrow but i’ve got this fetal position to cry alone in so
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
Kristi Yamaguccimane@TheWapplehouse·
Me, drunk after lunch, accidentally becoming a labor revolutionary to terminally online leftists:
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🚩Dan Credentials🚩
🚩Dan Credentials🚩@CharlemagnumPI·
Major in whatever won’t make you kill yourself. I would have killed myself pursuing any degree other than history and now I have a good, meaningful job in public service as well as the intellectual toolkit to pick apart and destroy every non-fiction bestseller.
Jaycel Adkins 鍾書@JaycelAdkins

Unless you are going to a Great Books school or SLAC, don’t major in the humanities. Major in what your parents are trying to bully you into. Make reading a hobby.

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Vivian
Vivian@suchnerve·
(while actively salting the earth) agriculture has failed here every time it’s been tried
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Skoom🔻☭
Skoom🔻☭@SkoomaBoofer·
“All you had to do was pay us enough to fucking live” The capitalist class - after decades of gutting labor unions, stripping worker protections and generally committing social murder - has forgotten that this is what happens when workers are left with no other way to negotiate
Power to the People ☭🕊@ProudSocialist

A worker in Ontario, California sets his company’s warehouse on fire and has a message for the CEO: “There goes your inventory. All you had to do was pay us enough to fucking live.” Expect to see more of this as people struggle to survive under our decaying capitalist system.

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katie
katie@katefeetie·
“damn how is your penne a la vodka so good” I don’t know!! unrelated but we are out of butter and heavy cream
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Dr. Ghada Sasa, PhD 🇵🇸
Dr. Ghada Sasa, PhD 🇵🇸@drghadasasa·
Israel planted monocultures of these pines over the ruins of Palestinian villages to hide their existence, prevent Palestinians from returning, assert claim over the land, & greenwash its state image. I describe this weaponization of tree planting as green colonialism. 3/
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