It's 2026. I own stuff & I'm happy 😊

We are being gaslit again. There's plenty of money. They spend billions of our taxes on wars that we don't want, pharmaceuticals we don't need & agendas we don't support. What we want is a decent standard of living for us, our elders & our youngers. Fucking criminals.

@alenadundas @EssexPR I often park in a parent/child bay alone when im picking up my grandchildren AND their carseats. I get looks and comments. People should mind their business when they dont have a clear understanding of mine.

@EssexPR Not wanting to piggyback on your post here, but the same could be said for the people w/out children parking in parent bays. I see it daily & it's infuriating when said bays are full so you have to wedge into normal bays & can't fully open the doors to carry your kids out.

Blue badges for ADHD and anxiety ?? What an absolute disgrace and an insult to the physically disabled. What is going on ?!!

@permacultureGB Criminals, the lot of them. The entire concept of born to rule is utterly abhorrent.

Don't you dare come on TV and say we are facing hard times, you rich bunch of Control freaks. As for digital ID, you've sold us out again to the highest bidder. Not my king.

@otokyo__ Get a new one and focus on cleaning the rest of your house. God only knows what lurks.

I have tried everything from white vinegar to soaking. Please help.

@CartlandDavid Integrity is the greatest thing a man can possess. And the one thing they can never take. Thank you for being that man.

The stress, anxiety and trauma of the last four years is starting to take its toll on me mentally but now physically. When will it end???? I just want me and my family to be left alone. I did what I thought was right and professionally obliged to do. They have taken everything as a consequence. They continue to even now. Not sure what to do.

@Matt_Pinner Trapped nerve

Name a pain stronger than a toothache (except childbirth)

@NinaPanickssery @safetysquatczar And what happens to grandma in 18m when shes given up her career and is no longer wanted for childcare?

@safetysquatczar At 6 months that seems irrelevant? Can’t you change your arrangement later once kids become more intelligent?

Genuinely curious—why don’t more people use their own parents/kid’s grandparents for childcare as opposed to daycare/preschool/nannies (which seem more common)? Is it common for boomer grandparents to show disinterest in their grandchildren?

@jk_rowling Hoody & comfy pjs in a remote shepherds hut in front of a log burner, with a book in one hand, wine in the other and my dog at my feet. Absolute bliss.

I fear this might be my most controversial take ever, but I agreed to put it to a vote so here we are. Hoodies should only be worn by men young enough not to look silly carrying a skateboard.

@BenGrahamUK I have a different question. Prep materials, sprayer, paint, labour. Where did the other £47k go?

This rainbow junction in Hounslow cost £48,174 of public money. Some will say it promotes inclusion. Others will question the cost. Where do you stand?

@NeverX2me @ThePosieParker Get up there & tell these nutters what's what. Who the fuck do they think they are policing our kids conversations? Theyre paid go teach not preach.

@ThePosieParker Or you could let your college age son take care of his own business

My son just got a written warning from college for a private conversation discussing trans shit with friends. I reckon I’m about to go scorched earth on these twats.

@GregBaldwinIroh @cdnxman No full english is complete without black pudding and bubble!

@cdnxman I would LOVE to try a full English breakfast! Even the black pudding!

British blokes…. I’ve purchased several “tins” of Heinz (British) beans because the idea of beans on toast intrigues me. I eagerly anticipate a tasting. Other than toasting bread and heating beans… Are there any other steps/ingredients?

@benonwine Fucked. It wasnt worth any more effort than the first word that came to mind.

What do you call this look? 👀

@nickimoraa Nope

My husband wants me to sell a small house my mother left me so he can help a brother pay off a debt & then he'll pay me back what should I do 😞

@JimmyFinnIsOut @daveatherton My moneys on a heart attack.

🚨Breaking News🚨 Six unmarked police cars have gone to Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor Wood Farm residence at 8.00am. Three have left, three remain.

@CNviolations Where's the fruit n veg?

What is she feeding with this? 😬 x.com/FinanceCryptoL…

@benonwine Soulless, clueless, joyless and rhythmless.

What do you call a GROUP of Lefties?

@Geniustechw Those chins are begging for upper cuts

Best comment wins

@DefiantLs Jesus fucking christ. You say you're certain who and what you are. Be whoever the fuck you wanna be and stop seeking validation from strangers. We got our own problems and your identity ain't one.

This person has a meltdown in the car because of misgendering

@benonwine It means she's a fucking idiot.

Does anyone else have a clue what this means? 🤷‍♂️

@SophieMcDLaw Let me educate you on 2 points, and you can head scratch the rest: 1. There's no such thing as government money. Only taxpayers' money. 2. There's no such thing as "free", only taxpayer funded. Best of luck.

@thecoastguy Nope

Who thinks Epstein is dead?