Dr Pepper M.D. 🥤

70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots

Shitposters will inherit the Earth.

You accept things cannot change.

Tonight I’m gonna find out how many french toast sticks it takes to put me in a coma.

The Boxer Amphibious Ready Group (ARG) Along With The Embarked 11th Marine Expeditionary Unit (11th MEU) Are Deploying Ahead Of Schedule to U.S. Central Command.

Change things you cannot accept.

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TODAYS NEWS Umm, no thanks.

Boiled walnuts, mmmmm *breaks tooth

Crude oil is like regular oil, except it just doesn’t have anything nice to say.

@gy_jf29870 @GuyDealership

@JustLikeMikee @GuyDealership Not really...

[NEWS] Congress is pushing a new federal fee on EV ownership: Republican Rep. Sam Graves plans on introducing legislation in early April, charging EV owners an annual fee to fund U.S. highway repairs. The proposed fee is $250 a year for EVs and $100 for hybrids. It follows: • A failed 2025 attempt at the same measure • A Senate proposal for a $1,000 tax on new EV sales • The elimination of the $7,500 federal EV tax credit in July under the OBBBA • And last week’s news that the DOJ is suing the California Air Resources Board Bottom line: Dealers navigating softer EV demand and fewer consumer incentives are now facing yet another headwind. Read today’s top automotive stories, presented by @lotlinx : carguymedia.com/4bxMzBj (Source: Reuters / Electrification Coalition)

where do people get energy from

replying Dislike to all your tweets

@tulobh 😂😂

Happiest country in the world? USA.

@JustLikeMikee I love French Toast!

I’ve got the Instagram algorithm so confused it’s serving me ads in French 😂

hi i'm calling about a little monkey inside the air vent

Sorry i liked your tweet. I was aiming for the one below you.