Ganja Lilly

Yes I'm talking to myself It's my favorite hobby

@KendalPeters11 Twitter has never unfollowed any of my followers. That I know of.

@PureGanja1 Id just want Twitter to stop unfollowing people i like for no apparent reason... Leave my account alone Twitter!

Twitter Twist. Twitter notifies you that someone has blocked you.

I disappoint people. Sometimes I don't care, other times I care too much.

She's a 10, but her car loves curbs

Beautiful Woman: *says hi to me Me: *gets nervous and jumps into traffic

I support small businesses and big boobs

Netflix killed the movie star.

She: I remember everything. Me: Yes! Everything, even if it never happened.

kinda wish I had more middle fingers

Imma probably gonna shut the fuck up now

True greatness shows when you sacrifice comfort for a loved one.

My cat sure judges a lot for somebody who doesn’t have opposable thumbs

*Sees that the Quarter Pounder with bacon is cheaper but I don’t want bacon. Me: Orders a Quarter Pounder with bacon without the bacon cuz that’s how you beat the system.

I would thank God

How to respond to internet trolls: you don’t.

All the hotties be retweetin me

People who don’t get sarcasm are my favorite people

Someone go check on my haters…. They’re dying for attention.

You know i could take me and my 47 other accounts and go play somewhere else

God didn’t say she is supposed to listen to dumb fucks…

Years from now, you will either live with discipline or live with regret. But you will not escape both.