Jumper J

So much money in one pocket it look like I pimp cus I limp and I lean to one side @chancetherapper

@LegionHoops @LukaShow_77 oh ya?

JUST IN: The Rockets have an 86% chance to eliminate the Lakers in the first round of the NBA playoffs Lakers essentially have no chance

@Culturecams fuck 😞

Unfortunately what we are going to do to Lebron in the 2nd round will be televised.

@solomon_tech update bitch

Yup, Klutch sports is scared as shit 😂😂😂😂😂

Luka wanted Ime Udoka to call a timeout after Bron hit a three 😭 (via @BulletClubIta, h/t @Fullcourtpass)

@NotLikeRuss yeah unfortunately your spot on this app is safe we are absolutely cooked

If the Lakers beat OKC in this series you will never see me on this app again

@SwipaCam @RajChipalu update bitch ass mf?

@RajChipalu You don’t even believe in the team

This Lakers team is going to get absolutely boat-raced in the 1st round and I hope the Nuggets will be the one to do it.

@essey101 @Sheridanblog yes it is. playing like a top 10 player at 41 in the playoffs adds to the goat case, not living up to whatever expectations you have attached to lebron james name at 41 should not

@Sheridanblog Those people are idiots too, goat title ain’t something that’s flip flopped. Bron been playing for 23 years, if he ain’t your goat already then it’s done. Adding another ring or whatever is happening now deadass changes nothing. Jordan is 6-0 and no choking moment, been done.

I don't understand how ppl watch a game like this & conclude this is the GOAT. Like what? Impactful? Yeah. Great longevity? Yeah. GOAT? Like, what? What is so great? What makes his game so different? One of the most unremarkable, if not unwatchable games I regret tuning into

@NotLikeRuss @BiasedHouston

@BiasedHouston deliver belt

We got the Lakers round 1.

@BradeauxNBA @1D1MO

I don’t care how rough the Rockets have looked lately. I PRAY they get the Lakers in round 1.

@BiasedHouston @kawhimusee

@kawhimusee On everything I love the Rockets beat the Lakers in a 7 game series

There’s never been a better example of large market/big name bias than the takes on the post-Luka trade Lakers. This Lakers team will struggle to see the second round, let alone actually beat OKC.

FUCK DO YOU KNOW BOUT MY PASSION FUCK DO YOU KNOW BOUT MY PAIN FUCK DO YOU KNOW BOUT MY STRUGGLE FUCK DO YOU KNOW BOUT JERMAINE!

. @KingJames shordy ru f*ing kidding me right now? U gone beat Father Time? #playoffs

LEBRON STEAL AND GAME-TYING 3 🤯🔥 WHAT A MOMENT.

TALK NOW NIGGA LEBRON FUCKING JAMES IS CLUTCH

@jaywillm363 @RandomPerson242 @Dan_I_O @TristanSnell i was responding to the guy that thought his “leftists can’t read” comment was hilarious. moron

@Justice0g @RandomPerson242 @Dan_I_O @TristanSnell Yet again leftists can never address the point and just fall back to calling someone stupid when they are proven wrong.

GOP - *gerrymanders* DEMS - hey stop that no fair GOP - *gerrymanders even more* DEMS - we mean it we’re gonna sue SCOTUS - *legalizes gerrymandering completely* DEMS - *start gerrymandering* GOP - HEY STOP THAT NO FAIR!!!! 😭

@RandomPerson242 @Dan_I_O @TristanSnell moron LMAOOOOOOOO

@Dan_I_O @TristanSnell If democrats could read, they'd be very upset at this.

Marcus Smart says the playoffs are a "whole different mentality" for LeBron. "I'm glad I'm on his side this time."

@Joe90471196 @CommandForce_1 @Kd7_Szn ur friends definitely find you to be annoying fyi

@CommandForce_1 @Kd7_Szn Of course .. but you n him act like he’s some mastermind behind this victory … if ur lucky to beat Houston I want this same energy with him .. n no blaming Luka or Reeves or age.. remember accountability requires humility.. n u n Lebum have ZERO of both

Mf figured us out in one game. Alright man yall got it

@Deahhh18 @LarespectfulLBJ what does that have to do with anything fam we know two of our best players are gone

@LarespectfulLBJ Saying this like Houston isn’t going to bend yall down and put straight belt to yall niggas at 9pm eastern standard time

Delete those fucking bookmarks 😭😭😭😭

@7oh7p my girl gone at coachella. missin her hard. figured fuck it lets open up twitter and doom scroll for a bit to get my mind off it. this the first post on my fyp. fuck twitter

imagine ur missing someone & they’re fucking ts out of somebody else 😭😭