Justin Pipes ✞

@mattressguy_ Could’ve just helped him out lol 😂

some people are so soft on this app I got blocked by a dude because I told him I had nothing good to offer at $199 in a KING 😂😂😂 $199!!!!! I have toilet paper worth more than that. You literally can’t make this stuff up

@mattressguy_ Better thankfully 🙏

@Justin_Pipes 😂😂😂😂 Wife sleeping better now bro?

Send later on iMessage is one of my favorite features I was ripping messages at 1205 last night When I was young and dumb I used to just send those messages to people 2am ripping texts and people were like what’s your problem bro Anybody else use this?

@SinaiLawFirm 3 hours+

Question to my male followers Wife sends me this with no other context. How long do you assume this hair appointment takes?

Me when they finally bring food out but it’s for the other table

@KurtBenkert Love seeing everything you’re doing with Dime Lab. One day I’ll own one of your footballs! Waiting on my little guy to get a little older

The first batch of weighted balls is almost sold out, but it'll come back for sure. Get yours now! 🔗 bit.ly/4ed0K1z

When I was in the NFL, we used to have weighted footballs that running backs and receivers could train with. The equipment Staff would cut normal footballs open, put sand in them, and sew them back up. I wanted to improve it, so we did. @ShopTheDimeLab 🧵👇

@danielcronauer @MonsterEnergy You love to see it. I can’t believe they’re 10 cal either

@Justin_Pipes @MonsterEnergy Yoooo black cherry dark whatever you told me about hit pretty good. I’m in pure shock, these are 10 cals and freaking delicious. They might taste better than the full calories!

I love redbull. I’m a big fan. However I just found the best drink around. I might start smoking cigs, bc this @MonsterEnergy is delicious. Monster do you sponsor Business Owners / Dads?

@danielcronauer @MonsterEnergy 😍

@Justin_Pipes @MonsterEnergy That would help!

@TannerBuilds 🔥🔥🔥

Update just got an offer for 292k woohoo! Accepting and moving on to next project. Let’s go

@irentdumpsters See if Grok gives you same score. I got a 7.4 using same prompt as provided

@sflorimm fucccc

chatgpt thinks I'm 6.6/10 prompt below 👇

@danielcronauer @MonsterEnergy Maybe if I called it the right thing amzn.to/4uauMI3

@Justin_Pipes @MonsterEnergy No dark zero on there! Just checked.

@danielcronauer @MonsterEnergy Dark zero find on Amazon. Only in stores in the fall

@Justin_Pipes @MonsterEnergy I’ll take a top 5 across the board. I like the 8oz Red Bull. I wish more companies had the 8oz. But that Guave taste just hits! I’m gonna try to find the dark zero.

@danielcronauer @MonsterEnergy Oh I thought you meant top 5 monster brands. I really prefer monster or ghost

@Justin_Pipes @MonsterEnergy These are all monster? Did you dabble with other brands?

@danielcronauer @MonsterEnergy I think I could probably have a different 5 depending on the day

@danielcronauer @MonsterEnergy Oh boy no pressure White monster Sunrise Vice guava Dark zero Blue Hawaiian I need to try a couple more

@danielcronauer @MonsterEnergy Yes I have tried almost all the zero sugar ones. I’m a fan of this one for sure

@Justin_Pipes @MonsterEnergy Yo, white monster is very good. Have you tried this?

@cmissimo We know why 😭😭😭

Why are so many of these highlights against Baylor? 😭

@StumpGuyTy 💀

Customer insisted on having me quote their stump on FaceTime. Took us about 5 minutes to get their camera flipped so I could see the stump. Incredible screenshot.

@realestatedude0 😳

Happy Friday to everyone but Dianna