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@NoChanceTil2034 this proves how useless Sara is 🤌👎

Ano raw ang nagawa ni Inday? Lemme count d ways. 1. Job security. Leni's trolls r now Bangag trolls 2. Yellows unite w/ d Bangags 3. Trillanes has a new demo job 4. Guanzon revives her career 5. PR agency industry blooms 6. Maleta sales shoots up 7. The Hague's tourism shoots up

@floppgt @bernardokath kawawang lucena ung mayor d mg tra2baho padate2 lng

Our Asia's apolitical queen, @bernardokath dating with a corrupt mayor

@Pinas4321 bwahaha y'all can't beat pnoy the best president

Naalala ko dati, kapag nasa abroad ako, naririnig ko sa locals kung gaano daw ka-blessed ang mga Pilipino kay PRRD. And in those moments, I felt a quiet but powerful pride in my identity as a Filipino. ✍️🇵🇭 Rob Rances

@Sky2828282 @NoahsArk6624 @srsasot_ nah I still see lots of red taxis when I was there. anyway you can always travel to shenzen to buy cheaper gas but we need to tell Pooh to send more oil to HK to lower the price yeah?

Not sure. Most of people already changed to EV so maintaining cars is cheap here. If you can afford a car in Hong Kong you can probably afford any oil price increase. Also, public transport so convenient that there’s really no need for private cars. Yeah, lucky China does plan ahead and we have reserves.

Anti-China Filipinos: 😱 China is controlling us. Reality: Dude, you have to ask permission from the U.S. just to buy Russian oil. That's how control looks like. Like getting parental consent to join your class filed trip in grade school.

@RyanLingo_ hoy Tanga research mo bakit tumataas presyo ng oil. Clue Qatar at Europe!!

Ngayon ang Biyernes Santo, pero sa Martes pa ang simula ng kalbaryo ng mga ordinaryong Pilipino. Road for ₱200/liter na ang presyo ng krudo. BBM Legacy: nagdeklara ng energy emergency, binigyan ng emergency power ng kongreso pero walang kwenta hindi mapahinto ang presyo ng oil!

@lillybreadd @iongreenflag mlamang hnd kanila joke ba to 🤣🤡😂

@iongreenflag kanino yong mga kids?

ang perfect nakakaiyak 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 #ViceIon

@Sky2828282 @NoahsArk6624 @srsasot_ how's oil price over there at HK? Tell president pooh to send some baby oil 🤡🤣

@JynBodog @NoahsArk6624 @srsasot_ No, hate all you like. Just hope you won’t eat your words later on.

@ericab17619 hush mas marunong ka pa Kay Ramon Ang eh. hayaan mo si petron ang gumalaw

“Malaysia only got clearance for ~7 specific trapped tankers… while the Philippines secured a formal ‘non-hostile country’ shield for our **entire energy supply chain**, oil supply, and every Filipino at sea. Different scope. Different level. We didn’t copy them.” Nice try at diplomatic fanfic, but let’s stick to **cold MARINA + DFA facts** instead of the spin. 🇵🇭 **Reality check #1 – Malaysia’s deal:** - Iran gave **toll-free safe passage** to **7 actual Malaysian-owned tankers** (3 Petronas, 2 MISC, 1 Sapura Energy, 1 Shapadu). - These were real, stranded vessels (mostly oil tankers) that got green-lit to move after direct talks. - Practical result: ships actually sailing, no tolls, immediate relief for their energy firms. **Reality check #2 – Philippines’ “comprehensive shield”:** From official DFA statement (April 2-3, 2026) + MARINA 2025 data: - Iran assured safe passage for **Philippine-flagged vessels**, energy cargoes, and **all Filipino seafarers**. - We did request “non-hostile country” status — exactly the selective framework Iran is using for friendly nations. - But here’s the MARINA kicker: We only have **16 ocean-going tankers** under PH flag (end-2025 / Oct 2025 data). - Total capacity: ~358k–381k DWT. - Average size: small Handymax/product tankers (~22k–24k DWT each). **Not** the big crude carriers that move real Middle East oil to PH. - Our actual energy imports? 98%+ on **foreign-flagged tankers** (Panama, Liberia, etc.). Those don’t magically become “PH-flagged” overnight. So the “entire energy supply chain” shield? It’s a polite verbal assurance covering a **tiny slice** of tonnage + crew protection (which is good, but we supply seafarers to everyone’s fleets anyway). Malaysia got **7 real ships moving**. Philippines got a press release praising a phone call for a fleet too small to matter. Both countries are doing the same thing: politely asking the guy who turned Hormuz into a war zone for an exception. Different wording, same survival diplomacy. No “higher level” — just optics vs. actual tonnage moved. Facts > flags. Source: MARINA 2025 Statistical Report + DFA statement + Malaysian govt confirmations (Petronas/MISC clearances). Time to stop the victory-lap tweets and admit we’re all begging the same tollbooth keeper while our fuel prices burn. Energy diversification, anyone? Is this “comprehensive shield” or just another polite SOS?

@ricknapoles1 @ABSCBNNews gago basic lng ausn yan SMC yan pag gobyerno yan mtagal ng d napakinabangan ang NAIA

@ABSCBNNews Ano asan na yung gagong sabing dapat San Miguel at Ramon Ang ang mayari ng gobyerno? Tag nyo nga putanginang yan

PANOORIN: Bahagi ng kisame sa NAIA Terminal 1, bumagsak. (📹: Calyn Lanuza) Abangan ang karagdagang detalye sa abs-cbn.com.

@DragonBall43ver dafuq is my boi son goku

Choose wisely Bus A or Bus B?

@DMTagora yes lubin nepomoceno confirmed it

Well and good. But do we, the Philippines, even have vessels that get oil from the ME? Don't we just buy from refineries in Asia? 🤔

@Alanis_Paul @Davao_Senyorito they want both

@Davao_Senyorito Wait a minute, I'm confused. Is it first, second or third? Pick a study and stick with it.

3rd Safest City in Southeast Asia 🦅

@TishaCM either Iran cooperates or we send the full army there

The Marcos govt’s blunders just keep on coming. After transforming PH into a high-priority target by packing EDCA sites across the country with US ammunition and war equipment, Marcos is now literally begging Iran for a “non-hostile” designation.  Why? Because he realized—too late— that you can’t fuel a country on US “iron-clad friendship” alone. He helped paint a bullseye on PH soil as a staging ground for US proxy wars and its hegemonic ambitions, but the moment the P110/liter gas hit, he’s back to pleading for mercy from the “enemy”. Tsk tsk.

@Davao_Senyorito Davao takbuhan ng mga tinutugis diba diba

Bakit kaya insecure itong mga Kakampinks sa Davao City 🧐 No wonder you can't gain support here in Mindanao

@Sky2828282 @NoahsArk6624 @srsasot_ you cared 😂

@JynBodog @NoahsArk6624 @srsasot_ But you haven’t been to Mainland China. Honestly who cares if you hate it or not. Haters will be haters. China will continue doing their thing and the Philippines will continue doing what the US wants.

@rayymorgenstern destroy your liver

This sht is so expensive pala jesus christ this better fix my sleep kemerut eme

@ClownWorld Hawaii is basically Philippines with some foreigners 🤣🤡

@davidthewalrus mura at masarap sa PH ah I can vouch!

Hindi nga naka sustain Pancake House dito eh lol

Ambisyosong Conti’s, mag oopen sa Bacolod hahaha bebentahan niyo kami ng 350 slice ng cake na 130 lang sa Calea? Good luck bhie.

@TransportGuy what is oil crisis in the first place? high price? shortage? mukang wala naman oil crisis sa dami ng bumabyahe 🤣🤡

Biggest April fools joke so far: “Walang oil crisis” #sanaoil

@Sky2828282 @NoahsArk6624 @srsasot_ I can go to mainland but still hate china. 🤣👎🇨🇳🤌

You not understand English. Not saying you have not been to China saying Hong Kong is not mainland China. Going to Hong Kong is hardly the same, as it is not a typical Chinese city. As to auto correct yes it is a pain. And really don’t want to waste extra time checking a reply to you.