REBELKAT.

An old lady – (i'm not old!!) – stands in her living room. It just so happens that today, the 13th of april, is this ol- Ahem, is this woman's birthday. It was 31 years ago she was given life, and today, like most days, will be spent reviewing a movie.

@BLOODBATHSPIT @carcinoGrilltst ==> Karkat: Follow!

@KARCINOGENTCIST ...OH. OH MY GOD. ==> Karkat: Sprint upstairs to your respiteblock in search of @carcinoGrilltst.

==> Karkat: Go find your dad who is being really weird on Chi- and he’s entirely normal. WHAT IS WR𓁹NG WITH Y𓁹U? WHY AREN’T Y𓁹U 𓁹RANGE?

@BLOODBATHSPIT LAME FLIRTING WITH RED KRABDAD AND BULLSHIT.

@KARCINOGENTCIST ==> Karkat: Uncaptchalogue your palmhusk and try to log in there as well, to no avail. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ==> You look at Reb again. WHAT IS THE HACKER POSTING ON THERE???

@BLOODBATHSPIT DUDE Y𓁹U MUST’VE BEEN LIKE, HACKED 𓁹R S𓁹METHING. CHUD.

@KARCINOGENTCIST NO WE'RE NOT??? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? HANG ON. ==> Karkat: Go on chitter on your contacts. To your surprise, you happen to be logged out. You try to log back in but you keep getting the same mysterious error. WHAT THE-- IT WON'T LET ME LOG IN?????

@BLOODBATHSPIT BECA- WHAT THE FUCK ARE Y𓁹U D𓁹ING? ACTUALLY NEVERMIND. IMP𓁹RTANT PART IS THAT Y𓁹U’RE 𓁹RANGE 𓁹N CHITTER AND KRABDAD IS RED.

@KARCINOGENTCIST ==> Be alpha timeline Godkat. You're currently making a big ass sandwich, when you hear Reb walk into the meal block and say that to you. You turn around to face her, with clear confusion on your face. WHAT. WHY WOULD I BE ORANGE?

(@BLOODBATHSPIT )

@BLOODBATHSPIT @carcinoGrilltst EW EW EW EW EW!!!

@KARCINOGENTCIST @carcinoGrilltst DON'T JUST SAY BLAH! THAT'S SO RUDE!!! v:B

HI CHITTER!!!!!!!1! GUESS WHO'S BACK!!! WE BOTH TOOK A LITTLE BREAK BUT I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE AGAIN! (:B

@BLOODBATHSPIT @carcinoGrilltst BLAH.

@carcinoGrilltst @KARCINOGENTCIST AWWWWWWW THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! I THINK YOU'RE CUTER THOUGH!!! <3

@BLOODBATHSPIT @carcinoGrilltst IT’S LAME.

@KARCINOGENTCIST @carcinoGrilltst BECAUSE IT'S FUN!!! DUH!!!!!! d:B

@BLOODBATHSPIT @carcinoGrilltst WHAT IS THAT? WHAT ARE Y𓁹U D𓁹ING? WHY ARE Y𓁹U SAYING WHAT Y𓁹U’RE D𓁹ING?

@KARCINOGENTCIST @carcinoGrilltst *CG TILTS HIS HEAD IN CONFUSION* WHY WOULD I LIE???? ?:B

@BLOODBATHSPIT @carcinoGrilltst LYINGEST LIAR 𓁹F ALL TIME.

@carcinoGrilltst @KARCINOGENTCIST I NEVER LIE!!!!!!! d:B

@carcinoGrilltst @BLOODBATHSPIT YES HE IS!

@KARCINOGENTCIST @BLOODBATHSPIT HE'S NOT LYING THOUGH!

@BLOODBATHSPIT LIAR…

@KARCINOGENTCIST I'VE BEEN ORANGE FOR A LONG TIME!!!! (:B

KAWAIIKAT THOUGHTSLOP 1. (1/4)

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@karkatdotexe NAH. 𓁹WN THING.

@KARCINOGENTCIST UGH! PERISH! IMMEDIATELY!

I D𓁹N’T KN𓁹W WHAT A M𓁹E IS BUT MY DAD IS PR𓁹BABLY M𓁹RE M𓁹E THAN ANYB𓁹DY ELSE IN THE W𓁹RLD.

@karkatdotexe CAUSE.

@KARCINOGENTCIST WHY DO THIS, MORTAL? WHY.