KARKAT.EXE

I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL.

@Strider_Struck I DON'T KNOW, WHY DID IT TAKE YOU 5 MONTHS TO REPLY TO MY POST ABOUT IT?

@karkatdotexe Why it take you 5 months to respond to my gimmick

SACRIFICE A PLANET IN MY NAME AND THEN WE'LL TALK.

@ghostliestTrick ... EGBERT, JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE HIM HERE DOESN'T MEAN OTHER PARADOX SPACE VERSIONS OF YOURSELF ALSO LOST HIM. REALITY DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND YOU, YOU KNOW.

@karkatdotexe a little late for that part.

are you guys gonna get me something for my birthday this year?

@karkat_vt WOWW SO SCARY! I'VE DONE THAT MILLIONS OF TIMES! HOW ABOUT *THAT*, HUH?!

I HAVE AN OLD PHOTO OF ME SLITTING A MERCENARIES THROAT BACK WHEN I WAS ALIVE. HOWEVER, THIS DOES NOT TIE INTO ME BEATING MY CLOWNS UP WITH A WHIP.

@BLOODBATHSPIT I'M NOT- I'M NOT DOING SUCH A THING! I'M NOTHING LIKE YOU... YOU MORTALS! I'M YOUR GOD! SO... ... ... I'M NOT, I DON'T WISH TO EITHER. HAPPY?

@karkatdotexe WAIT. SINCE YOU THOUGHT ALL KARKATS ARE DATING A DAVE, DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE DATING ONE YOURSELF?

DOES ANYONE ELSE ON HERE FEEL SIMULTANEOUSLY MORE AND LESS LIKE YOURSELF SINCE JOINING THIS SITE? LIKE. THERE ARE TIMES WHEN I FEEL LIKE I ENCOMPASS EVERYTHING PARADOX SPACE THINKS KARKAT IS. THEN THERE ARE TIMES WHEN I DON'T FEEL MUCH LIKE KARKAT ANYMORE.

@BLOODBATHSPIT ... ... YEAH. OKAY...

@karkatdotexe OK? I MEAN, I KIND OF GET IT CAUSE A LOT OF US DATED A DAVE AT LEAST AT ONE POINT? I NEVER HAVE THOUGH.

@KARCINOGENTCIST YOU... YOU... UGH!

@karkatdotexe NAH. 𓁹WN THING.

I D𓁹N’T KN𓁹W WHAT A M𓁹E IS BUT MY DAD IS PR𓁹BABLY M𓁹RE M𓁹E THAN ANYB𓁹DY ELSE IN THE W𓁹RLD.

@KARCINOGENTCIST UGH! PERISH! IMMEDIATELY!

@karkatdotexe CAUSE.

@BLOODBATHSPIT I'M... NOT FEELING QUITE MYSELF...

@BLOODBATHSPIT ... ... YEAH, I... UH... I DON'T KNOW. JUST- EXCUSE ME, VANTAS...

@KARCINOGENTCIST WHY DO THIS, MORTAL? WHY.

@karkatdotexe NAH, I’MMA D𓁹 MY 𓁹WN THING.

@BLOODBATHSPIT OH, RIGHT... RIGHTT YOU DIDN'T TAKE HIS LAST NAME. GOT IT. COOL. APOLOGIES. HAHA... HA...

@karkatdotexe I THINK YOU'RE CONFUSING ME WITH SOMEONE, I AM *NOT* A STRIDER.

@karkat_vt @R3DSKIIZ OHH, AND DID THAT TAKE YOU AN ENTIRE LAKE'S WORK OF WATER TO FIGURE OUT WITHOUT OVERHEATING, MACHINE? QUIET DOWN.

@karkatdotexe @R3DSKIIZ NO. THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF YOU.

HIGH ALTITUDE ACROBATICS FOR INGUTT NOW!!!!! IF YOU FUCK UP YOU DIE. IF YOU DON'T DO IT YOU DIE.

@BLOODBATHSPIT ... EH, CAN'T WIN THEM ALL, I SUPPOSE. GOOD LUCK BEING ON THE LOSING SIDE, STRIDER.

@karkatdotexe I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU GOT "BORED" OUT OF MY POST BUT IGNORING THAT, *IF* I WERE BORED I'D RATHER DO LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE OTHER THAN KILL PEOPLE JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT?

@clicktogodtier SIGH.

@karkatdotexe ... Carrot

I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS, OK?! SICK AND TIRED! I WANT TO KILL! AND I WANT THE AUDIENCE I DESERVE, GOD (ME) DAMN IT!

DEATH! DESTRUCTION! ... SOMETHING SOMETHING... UH... KILLING.

@BLOODBATHSPIT I MEAN, YOU'RE BORED... AREN'T YOU? WE'RE IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT. ... MAYBE IT COULD HELP YOU LEARN MORE ABOUT YOURSELF.

@karkatdotexe NO?????? WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANNA DO THAT?

I KEEP COMING BACK TO MY HIVE BECAUSE EVERYTHING'S LIKE. SUPER FUCKING UNINTERESTING. DID YOU KNOW, TWO MORTALS HAD THE SAME CRY FOR HELP A FEW WEEKS AGO? THAT'S SO BORING! CRY LOUDER! I DON'T KNOW?! MAKE IT FUN FOR ME! I NEED. SOMETHING. FUN. NOW.

I KEEP HAVING THESE STUPID FUCKING MOMENTS WHERE I'M LIKE, "OH, I WAS SO COOL BACK THEN! AND I DID SO MUCH!" AND THEN IT'S LIKE, "FUCK! I HAVE TO KILL SO IT'S KNOWN I'M THIS WORLD'S GOD AGAIN! AND ALSO THAT I'M SUPER FUCKING COOL" AND I'M LIKE. I DON'T KNOW, LIKE. BORED?