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@zaceubank @Hyper_RPG @GeekandSundry

Here is something I bet you did not expect to see...

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Folks, Twitter just quietly pushed out a new privacy setting where your conversations are used to train their incredibly stupid AI. If you don't like that, go ahead and shut it off. Direct link to the settings, because I couldn't find it the normal way. x.com/settings/grok_…

@AncuninJuicebox Twitch schedule page says it's canceled

is there a real #CriticalRole tonight or are they taking the last thursday off like usual? cannot seem to find the info on the website like a doofus. im blaming covid brainfog.

@mikeyface I think I see where Juicero went wrong!

Every product reveal right now: "We harnessed the power of AI to make orange juice!" *pause for applause that does not arrive*

@nonaprinceyt @adamhlavac If being a "part of the universe" was a big deal to them, why are they making a second Joker?

@adamhlavac It had Keaton batman, it was suppose to come out after flash. Flash was still contained and too much money was already on it. Point being going ahead with an unfinished film, with 3rd tier character, with narrative which doesn't fit in the universe - practically makes no sense

I don’t think I’ll ever be convinced that BATGIRL was all bad.

@rdmtlm2001 @GailSimone Hey. Exploded butt disease is real and very serious issue afflicting many who star in epic fantasy films and Gail is doing a good thing by shining a light on that.

@GailSimone I never make stuff up.... just facts

I cannot spend the day responding to people who just make stuff up. Sorry. I love talking with readers but if you are told repeatedly that your theories are not true, posting them endlessly in an accusatory tone is just not something I can engage with.

@JortsTheCat AND their phones were confiscated by the FBI. They can't talk to anyone or even pay their bills.

Incredibly fucked up stuff here!

The workers on the boat that hit that bridge are STILL trapped on the boat

@CoyJandreau I agree, but damn. I don't say it aloud.

Usually don’t dabble into these affairs / clickbait nonsense. But Feelin frisky. I stand by this. Comfortably. No Asterisk

@GailSimone Sadly, they're not the fun kind of goofy.

I am blocking some goofy weirdos today. :)

@johngreen It's a fantastic idea. I know that even now while I am currently considering humanity's relationship with the moon, Dr. Pepper is making a mental cameo (as a volleyball teacher).

Here is a full accounting of what happened: Because I wrote a chapter of The Anthropocene Reviewed about the history of Diet Dr Pepper, the Dr Pepper Snapple Group reached out to me one day to inquire a brand relationship. I am not one to turn my nose up at Big Soda money, so I agreed to meet with them. Two nice people showed up on zoom and they said, "What kind of relationship with Dr Pepper would interest you?" And I said, "I would like for Dr Pepper to be the official sponsor of humanity's relationship with the moon." My idea was that Dr Pepper and I would share stories from history about how humanity has understood and imagined the moon, and then at the end there would be a little tag line that was like, "Dr Pepper: Sponsoring Humanity's Relationship with the Moon Since 2023." I still think this is a great idea. Who needs an Official Soda more than humanity's relationship with the moon??? Then they asked me if I would, like, make tiktoks about how much I liked Diet Dr Pepper, and I said of course not that would be extremely boring. Anyway, they never got back to me.

@GailSimone You trashed Knott's Berry Farm Boysenberry Funbuns so many times in the past but now since you saw the immaculate eater you're quick to change up. We haven’t forgotten the hate campaign you took part in

Hey, do you guys remember that long hate campaign I did where I kept saying how much I enjoyed Zack's movies? Man, that was a great hate campaign.

@TychoBrahe Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect immortal machine?

I just want to know who made this so I can use my Dad Voice.

Every hallmark of human history, every expression of creativity and yes! Even the human body itself is ultimately grist for the uncaring press that makes slightly thinner iPads. Let your lifeblood grease the wheels of consumption! Apple's 2024

@jondelarroz @GailSimone Popeye gets spinach. Piotr gets borscht.

@GailSimone with or without spinach

Who is stronger?

@YebbaDebba Nerd.

@BaronDestructo Assuming it got up to temp sufficiently to kill bacteria, the dominant worry is spoilage which is (most of the time) handled by the very excellent human gag reflex. Mostly, foods become extremely unpalatable before they become spoiled to a dangerous level.

I mean... they LOOK okay...

@dimension20show I have been checking for tickets multiple times a day every day. I do not know what yhe schedule for this is supposed to be? This is a pre-sale, but there's a "live nation pre-sale" and a general sale? What does any of this mean? Just give me a date when to check, please?

Plus, this is just the pre-sales ticket sale - a good chunk of the seats are being held back for the LiveNation pre-sale and general sale, so there will still be opportunities. Plus, don't forget that we'll have a video recording of the event on Dropout eventually!

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@GailSimone I have a mildly irksome banana, if that would help. Or I could stop by the store on my way home from work.

Does anyone have a calming banana?

@BriDanann Happy birthday!

Happy Balloon day to me 😊