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@JoeListComedy Bright side... Your livestream wouldn't have any issues! Keep your chins up, Kiddo

On top of this they won’t offer me a new hour special!

This is just beyond parody. One of the leaders of the party of “law and order” is trying hide a report about potential crimes committed by the nominee to be attorney general—the top law enforcement official in the country. Cool cool cool.

true story

For the MAGA in the backrow. I circled Donald Trump's name where it appears on Epstein's flight list. You are welcome. 😉 Not that you care.

@marknorm Wrong search bar, Mark! Pornhub is over there 👉

I’d rather watch Jake paul fight P. diddy in a hotel hallway with towels on

Hey, MAGA, look at what your boy’s judge did. But no taxes on overtime pay, right? Because you won’t get any. Suckers. Trump Judge Blocks Overtime Pay For 4 Million Workers huffpost.com/entry/trump-ju…

@MrCarFacts The Pulsar was peak automotive genius, including the taillight design...

The things we did in 1990, before we had led lights.

The same people who’ve spent the last several years decrying “unqualified DEI hires” are now shoehorning through Cabinet nominations who can’t even pass a basic background test.

BREAKING: Senator John Cornyn has come out and directly refuted Speaker Mike Johnson by saying there should be no limits on the Senate Judiciary Committee’s investigation into Matt Gaetz. There is a battle brewing in the Republican Party.

Elon Musk: “You can call me the George Soros of the right.”

To be fair, if I were nominating a Russian asset and an accused pedophile I wouldn’t want the FBI to check them either

@joncoopertweets My time...

Matt Gaetz, Tulsi Gabbard and Marco Rubio are in a rowboat that’s sinking in the middle of a lake. You can only save one of them — who would you choose?

Totally normal...

Trump's nominee to lead the Department of Health and Human Services: “I don’t think there’s any scientific question that vaccines cause autism if you actually read the science.” (This is utterly false. The science is clear: vaccines do NOT cause autism)

@TPAIN The slap that made us forget about @chrisrock and ole what's-her-faces husband...

Slapped the taste out his mouth 😂

The city of Monterey, California, has released a statement confirming there was a police sexual assault investigation involving Trump’s pick to lead the Pentagon, Fox News personality Pete Hegseth. huffpost.com/entry/trump-tr…

BREAKING: Matt Gaetz's nomination for Attorney General is rocked by scandal as it's revealed that a woman testified before the House Ethics Committee that she had sex with him when she was 17. The timing couldn't be worse for MAGA... ABC News reported that sources familiar with the Justice Department investigation into Gaetz — which resulted in no charges — involved the woman testifying before the aforementioned panel. The committee was preparing to release a report on its finding next week, but Gaetz suspiciously and abruptly resigned from Congress, meaning it might not be released. The woman's attorney John Clune is calling for the report to be made public. "She was a high school student and there were witnesses," said Clune. Gaetz, a known liar, has denied the heinous allegations. Please retweet and ❤️ to demand that the report be released immediately — and consider joining the growing exodus to Tribel, a new pro-democracy social network that is exploding in popularity because Twitter and Facebook are trying to stop its growth — which is only making Tribel grow even faster. Please follow us on Tribel to get all of our breaking news alerts sent straight to your phone or computer by clicking the following link: tribel.app.link/okwPIHYCIqb

Remember this. Trump is the Mark, installed in Putin's Long Con, to appoint the perfect head of each agency to blow the up and destabilize America. That's his sole job.

Here's something else trump will take credit for...

@OccupyDemocrats It's because the victim/woman testified before the committee. She buried him behind closed committee doors and he can't let it go public

BREAKING: Republicans go full coverup mode as MAGA Speaker Mike Johnson begs the Ethics Committee not to release their investigation into Matt Gaetz — including allegations of underage sex. This is shocking even by Republican standards... "I do not, no. I think it’s a terrible breach of protocol and tradition and the spirit of the rule," Johnson said when asked by reporters if the panel should release its finding. The Ethics Committee received testimony from a woman who claimed that she had sex with Gaetz when she was 17. The committee was slated to release its report next week but Gaetz's sudden resignation from Congress has thrown that into question. GOP is truly the party of predators. Please retweet and ❤️ to demand the release of the full report — and consider joining the growing exodus to Tribel, a new pro-democracy social network that is exploding in popularity because Twitter and Facebook are trying to stop its growth — which is only making Tribel grow even faster. Please follow us on Tribel to get all of our breaking news alerts sent straight to your phone or computer by clicking the following link: tribel.app.link/okwPIHYCIqb