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Why I want to be Pope: Pope Kevin: “Harold! I lost my keys again! Bring me the tongue of Saint Anthony.” *venerates tongue* Pope Kevin: “Found them! They were in the door again.”

@catholicguyshow is the famous chicken pot pie from @WeisMarkets?

@DoorDash hi! How do you give a driver who never attempted delivery a negative rating? Package is being returned to the warehouse and driver never tried to deliver

@Disney just out here ruining mornings with the Rise of the Resistance ride down again

@ShamelessPopery Protestants prefer to group 9 and 10 as if your neighbors wife is his property

Did the Catholic Church remove the 2nd commandment? Watch the full episode here: youtu.be/gDMCCLhA5pQ

We’ve got a Pope, an Innocent, and a Saint Supery in this Zag Longhorn matchup

@JeniferRajkumar Hi Assemblywoman! You have to give your campaign callers a script. This kid just asked me if you had my support and I had to ask for what and then had ask for what position bc I thought I heard you were running for a new office.

@ResortsWorldNYC will there be any live music tomorrow night, November 1?

@maritza82283179 @Sachinettiyil @JeffBernard1 Historically it was just St Michael, the other two added with Vatican 2

@Sachinettiyil @JeffBernard1 It’s the feast of all three Archangels Rafael, Gabriel and Michael

US President Donald Trump delivered a message marking the Feast of St Michael the archangel “Today, I salute the millions of Christian believers in the United States and around the world observing the Feast of Saint Michael the Archangel.”

@HowsMyDrivingNY NY:AVR8737

@KatiePMcGrady This is awesome

20 years between these moments. Don’t blink.

@TaraBull808 Perfect. Put a phone in the office for when you have to call your mom to pick you up from track practice

How do you feel about school's locking up students' phones?

@iLoveJaneAdams This is one of the many reasons I’m thankful we’re a Republic. We elect people to make these decisions. I hate when there’s a judge on the ballot they shouldn’t be politicking and we shouldnt be politicizing it.

We didn’t elect the Federal Reserve. We can’t vote them out. Yet they dictate our economy, our purchasing power, our future. That’s tyranny with a printing press.

My Alma mater gutted the Humanities department and still has the nerve to call itself a Liberal Arts college @LVC It’s such a joke chronicle.com/article/theyre…

@catholicguyshow Lino’s least favorite fun facts

@foresthempen I cross my thumbs to help keep my palms together 😂

Help settle a disagreement When you're praying with your fingers *extended* (example image in the replies), how do you position your thumbs?

@BruvverEccles @atthefootofthe1 Gonna assume thats the rock of Peter

@atthefootofthe1 We did.

It's very unusual to see an Anglican cathedral used for religious purposes, rather than discos, helter-skelters, or crazy golf.

@NYCTSubway any report on queens bound E/M? Sitting in the station at Lex and 53rd

@holysmoke @dianemontagna We did this. Every time some dope rad trad says he would skip his Sunday obligation rather than go to a Novus Ordo Mass…Every time we disobey the successor of Peter with a hissy fit…we deserve traditionis custodes

Wow. We suspected it and now we know. Traditionis Custodes was based on a flagrant lie. Well done, @dianemontagna

@Bubblebathgirl Results so far are mostly early voting, still some hope

I’m not liking this.

If Polymarket is any indicator then Cuomo won.

@TRobinsonNewEra Ireland sold out to pharmaceuticals and big business years ago and has never looked back. Will never be the same after Varadkar

Amazing scenes out of Dublin as the Irish stand up against the treacherous government who are giving their country away. Ireland for the Irish 🇮🇪