The Presbytery Inn@PresbyInn
What Christian denominations/traditions sound like to normal people on X:
Trad Catholic: "Clearly you haven't read the Summa Thomisticæ of St. Vittorio Jose Canseco Maria Dominguez Palato Nuñez or you would know that..."
Orthodox: "This was already settled by that Holy Council of Epiphistos in 853 when they accepted the reply of Metropolitan Hierarch St. Χαρκουδεις Σοφροκουδες невежественный when he said..."
Scottish Presbyterians: "If you read "The Christian's Sure Defense Against the Stank of Antichrist by Robert MacSmellie, you'd see that..".
Continental Reformed: "the Disputatio of Johannes Blitzkrieg Van PeeShooten which was translated by Claude yesterday clearly indicates..."
Normie Catholics: "Scott Hahn's argument in 'A Rock and Hard Place' proves that the popes are..."
Baptist: "Robert Mooch's 'A Scriptural Catechism of Scriptural-Quotes, Composed to Avoid the Charge of Being Unscripturall in This Recent Controversy in Them Thar Hills' is my favorite source on this question..."
Anglo-Catholic: "This is all laid out in 'Catholic not Romish' by Aloysius Neville Figgy Puddington, where he says..."
Methodists: "Rev. Sarah Reed-Wiley said on her old Patheos blog that..."
Episcopal: *isn't on X, fell asleep tipsy on G&T's in his Connecticut beachouse because he's 73*
Gospel Coalition Evangelical: "Tim Keller has some great thoughts on this of course, but I'd like to take this from a different angle: the lyrics from the new Chappell Roan album..."
Southern Presbyterians: "you should buy the reprint of the works of confederate advisor and Presbyterian Deacon C.S. John "Reb" Buchanan, it'll clarify everything..."