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@TheCatholicEngr Isn't this the same guy who broke the Patriarchy Hannah story last year? My experience of him has been mostly good?

Just got done with work and I saw Mr. Sicko over here commenting on my marriage He's a 41 year old single man commenting on the sex lives of people more than a decade younger than him What's extremely funny is the exact time he made the post, I was giving my husband a scalp massage in the morning after having tea together People are allowed to have strongly held opinions on modesty in the workplace. That he immediately projects that I'm having marriage issues reveals his insecurities and exposes why he's still single.

@cecsquared Ah, just saw the other tweet about how this isn't your bathroom. Plum could be lovely as long as it's properly matched with fixtures and metals. Stick to shiny gold accents and you're....golden! ;)

@cecsquared I saw this in B&W mode on my phone and loved it until I turned on the color. Plum clashes with the border of the mirror. Gold looks lovely with the plum tho...could you find a mirror with a gold border?

@mrssockgoblin "I am the best! You're not allowed to argue with me!!"

@mattswaim "Will the kids be tolerable? Then yes."

I know at least 3 distinct philosophies among devoted Catholics RE: how they pick which Mass to go to: -Saturday Vigil, then leisure all Sunday -Early Sunday, set the tone for the day -Later Sunday, as the centerpiece of the day Would love to know your own philosophies here

@_MCMXXV_ @TheHappyPriest @train2000c Yes, it's superstitious if done without actual prayer for the intercession of St. Joseph and openness to God's will regarding the sale of the house (i.e. failure to sell ≠ abandonment by either God or ol' Joey) But it can also be a beautiful ritual of surrender

@TheHappyPriest @train2000c Someone please redpill me on what appears on the surface to be an incredibly superstitious practice

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@chunguskitten Did you know? The Holy Spirit isn't stumped by ol' Gregory

Did you know? Gregory Baum was a Jewish convert to Catholicism who became a priest. He was one of the architects of Vatican II. He drafted Nostra Aetate to declare the Old Covenant still valid and end the church’s mission to convert Jews. He left the priesthood afterwards.

BOTH. Cucumber melon all the way until the scent made me sick. Then we switched to sweet pea and wash, rinse, repeat

Broke: Self-service carwash Woke: Touchless carwash Bespoke: Multicolored soap and maximum slappage for the kids carwash

@__MarieTherese_ What book is this?? It looks beautiful!

You ever reflect like ‘hm maybe it’s odd that I’m reading to my 19 month old about a brutal murder for her bedtime story’ 😅

@altnatolivia A sunny English day!

@rileymccatholic @FriarNickLocked @chadwifeyeet This is the context I needed lol

Brb updating the Exsultet

@FrMatthewLC I wasn't present (toddlers and an infant), but we brought in more than 60 chatecumens and Mass lasted 3 hours and 21 minutes...timed by a concelebrant who had a bet with the altar servers 💀

How long was your Easter vigil? (Only for those who went)

@crousselle @CatholicCharm They can sometimes see the remainder of the corpus luteum post-ovulation. It stays behind when the actual egg is released to trigger critical hormonal fluctuations.

@CatholicCharm How do they…do that

Moms of Twitter, during your first scans for pregnancy did the tech ever tell you which ovary supplied the egg for your baby? I have 4 kids and 3 came from my left, 1 from my right

@gabydvj I think in this case it's "pretender"

what does the P in WASP stand for?? quickly.

@mattswaim This is the way.

I don’t know about your situation but Easter goes way harder in our house than Christmas

@cecsquared Clean! Get all the deep clean places that will be a pain once you have furniture and appliances moved in. Focus on corners, ceilings, fan blades and moulding. The center of the floor will be easy to clean later

@Andrewnsnyder I'm reading them for the first time and VFT is by far my favorite (so far). Having real difficulty getting into Silver Chair, please tell me it gets better because The Last Battle feels VERRRY far away

We recently started on Dawn Treader and I just heard our 4yo girl tell her twin brother to stop being like Eustace. At least she’s paying attention!