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kenny wassus

@kgw

director/writer, formerly @wsj, @nymag | [email protected]

Brooklyn, NY Katılım Ocak 2009
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Todd Spence
Todd Spence@Todd_Spence·
I really gotta watch more QVC 💀
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Lyle Culpepper
Lyle Culpepper@ShutupLyle·
My daughter is interested in getting into smoking cigarettes (for weight loss) does anybody have any recommendations for beginner cigarettes that won’t make her cough too much? She hasn’t been taking to the Marlboro Reds. She’s 11
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Meggy
Meggy@igetsoinspired·
I can tell that it’s causing discomfort when I refuse to look at my phone idly in public spaces. But I’m trying to bring back just looking around
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Dok
Dok@Dok845·
The way gamers talk about "hundreds of hours" stresses me out, don't you know about Death
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garfieldbot
garfieldbot@robertlasagna1·
My zoomer girlfriend is forcing me to wear a red flannel shirt all day and eat avocado toast and grow an ironic ill fitting beard style, she calls me a "millennial piggy" and when I complain she says "oh that's so sad why don't you listen to some sad music on your turntable record player then". She throws bottles of craft beer at me and laughs
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cold 🥑
cold 🥑@coldhealing·
No second date, but at least she understands how the middle American underclass is increasingly gravitating to fringe media as a result of the dissolving monoculture
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GHOST
GHOST@LordGhost____·
Just cut off a student driver. welcome to the real world nigga
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Nate
Nate@thenatewolf·
When they were building the pyramids, were they allowed to pee down the side, or did they have to walk all the way to the bottom? Obviously no poops but I’m wondering about pee.
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BCH
BCH@ByungChulHarden·
White people be like yeah March can be finicky
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۟
۟@4NGELWING·
no bro don’t buy airpods. you need the Sony WH-1000XM5-WHCH720N-WF1000XM5-CH520
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Unihαx0r~
Unihαx0r~@0xUnihax0r·
This scene is perfect. The two screen split in the middle gives the impression of a mirror. Modern Narcissus meeting his greatest fear. Everything is here. The awkward gestures. The flood of Pepsi revealing the character’s obsessive traits. The inability to form a word. Narcissus contemplates in awe what he could have been in a parallel reality, if not for the genetic lottery of life. It’s the moment he realised that this is the energy he feeds off.
Clavicular News@ClavicularNews

Clavicular meets his biggest supporter who donated him over 2000 subs ($10,000) on Kick 😳

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Sophia ❣️
Sophia ❣️@KeruboSk·
Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus. Period.
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joey .ᐟ.ᐟ
joey .ᐟ.ᐟ@jjxirn·
if i was a goalie i think id get a boner when my teammates fight ppl for touching me
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Rebecca Alter
Rebecca Alter@ralter·
someone should give conner o'malley $20 million USD dollars
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Conner O'Malley
Conner O'Malley@conner_omalley·
Irish Zionism
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