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@MNotthatbright @GeoRebekah @HananyaNaftali You are correct, the claim that the Shroud of Turin is real has been debunked.

@KJClark5 @GeoRebekah @HananyaNaftali Yep, long debunked.

This is the likely path Jesus walked into Jerusalem on Palm Sunday more than 2000 years ago, and it still exists. Right here. In Jerusalem.

@thenate36 @TheBabylonBee Oh yeah……that’ll get him into heaven.

Pope Leo Explains God Does Not Listen To People Who Wage War So Long As You Don’t Count Moses, David, Joshua, Elijah, Saul, Gideon, Samson, Or Anyone Else In Bible buff.ly/tWfpECv

@AvrahamShusteri @TheBabylonBee But he does listen to wife cheaters and drunk FOX TV hosts?????????

@TheBabylonBee God does not listen to people who waste their times on vain pursuits and entertainment like baseball games

@mhfmvc @TheBabylonBee Trying to figure out bombing a girls school how that fits into the “just war” argument…….

@TheBabylonBee He's a heretic and an antipope, as our material explains. Since he doesn't distinguish between just and unjust wars, his statement contradicts Catholic teaching. See:

@kirtwinslowshow @TheBabylonBee @BillyDees Remember he killed everyone in the world, including innocent women, children, PREGNANT women (how does that fit in with the abortion argument???) when he asked Noah to bring 2 of every living thing in the world and put it on a boat……. so there’s that.

@TheBabylonBee @BillyDees God is a god of war and called Himself so. How many times did He fight for Israel? Many

@felicityb5 @GeoRebekah @HananyaNaftali It’s the story tellers who establish “history” when no empirical evidence is available. Sort of like someone saying the 2020 election was stolen and eventually a lot of people believe it without any evidence.

@GeoRebekah @HananyaNaftali There is widespread agreement between historians that Jesus did, in fact, exist based on historical writings. There is, however, no evidence that he: was the son of a god; was responsible for any miracles; or rose from the dead.

@_ThxPat2 @GeoRebekah @HananyaNaftali Didn’t realize there was an artist painting the scene while it happened…… 🤣🤣🤣

@GeoRebekah @HananyaNaftali Bullshit. What about this?!

@MNotthatbright @GeoRebekah @HananyaNaftali Shroud of Turin has been carbon-dated to the 14th Century……..but of course, that’s merely science.

@GeoRebekah @HananyaNaftali Too bad the Shroud Of Turin is real and btw, even your satanic Talmud admits Jesus existed, not to mention Roman historians.

@Phillies Would be nice if a group of guys being paid MILLIONS of dollars could actually hit the ball. Harper? He makes over $160,000 PER GAME. Sorry, but I think teachers, nurses, and police officers should be paid more and they actually DO VALUABLE THINGS!!! #phillies #mlb

FINAL: Phillies 3, Rangers 8

@PhilliesCBP @Phillies Would be nice if a group of guys being paid MILLIONS of dollars could actually hit the ball. Harper? He makes over $160,000 PER GAME. Sorry, but I think teachers, nurses, and police officers should be paid more and they actually DO VALUABLE THINGS!!! #phillies #mlb

What a day for a ballgame 😍

What does MAGA have to say about Kash Patel’s weird fetish 👇

@atensnut 8,000,000+ All showing up at the polls in November.

You said it …….LOSERS!!

@nicksortor Naw…….

🚨 BREAKING: Helicopters have been dispatched to investigate a drone incursion near Air Force One in West Palm Beach A ground stop was issued at the airport while helicopters searched the area. Pray for 47’s safety every day 🙏🏻

@atrupar Wondering how multiple events of cheating on your wife squares with that heaven entrance thing………

Trump just posted a letter from Franklin Graham assuring him that says "you commented to the media that you might not be heaven bound. Maybe you responded in jest, but it is an important issue to know for certain that your soul is secure and will spend eternity in the presence of God."

@smerconish Trump doesn’t care in the least if young boys and girls die in this effort. He just doesn’t (except how it affects HIM politically).

Yesterday's poll closed with 68.09% of 51,888 voters saying that Trump is not bluffing with ground troops. What do you think? Listen to Michael's insights 🎙️ bit.ly/47tAhZx Vote today 🗳️ bit.ly/3LnScZS

@Budgetdog_ He needs to work on his drive

Pray for Tiger Woods 🙏 He’s human like us all. He’s dealing with things you cannot fathom. Support him ❤️

@snowyxq1 Absolutely……just like Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy……..

Do you believe Jesus is real? A. Absolutely Yes B. No

@Mike_Pence When does the Easter Bunny make his appearance?

Today is #PalmSunday, when Christians commemorate the triumphal entry of Jesus into Jerusalem. “This took place to fulfill what was spoken through the prophet: “Say to Daughter Zion, ‘See, your king comes to you, gentle and riding on a donkey, and on a colt, the foal of a donkey.’” The disciples went and did as Jesus had instructed them. They brought the donkey and the colt and placed their cloaks on them for Jesus to sit on. A very large crowd spread their cloaks on the road, while others cut branches from the trees and spread them on the road. The crowds that went ahead of him and those that followed shouted, “Hosanna to the Son of David!” “Blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord!” (Matt. 21:4-9) @KarenPence and I send our best wishes for a Blessed Holy Week to All Who Still Welcome Him with Open Hearts.🙏🏻

@dbongino Once again, this buffoon shows us he can read a calendar. And he was the @FBI #2…….. JFC

Today is March 29th, 2026 and Donald J. Trump is the President of the United States of America.

@lavern_spicer Hey @lavern_spicer you DO realize that each and every one of the MILLIONS of people out there yesterday are showing up to the voting booth in November? Have fun with that……

Them NO KINGS Rally organizers say "Trump wants to rule over us as a tyrant, but this is America and power belongs to the people." Where was yall muthafuckers when Biden made us get vaccinated if we wanted to go out to restaurants? Where was yall when he made us wear masks for 2 years BEYOND the vaccine he said would make masks unnecessary? Where was yall when Biden told 84 million workers at companies with 100+ employees take the vax or weekly testing, or lose your job? Where was yall when he forced vaccine mandates on all federal employees and federal contractors — no testing option allowed? Where was yall when Medicare and Medicaid facilities had to fire unvaccinated healthcare workers? Where was yall when the military was ordered to vaccinate every service member or face discharge? Where was yall when international travelers had to show proof of vaccination to enter the U.S.? Where was yall when Head Start programs and schools on military bases mandated shots for staff and masks for young kids? Yall bitches cheered for every muthafuckin fascist mandate from that senile bastard. So kindly shut the fuck up now because guess what. 80 million Americans asked Trump to do exactly what the fuck he's doing. Yall dont like it move the fuck to China or North Korea and see what real tyranny feels like.