Kuma | 40 year old virgin

I’m conducting paid research on senior citizens trading perps. If you’re 25+ and have ever used Hyperliquid, Aster, or Lighter, please DM me.

Funny story from my walk this evening. One guy at Robertson Quay cafe was busy shorting $ETH on his laptop while it’s literally testing $3k. Very well dressed, Probably waiting for his date. Next minute, he was down 5 figures. I watched him tab from Binance to @LinkedIn Job Search in 0.5 seconds. Faster execution than his actual trade.😂

$APE Monkey see Monkey do

gm $BTC holders

@lu2230687592006 @coinbase not putting money with the chinese

@KMX_Exchange @coinbase That’s basically the Coinbase tradeoff in one post. You’re paying an “I don’t want to think” tax. If fees actually matter, OKX is the cleaner answer. Quick route: tradeshortlist.com/go/okx

Confession time: I’m still using @Coinbase. I know the fees are daylight robbery. I know I’m basically paying for the CEO’s next vacation. But at 40+, my "patience budget" is lower than my drawdown. Don't follow my footsteps. If you're young and grinding, save your fees.

@HasuOron Ladyboys maybe

@KMX_Exchange Are you by any chance interested in men? 😺

Marrying a Singaporean guy comes with a built-in $80,000 CPF Grant for your first home. Under the Non-Citizen Spouse Scheme, you get access to the HDB floor price that the rest of the world can only dream of. Why pay 60% ABSD to live in a condo when you can marry into a subsidized resale flat and let the government fund your equity? It’s the cleanest 'Trade' in the country. PS. My dms are open.

@iamdisplacement yes he is behind, the guy working at mcdonald’s is making more money than him.

My friend is 25. He has: $2k trading account 3 blown prop accounts $6k in debt No backup plan He thinks he's behind in life. What would you tell him?

Lower. $ORDI

@MrEddyLaurent @RadioGenoa curious, goat or human?

@RadioGenoa I do not wanna know what happened to this poor little guy.

What is this?

@maimai_ahaha fuck more

40代以上のおじさんに聞きたい。 20代の頃の自分に 今会えるとしたら何て言いますか？ 「もっと遊べ」？ 「もっと貯金しろ」？ 「あの子に告白しとけ」？ 一言だけ教えてください。 21歳の私に言われてると思って聞きます🥺

He is going to watch porn at the security guard room after this suspension.

@Soullgurl blow away with the wind

@KMX_Exchange $MEGA will blow soon

If you have two useless sons, do you keep funding their lifestyle or do you cut them and look for a new "spawn"? $MEGA $MON

I glad I sold all my $MEGA on Binance. No hard feelings. Game is game.

$ORDI just had its big run to $7.90, but look at the volume. It’s all meme-energy and zero utility. BRC-20 is just another way to extract fees from retail while the real "Alpha" is tucked away in holding real $BTC in cold storage.

I hope my portfolio will never be this red.

Happy Birthday to me. Treated myself to the most "Atas" Donburi I could find. $130 for a taste of Japan. The freshness is incredible, you can tell it was on a plane 48 hours ago. Funny how you spend your 20s wanting to be "rich" so you can buy these things, and you spend your 40s realizing that the best meals are still the ones you eat in peace

@0xVeryBigOrange Singaporeans buying all the condos even before Foreigners get a chance. straitstimes.com/singapore/teng…

新加坡房产市场因为对国外人60%税，高端住宅几乎无人问津，新加坡本地人不可能去买condo，去年几个比较好的楼盘，开盘至今一路降价，很少人买。

@TradersConf how’s danang dating scene?

I live in Da Nang, my expenses are $2,400/month and I live like a king. I make $12-25k from trading. Geo-arbitrage is the real cheat code in trading.