Momochi Marucho

Irungu Kang'ata: UDA won in 2022 because of how it was persecuted by Jubilee government, I'm surprised when I see UDA repeating the same mistake

@Mnyika_1 @Kipngeny1 There are two or three predetermined outcomes with this move: 1. You die 2. They leave you 3. They wipe you economically

Wambo from Kirinyaga has been my girlfriend since year 1 in campus. The time to present her to my family came and when I did it the family didn't show her the facial expression. They called me to a secret meeting saying no husband has gone to an old age with a murima beb in our land Nyanza. All the Murima bebs that were married to our people killed the husband and took their kids ,changed their names to murima names and took all the properties. I have never told this woman anything, she is 5 months pregnant and I think she is not the type ok kikuyu women that can kill a husband. She is a different breed. My family concluded that I should never go back with my girl to their place . I have decided to live with my woman in town . So help me God

@edwinowuor2 @Mnyika_1 She was to leave the job behind?

@Mnyika_1 Am 31, was told same, went against them, last year November after 11 yrs of being in marriage, she became chaotic and left. Including a job of 80Gs which I had sourced to her. Anyway ,all the best Jahome

Arrest Arne Slot.

How can any Liverpool fan want Arne Slot to stay at this point?

Your parents have been married for close to 30 years. You don’t see them as role models for marriage, but two social media couples who got married and divorced in less than two years are making you scared to get married. You see that you don’t have sense.

This statement is written in English but sounds swahilish

@CaptainDominicO I remember when someone threw a shoe. Beautiful scenes

The man who threw a water bottle at during a public event did not just disappear after the incident. Security officers moved quickly and arrested him on the spot. According to reports, he was taken in for questioning as authorities tried to understand his motive. Throwing objects at a sitting president is taken very seriously because it is seen as a security threat, even if no harm is caused. What made the moment even more shocking is how fast it happened. One second it was a normal rally, the next second the bottle was flying through the air. The president reacted instantly, shielding himself, while security rushed to control the situation. For many people watching, the incident raised concerns about safety at public gatherings. It also sparked debate online, with some asking what pushed the man to do it, while others focused on how security handled it. In the end, the man is likely to face charges related to public disorder and threatening a national leader. His actions turned a normal political event into a moment that many Kenyans will not forget anytime soon.

Even hyenas have the decency to disappear before daybreak after eating your goat . Hawa wanakuja online typing RIP daktari. Shameless.

Sabastian Sawe didn't break the 2-hour marathon barrier just because of the Adidas "supershoe." He's a damn good athlete. These East Africans all are. I had to tell the whole world on CNN. Everyone be guided. Thanks for your attention to this matter!

So the government just decided to temporarily sacrifice your modern diesel vehicle to the mechanical gods. Their new temporary limit of 50 ppm sulphur fuel is a death sentence for engines designed for ultra low sulphur diesel at 10 ppm. High sulphur content kills these engines by clogging the DPF instantly with heavy soot residue and poisonous deposits. Your DPF cannot handle this garbage and it will block solid unless you do frequent trips with your car. It is essential to carry out a DPF delete or you will face repair bills in the hundreds of thousands of shillings. For any DPF delete reach out to @PrecisionAutoKE on 0708455455

If you want to see the cost of corruption come to Syokimau.

Syokimau–Katani road to Three Sixty Estate rendered impassable due to flooding Video by Dan Iman

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The age of settling down is getting pushed further and further away. As it stands it’s now 42–50. Seeing this, the number of children with alive grandparents will decrease dramatically. For a man who gets a child at 42 years of age, he has to live another 42 years — assuming his child waits as long to get a child — just to see his first grandchild. Na venye mnapiga sherehe na oserati. Dark days ahead. Cucu and Guka will become mythical creatures like a kisii who can whisper. People will say “my grandpa told me…” and you’ll know they’re lying because their dad was born when their grandpa was 51.

@UNEP @antonioguterres @NemaKenya @KenyaAirports @citizentvkenya @ntvkenya @KTNNewsKE @KURAroads NEMA/UNEP, your primary job is to protect Kenyans against environmental impacts. Kenya airports( jkia )obstructed water leading to flooding in katani mavoko constituency. Assist #kAA

Safety First! This is the Syokimau/Katani Road. Bwana here motorists are driving in rivers. @KURAroads send boats ASAP!

@FauzKhalid Comprehension issue bro.

Was he misquoted ? If not,huyu ndio mnataka am toe Ruto mamlakani 🤣🤣

@mbugusjack 😂😂😂😂 long trips aye? Yani unanaswa pande zote

@KMarucho Naskia the solution is going for long trips 😭

6 months of high sulphur diesel they say. Well, my diesel will stay parked for the rest of the year. The going rate for a new engine is about 500k on the lower side and I am poor.