Rubble44

I am touched, and speechless.... twitter.com/pattonoswalt/s…

@shannonrwatts This guy could fvck up a one car funeral.

Blanche says evidence recovery is "not an exact science" and that when weapons are fired [inside a hotel], "sometimes you find the bullet, and sometimes it just disappears." 🤔

@ay_taybay Yeah...he's spare parts, bud.

bro. I fucking hate this guy.

@FLOTUS First of all, props to your ghost writer for making it sound just like you... 🤡 When you and your Anchor Husband spew vitriol at everyone who doesn't like you or look like you (and there are a lot of us) it takes a lot of nerve to whine and moan about this. Like you said...

Kimmel’s hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His monologue about my family isn’t comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America. People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate. A coward, Kimmel hides behind ABC because he knows the network will keep running cover to protect him. Enough is enough.  It is time for ABC to take a stand.  How many times will ABC’s leadership enable Kimmel’s atrocious behavior at the expense of our community.

@AlZeidenfeld Maybe 20-25 years ago...maybe. The 65 MPH on a machine, not Skenes...even if he's throwing just fastballs, it's a fool's errand. Imagine the other stuff he deals out. As for what I could do now, I'm winded typing this.

Most adult men couldn’t hit a home run off a pitching machine throwing 65 in a big league park. Skenes is out of the question.

@FunMovieTVFan 7 without a doubt. Sitting next to QT or Martin Short or Cruise would most likely be annoying as hell. Keanu seems like a really good guy.

You're on a ten hour flight! Choose your seat wisely...

@KRubble44 😆

I promise I'm not an asshole. I've been trying to follow people back as fast as I can. Leave me a GIF if you want a follow back. ❤️

@HeatherThomasAF Sounds good...I had to make do with In n Out...

Not gonna speculate. Too busy making more chilidogs.

Staged?

@Mayoisspicyy OK, but do I have to unfollow you first or can I just keep the status quo? Trying to save some time...eh, I'd just waste it doing something else.

Follow me if you think that was another fake assassination attempt.

@Mayoisspicyy @SandraB82981565 that was a solid show.

@PTSportsFix @pattonoswalt

Who was the last comedian you saw perform live?

@thetomcelica Prince and the Revolution...but if that's cheating, The Police.

Favorite band from the 80's? The Cars

Congratulations to you, @EHeidenreich44 So happy for you...now go out there and get after it!!!

@VinnysCorner1 Weegie Thompson

Name a forgotten NFL Wide Receiver I’ll start: Ike Hilliard

@johnpavlovitz @MeghanMcCain That ship sailed a loooooong time ago.

@MeghanMcCain Shut the hell up. Your father would be ashamed of you,

I don’t want to hear one more fucking criticism of Trump’s new ballroom at the White House.

Do you think is was staged?

Can it be that just when his presidency is at its worst, he creates another “assassination attempt” for sympathy? YES OR NO

@thetomcelica Do what you have to do... I still dig you, kid.

I will try to follow back everyone but I suspect it will get out of control again as per the usual ;-)

Whenever you say something that’s provably false one day, be sure to double down on your stupidity the next day!