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pre-finalized segment from the the first episode of “Total Talk”, make sure to go watch the full episode on the Shlort YouTube channel! “Health Guru Expet PRO Tip!”

@flonchcore @DogFromHalfLife I thought it was Steve Harvey…

@KTWildPhoto @DogFromHalfLife who do you think that is in there, Ray Charles?

legendary video

@PsyopBound @parveen__tyagi She called him by the wrong name??

@KTWildPhoto @parveen__tyagi Because she had to do it. Did you even watch the video????

she literally explained why some people never feel lazy and how to copy them (in 2 mins)

@cjtdkufgjjcf @parveen__tyagi But she called him by the wrong name???

@KTWildPhoto @parveen__tyagi Because he had been talking about this concept for years

@PatriarchyMaxx @escapefrommelos maybe I’ll just rape you, would that work?

@KTWildPhoto @escapefrommelos It would cure you I'm sure.

When you read about the early history of the Spanish conquest of the Americas, you realize Certain Things about Latin America... From Michele de Cuneo, a Spanish nobleman in Columbus’s second expedition to the Americas: "While I was in the boat, I captured a very beautiful woman, whom the Lord Admiral [Columbus] gave to me. When I had taken her to my cabin she was naked — as was their custom. I was filled with a desire to take my pleasure with her and attempted to satisfy my desire. She was unwilling, and so treated me with her nails that I wished I had never begun. I then took a piece of rope and whipped her soundly, and she let forth such incredible screams that you would not have believed your ears. Eventually we came to such terms, I assure you, that you would have thought she had been brought up in a school for whores."

@cranivax @escapefrommelos the insane perverted French guy says something insane and perverted, what a surprise.

@KTWildPhoto @escapefrommelos He's a demigod who has brought countless good things to the Indians. Now he wants to enjoy his property. Not his nails. She deserves a little punishment, really nothing serious, which puts her, by the way, in a far better mood 🤷

@Knubbeh @joejoe419723966 @escapefrommelos hmm.

@KTWildPhoto @joejoe419723966 @escapefrommelos 2024 forensic study and documentary ("Colón ADN: su verdadero origen") suggest Christopher Columbus is a Sephardic Jew.

@swaosballs @MiladySpice I do not jack off because it lowers testosterone and hinders sexual ambition. chronic masturbation DOES lead to ED.

@KTWildPhoto @MiladySpice i think you guys just have low test or something, i get hard much easier if i dont regularly jack off

never gooning ever again

@rosamarade28040 @escapefrommelos Did I say I studied much? No. I didn’t believe it when I perused what I did, and rightfully so, but nevertheless the fact it exists in historic record is enough to say it is disgusting.

@KTWildPhoto @escapefrommelos This man was italian not spaniard. He was a rich man invited by Colón. If you study so much about the conquistadors, is rare that you don´t know who was this man

@Lilly413657 @escapefrommelos it is common nowadays, weak men show callousness for they have seen no true suffering nor felt true evil.

@KTWildPhoto @escapefrommelos Can't believe how many guys r saying not graping and torturing is gay. Literally zero conscience in them. Horrific.

@lezojeda @GrepaKeppa @FeelsGuy2003

@KTWildPhoto @GrepaKeppa @FeelsGuy2003 They move the goal posts so millenial just means people I dislike lmao

Millennials are so painfully unfunny that it hurts.

@dikasmusha @RobinHellberg2 @escapefrommelos you wouldn’t be part of the team, buddy.

@RobinHellberg2 @KTWildPhoto @escapefrommelos It is something to be proud of in the context of colonialist expansion and ethnogenesis. European dominance is itself the product of bloody conflict. The alternative in this case in South America would be genocide. Your anti-imperialist coal is unwelcome and useless.

@p1kA4A I am also indian.

@KTWildPhoto pls have 7+ yrs experience of the software that launched 2 years ago

me when i apply on the job without 4000 years of experience

@4nt1p4tt3rn shhhh they will hear you.

@KTWildPhoto Or some combination of the three. We really need a way to harvest energy from quantum foam at scale. Or a true overunity device that manipulates electromagnetic fields directly.

Think about this for a second: Our most advanced form of electrical generation -- nuclear power -- does so by... ...boiling water to produce steam to drive a turbine. Nuclear power plants are essentially steam engines.

@Mustermanfred @FeelsGuy2003 any woman comic in her 30’s.

@KTWildPhoto @FeelsGuy2003 Any recommendations for particularly rough punishments?

@bigsumoWD @escapefrommelos “the pros”. you are gay.

@KTWildPhoto @escapefrommelos Just say you can’t handle squaw pussy bro leave it to the pros

@GutierrezB10076 @escapefrommelos Orthodox.

@KTWildPhoto @escapefrommelos Let me guess: protestant?

@FanGeniuses @DreamOGenocide @escapefrommelos hmm wow I guess I didn’t think about it like that, and I won’t!

@KTWildPhoto @DreamOGenocide @escapefrommelos Moral fag

@bigsumoWD I get my pussy wholesale, no rape needed.

This gay nerd can’t handle squaw pussy meanwhile my ancestors tamed it

@BecomingCritter ok, “this”.

@KTWildPhoto okay i'm sitting down

it's incredible that women don't cheat more often, it's like 10x easier for a woman to cheat than for a man

@GreatDukeofAlba @escapefrommelos I don’t care about who celebrates it.

@KTWildPhoto @escapefrommelos So Columbus Day should not be celebrated by Italians?