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"Now keep in mind I'm an artist, and I'm sensitive about my shit" Erykah Badu

Nangoja Aug 2027 vile high skul ulikuwa unangoja day trip to your fav girls school.

@alex65971512 Huwanga bad

I hate the smell of cigarettes

@georgediano @Jesilim_Jr "Vintage baddie"

Ben Kumis are hearing good out here ayaaam telling you. Guardian Angel woke up one day and decided he’s now the motivational speaker of struggling artists. Man was out here telling musicians to work hard so as to be rich like him as if we didn’t see the syllabus he used. Ati music has bought him a Mutoka, a bungalow in Karen & a whole ranch in Ukambani! Meanwhile our boys Shankii and Kilundizeey are still moving around kalesa like Morocco lizards yet they've been in the music industry for almost a decade. Now things have escalated from gospel to courtroom remix. Esther Musila’s son has said, enough is enough. The man has decided to press the emergency button after realizing their Ben Kumi father who's basically their agemate is reaping where he didn't sow. Imagine still mourning your dad, then suddenly a replacement arrives looking like your former classmate. And now you’re supposed to say “Good morning Dad” to someone you can actually call Morio. The son has said the joke has gone too far because how do you skip your own children in wealth distribution and appoint a Ben Kumi stepfather as the administrator? But let’s be honest, Guardian Angel didn’t come to play, he came to secure the bag with both hands and a backup generator. I used to wonder how a young energetic man lands softly in such a situation, kumbe our boy alikuwa anacheza mchezo wa taon, yani strategic positioning! All he needed to do was supply high voltage electricity to the vintage baddie & the cheque came with extra zeros. Ayaaam telling you, Siri ni wamama. Wewe kazi tu kumumunya Mukombero na kuinua makagare ukiomba Nyasaye akupe nguvu saidii. Anyway, kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

9 months alcohol free I think after a year i’ll stop counting But to imagine this is the first time I’ve gone this long without it ever since i started is major to me🥳

You can see ngai if you observe keenly.

Mt Kenya is just it man.

Rule number 1 of bargaining, shtuka ukiskia bei.

@AJMK77 @CSakwah Ni kufika bei tu bana hakuna kitu ka io.

@CSakwah Kikuyus don’t have a head start, Luos do fitter, bigger, smarter with present dads Yet It comes down to small daily choices. The average luo chases what? Status, jobs,cars The average Kikuyu chases what? Money thats it Njoro pro box vs Otieno BMW Who has investing capacity?

A Luo friend recently bought land in Nanyuki, where he plans to raise his family.He believes that Mlima people have a 50% head start in life compared to those from Western Kenya. In his view, he has worked twice as hard as his Mlima friends just to reach the same level of success

@_Nyamburaaaaaa Hasira ni ya nini mzee? How many tattoos have you got? I want to check something.

Misogynists are creative in a disgusting way. Let me ask if a man has a tattoo does that mean he is STIed as well ? Wish abortion was normalised when some of you were conceived.

@giddykiptoo90 Twitter DCI mnaona mpaka ya kesho?

"Var check."

@ivymuthe Ati 'drugged?' Smell something fishy.

Beautiful KIKUYU lady, LYDIA NYAGUTHII, is among the female victims drugged and secretly recorded by BRIAN NJAGI - He is currently in custody after complaints

Or maybe he just agreed so you'd keep quiet

Watu wengine wanunue tu earphones, ni asubui sana kuweka tiktok videos full volume bana.

@youngjay_254 @_Sakko Tulia Nyambura.

@_Sakko You guys buy them cars and apartments while your parents are suffering back in migori, how can kikuyu men compete when all they can offer is supu na matharigo ?

kikuyu babes don't want their men ,they want luo men ..but luo men don't want anything serious with them

@mwai_theuri @_Sakko Tulia Njeri

@_Sakko Kiburi ya jaluo is genetical!! So luos have their numbers decline from second to fourth in three decades yet they are responsible for the big numbers of Kikuyus?? You have failed to reproduce with your own women to push your numbers up there then come here to brag??

@stats_feed Fuck you

If you could telephathically say something to all 8.2 billion people on earth, what would you say?

@EdwinNgany Nimeshinda njaa Eduu, nipaste uweke za sumu?

Mmeshinda fiti ?

What's on your feet today

@_MissVivie Utanishow vile atasema.

@Kaa_straight Umeniconvince wacha niende niambie jirani nampenda ata

Cigarettes are not a flex bruv. You're dy!ng.