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I do not normally scroll social media accounts twice. But when I do, I prefer dos X’s @elonmusk
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Random Dude
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Random Dude
@Kaching100
Love being alive. Funny. Honest. High achiever. Usually correct. Stock trading, forex, sports betting. Fan of new technology.
United States Katılım Şubat 2012
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@johnondrasik Def Leppard
Billy Idol (from 20 feet away)
Elton John
Styx
Reo Speedwagon
38 Special
ZZ Top
Lady Gaga
Pentatonix
Queen Latifa
Garth Books
Miranda Lambert
Reba McIntyre
Brooks and Dunn
Billy Joel
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Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live:
Billy
Elton
Queen
Journey
Page & Plant
The Who
Tori Amos
Earth Wind & Fire
Prince
Paul
The Cars
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@Liathetrader My house is semi smart now. It’s great until you have to change the batteries in the window shades.
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The best/worst part of being married to a tech bro is that you live in a smart home.
But once he leaves the house, I can’t put shades up or start a coffee machine 🤣
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@Kaching100 I haven’t seen that in years…might be worth another look
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@DaneCook I’ve always been curious about this. Stage fright is what keeps me from doing stand up.
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No kidding, my fist cousin and I both had this set when we were two-years-old. One day I went to his house and peed in his silo…no idea why, but I’ll admit I did it. The next time he came to my house he marched right into my room and peed in my silo..revenge is best served cold.
Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports
We all at least briefly considered a career in agriculture due to this sweet bastard.
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@Amer1can_Barbie @DKnierim63392 They are Yamato class girls.
The Yamato class ships in the Imperial Japanese Navy had the biggest cannons of all battle ships.
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Me when my 23-year-old asked me how old I was when Thriller was released and I said 13…
GIF
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Wasn’t expecting much at the local vintage and record sale- they proved me wrong
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Can any of my 69.9K followers prove they're not a bot?
Say something a real person would say if you are reading this 👇🏻
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The only people offended by this are the ones who can’t get it and the ones who don’t have it.
Rothmus 🏴@Rothmus
What Trump meant is that their vaginal microbiome sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus). Top 1%. First rate. But feminists would rather be judgmental than scientific.
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The key is ordering an XS top no matter what your actual size is.
Not legal advice. But definitely a trade secret. ™️
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@NadaAJones You can smell a skunk from 1 mile away. I think it’s probably the same for pot.
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I just want to see how many of my followers actually see my posts.
Say hi if this crosses your timeline.
Thanks!😘
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@Liathetrader @medieval_bops I did money then kids starting at age 32. Felt a responsibility to be able to care for them.
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Nobody ever told me this. I grew up in a very strict society where kids were expected in the early 20s. Nobody told me not to have them. I was also never on birth control in my life. I was smart enough to feel the hypocrisy of damaging my body for solely male pleasure. I didn’t have kids because I saw what a shit show and misery it was for my parents: poor, stressed, ill, and never having time for us because they had to work two jobs to afford us. They had cancer in their 40s and 50s. Thus I said, money first and then kids.
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I am 51 and deeply regret not having kids.
I was stringently brainwashed into believing that I should never have children.
I’ve never even been pregnant as far as I know. I was on birth control from age 16 through age 49.
Larissa Phillips@larissaphillip
I feel so disgusted with the generational vibe that told us that having kids wasn’t a priority and that being a mom was kind of a lesser path. Dealing right now with someone close to me who completely missed the life she should have had, which would have made her very happy— as a mom of a bunch of kids. She believed the social justice messages and made other choices. Materialistic superficial choices btw. She’s traveled extensively and has fancy appliances and a nice (huge, empty) house — and a bunch of social justice bona fides. She was misled. This isn’t someone who was always a bit salty and never wanted kids. She wanted them, but it seemed lame and selfish and not as important as her SJW pursuits. (Which amounted to what? Nothing. The whole thing was a vibe.) I have the same life advice.
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@mistressdivy Chemical bank, but i hear it burned.
@TopCityJDE
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What’s the dumbest name for a business? I’ll start: Fifth Third Bank
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