@_common_W_ If you're doing that, you want to be paid 2.3 mill
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Kaine howarth-park
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At $2.3M I better be allowed to sub myself in at halftime, take the winning penalty, win a world cup for Portugal and celebrate the world cup with Ronaldo
Sky News@SkyNews
World Cup final tickets go on sale for $2.3m each trib.al/RMwiAp5
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His dad put a can of cheese whiz in his Spider-Man web shooter. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@markpougatch Yes, it should of course be reserved for use only when a real disaster occurs, like not being able to get ice-cream...
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Football reporters should never ever, ever, ever use the word ‘disaster’ in relation to giving a goal away. We’ve just marked the Hillsborough tragedy. Check your language. Do much better.
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🚨ROYAL NAVY SHOCKER🚨
FEMALE SAILOR BRANDED “CANCER ON THE SHIP” AFTER 7 SEXUAL ASSAULTS ON MALE & FEMALE CREW!
Able Seaman Sian Dowsett, 25, accused of groping crotches, repeatedly slapping bottoms, pinching nipples and grabbing/caressing a female shipmate’s breasts while purring “do you like that baby girl?” aboard HMS Dauntless.
“Opportunistic” attacks on two men and two women during 2023-2024 deployments wrecked morale.
One victim told court-martial: “She is a bit of a cancer on the ship.”
Dowsett denies all – claims it’s “made up” rumours. Trial ongoing at Bulford.
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First in Class.
Last train of the day.
377301 taking me from Chichester to Portsmouth and Southsea where I'll throw my bag into the hotel and walk to Fratton Park.
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Just been nicked for a second time for doing more than 20mph in outer London while a mate of mine in North London faces losing his licence soon for running up 12pts for breaking that limit 4 times.
There will be record driving disqualification going through the courts. . Khan will be so pleased.
Almost impossible to do 20mph for any period of time. Cars weren’t built to go that slowly.
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@MonsieurPiddly Didn't see you, mate, but good luck. I'm sure I'll see you around, not like you died 🙂
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@Jordanmclean49 Yeah, but we aren't competing at the top, unfortunately. Although they didn't today.
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Liverpool, City, Leeds and Spurs all lost this weekend.
United against 10 men: Hold my beer!!
Everton played fantastic, by the way!
#manchesterunited
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In what fucking world do you need all this ice cream bro
Kurrco@Kurrco
DJ Khaled gives a look inside his freezer. x.com/__0___0___o/st…
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@MonsieurPiddly Ah, plenty of time to see you then before you go.
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Well here's my final Saturday night docket at Manchester Victoria after over 16 years of late turns.
Here's hoping for a smooth evening to sign off my final weekend late turn.
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@MonsieurPiddly I was so confused at first. I thought you meant the train 😅
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Saudia 787-10 departing for Jeddah, as 195129 idles in the up siding at New Mills Central.
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@pubIad My mum went into Asda today, so I mentioned these... 2 stores didn't have it. 😞
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I tried the "Add me" feature for the first time on my Pixel 9XL last night to try and get a nice photo of me and the Mrs together. Didn't quite go according to plan....
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@PiddlyStations Honestly thought something had happened. Phew!
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Today well could be the last time I'll drive this beautiful boy home 🥹
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