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@airdropfromaxi Eat bro

@not_an_alt_acnt @moonlarking @amhayes8 @fawnofstars @gluetaster 24 an hr here in fl

@moonlarking @amhayes8 @fawnofstars @gluetaster Are the drivers paid more than minimum wage?? Ill be shocked if they are

that’s not a cargo bike man that’s a loopholemobile

@rabbitholebot @NSAGov is this true wtf

The NSA watches you masturbate.

@moncleo3001 @RosyBoa823 @Fahadnaimb

@RosyBoa823 @Fahadnaimb Nobody got prosecuted for being gay in brunei

Royal arrival! 🇧🇳 Sultan Hassanal Bolkiah of Brunei flew his own Boeing 747 to Cebu for the ASEAN Summit. The Sultan is a licensed pilot and often captains his VIP jumbo jet.

@xGodOfThorns Get some help bro

@xGodOfThorns Hullo mogs u

@PetrunioBrandon @ExxAlerts Squatters rights only apply to land

@ExxAlerts Woah woah woah. Hold on. Why do cops come and get a squatter off a boat but not out of a house? WTF

ALERT: Florida homeless man says he is holding the yacht he is trespassing on for his ‘friend’ Donald Trump. A boat owner called the Miami Police Department after he found Terry Eugene Roberts Jr., 51, lounging on his yacht, enjoying a beverage and eating a bag of chips. When police arrived, Roberts, who is homeless, said he was “holding it for a friend,” and “This boat belongs to Donald Trump. You need to call him… I’m a part of the Hell’s Angels, which protects the United States government, and I protect the president as well,” as he holds the boat for his friend, President Donald Trump.” Police then contacted their marine unit, who boarded the yacht and pointed tasers at Roberts, before detaining him. Roberts, who was wanted for allegedly stealing a motorcycle 2 days prior, was charged with criminal mischief, trespassing, petty theft, and resisting an officer without violence.

@josiahjcarrillo What moisturizer

getting some moisture back after my shower #rt

@pigdogpuppay @fatboypatXXX Imagine getting skipped by that 😭😭😭

@fatboypatXXX ive ran into you on there a few times and you always skip me. :(

Dude was so confused at first but still loved it

@xxfuneraI This what bro gotta be driving cuz what 😭

gas $4 a gallon and my whip only does 9 mpg 😭😭

@EntropicIrony @gamesblazer06 It was pretty obvious he was always for himself

@gamesblazer06 Elon has been ideologically captured. Hiding behind silence.

@nicoxrunner Peak music

fansly.com/nicoxrunner 🚀

My boys spending Valentines with their girlfriends instead of day drinking with me

overstimulating myself with media so i don’t have the chance to notice how lonely i am

the male urge to ruin all your relationships and go missing

@bruhitz_tito Tito loves Tito’s 😛

few bounces never ruined a friendship