Kali Mason

I love you so much, M, it’s a shame we could never be together

"If a child gets punished for telling the truth, they will start to lie"

@applesflowr Haters will say it’s edited

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Told my wellbeing advisor about my nightmares and she said “it’s because you’re on that damn phone” like a disappointed mother

"i think i'm gonna rip a page of the wednesday addams playbook and take a break from romance" she said

@blckischic Now this is what AI is for <3

lesbian: im a lesbian society: ok these two faggotron 3000:

Yelena and her good friend Kate Bishop looking out at NYC from their bedroom

shes on her way

🤣

Fun fact: when women are on their period, they're being flooded with testosterone. which means when men say we're emotional and hysterical on our period, it's actually because we're acting like a man.

when you’ve been in bed with your eyes closed since 10pm and It’s currently 3am

raw boyfriend

Yes.

Autism: I need to understand why the rule exists. ADHD: I need the rule to make immediate sense or I’m ignoring it. AuDHD: Explain the rule, make it logical, keep it brief, and don’t be surprised when I’ve already found the loophole.

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