Kris Luedke

@GailSimone Cronicles of Riddick #70%Terrible

Name a thing you like even though objectively, it is mostly terrible. Please use hashtag #70%Terrible

@thejournalista @OG_PrivateJoy She is definitely dating a guy who drives a sweet Camero.

@Bencjacobs This never would have happened if they made Philadelphia the capital.

But what happened when they tried to go to Baltimore?

@fmanjoo I have never felt more seen.

me to oatmeal, as I make it: I don’t care if people think you’re boring, you are amazing

@ChrissieTVoR @DeepCDog Or large metal belt buckle engraved with a deer in a wooded area looking thoughtfully into the distance w/ the company logo in the lower left corner. I still regret getting the Swiss Army knife instead of the belt buckle.

It’s no demitasse set, @DeepCDog.

@OhearnPh Says man shirtless on a boat/dock in his Twitter photo. You are showing off your nips but think a woman should be body shamed for showing off her nips at a fashion event.

@JarettSays Would you be freaked out if men “went kamikaze” or walked around “tenting?” IRS inappropriate.

Florence Pugh had the time today #freethenippple

@integreet She didn't have a problem seeing it. She minded all the attacks for having small boobs and being called fat.

@JarettSays I won't read that long post but hey i love boobs and i won't complaint if someone wants to reveal their... Just, again, if u reveal it then u want it to be seen. Don't get disturbed when someone indeed seeing it.

@designmom This is totally beside the point, but other than gearheads, who still changes their own oil? It is cheaper to go to a franchise place w/ a cupon & not deal with oil disposal? Is he saying dad's can't do basic math?

I’d like to introduce you to the last dozen years of Pinterest.

@_ashawndabney Me.

@Stingr011 I haven't read the bill and have not followed the legislation - so when this came out, I just imagined the Republicans read the part where recreational smoking of pot was illegal and just stopped reading at that point.

New marijuana policy map just dropped thewhyaxis.substack.com/p/minnesota-le…

@JAnclam @whammus @JAnclam @whammus There is no data to support this. MN & WI have similar binge drinking (cont) tl.gd/n_1ss2rgv

@whammus @dbrauer I imagine having to go down the same aisle for something else wouldn't be easy for someone in recovery. It's a lot easier for kids to steal from or wait for an adult outside of a grocery store than a liquor store. I have lived in WI and I don't mind going to a liquor store.

@Toure People who can't correctly read a poll question?

7% of Dems think the election was stolen from Trump??? Who are these people???

@ericeidelstein Delicatessen

You're dating someone new and you have the opportunity to show them one movie that encompasses everything there is to know about you — your values, your fantasies, and your fears. What's the film?

@lolennui Ghost Story

my theory is every gen X person read a stephen king book way too young and that’s why they are the way they are

@ben_poah This is not a quit in protest, this is a "Well it was good while we had it" comment. Allowing ANYONE to buy seats on your board isn't a good business practice and is also not good for the freedom of speech you profess to fight for.

I’m excited to share that we’re appointing @elonmusk to our board! Through conversations with Elon in recent weeks, it became clear to us that he would bring great value to our Board.

@paraga @Twitter Good bye Twitter. It was nice knowing ya'.

He’s both a passionate believer and intense critic of the service which is exactly what we need on @Twitter, and in the boardroom, to make us stronger in the long-term. Welcome Elon!

@MoviesSilently We are just angry b/c We've been warning the world about Boomers since the mid-80's and don't get any credit for it.

@AaronGleeman First thought: @deepcdog & I are not completely insane for taking our cats on a roadtrip. Second thought: Oh, it's Gleeman. Nevermind. @twinsgeek @chrissietvor

Update: The white and gray one (Teddy) celebrated his first road trip by pooping in the car before we even got out of Minnesota and the black and white one (Beatrix) spent the rest of the day hissing and growling at him, presumably for ruining the vibe. twitter.com/AaronGleeman/s…

@pchh @mikekatzif @jessica_reedy This was lovely. Thank you.

Linda, Aisha and Glen remember Sondheim in an episode that saw @mikekatzif and @jessica_reedy working on an ordinary Sunday, watching the rest of the world from a window, as they finished the ep. one.npr.org/?sharedMediaId…

@MoreAndAgain Eh, Bashir is a dork. A very attractive dork, but he's a dork. The 3 are not mutually exclusive.

You fucking wish Commander Riker and Dr. Bashir were dorky.