Marshmallow Minion - Platitudinal Lives Matter

@EconCircus @chillywillers Directions to Utopia always lead to Dystopia & the directions are always written by central planners.

The speed at which the bear came barreling towards that swing tells me he’s done this before.

Quite possibly the best selfie ever

The art style of Sarah Dean

Sanjuro (1962), a mechanical prop failure caused fake blood to spray rather than trickle from the actors body. Akira Kurosawa decided to keep the shot, and the resulting blood spray effect has endured and influenced many subsequent films.

This is Winnie. She takes her job as copilot very seriously. But sometimes the sleepies are simply too strong. 12/10

The time Carol Burnett and Vicki Lawrence went off script. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

More of this please

"200 euros, if you drop your towel" 😄😄

10/10 effort. 100/10 hiding skill.

On October 6, 2023, Jerry Miculek claimed two new world records: fastest time to hit 6 target plates from the draw with a 9mm handgun (2.01) and revolver (1.88). 🐐 @jerry_miculek

“The Midwest doesn’t have any culture” The Midwest:

Dogs are our responsibility, we brought them into our fire and domesticated them. Give a dog a chance and visit your local shelter today! #RememberMeThursday

Javier Milei to the UN: "In this very house, that claims to defend human rights, they have allowed the entry of bloody dictatorships, like those of Cuba and Venezuela, without the slightest reproach. "In this very house, that claims to defend the rights of women, it allows countries that punish their women for showing skin, to enter the committee for the elimination of discrimination against women. "In this very house, there has been systematic voting against the state of Israel, which is the only country in the Middle East that defends liberal democracy, while simultaneously demonstrating a total inability to respond to the scourge of terrorism." I have a good feeling about the future of Argentina.

From about 1983 to 1991, Phil Collins sang like every fourth song on the radio. If you were in your car with the radio on for 15 minutes, you heard Phil Collins at least once. That’s just how it was. I feel like everyone over 40 will confirm this to be accurate.

I'm wheezing 🤣🤣 🇬🇷 @realgreggd @TacticalStNick

Microwaves are highly efficient. They can heat a nutritious frozen burrito in just over a minute using less than half a cent of energy. They are also increasingly abundant. For the time it took to buy one microwave in 1979, you could get over 21 in 2022. humanprogress.org/burrito-nomics/

@RockNRoLL_85 Cheap Sunglasses

La Grange & Sharp Dressed Man don’t exist! Now what’s your ZZ Top Song?

PRO TIP: You can vote Trump back into the White House but the inflation wrecking your life will not improve until Congress starts cutting spending. SAVE Act or no SAVE Act, it’s Congress destroying your life. A CR, any CR, is a terrible scandal.

Donald Trump: Abolish the Department of Education x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Matt, I like you dude but I couldn't miss this one 😭