Captain Pants 🧄

@kangamerchant Hopefully he gets a gig today...otherwise thats another week off...

Travelling emergency for tomorrow’s game 👇

Unchanged side. Hardeman breaks into the emergencies for the first time this season. nmfc.com.au/news/2021197/a…

Curious to see who #nmfc take over to Adelaide as the emergency 🤔...all 3 have been named in the vfl which is on an hour later in Port Melb. Whoever they take might not get a game at all this weekend, affecting their chance to get a game next week..

@emilybwebb So your dad identifies as a Kiwi and not an Aussie then?

@kazza264 @emilybwebb Lol, when your listening audience is 90% lefties then of course the polls are going to be skewed 😂

@emilybwebb They did a little poll on 774 this morning and 86% said they don't think it is fair. So he is only appealing to the 14%

@WineGlassTatt Just twitter heads being negative Nancy's as usual...had a slow start to the year, finally playing good footy and is an emergency this week. He'll be playing very soon...

There's a lot of chat about Hardeman, with people basically saying he's 1000% gone because he isn't getting senior games. Is there any actual rumbling from his management or is it Twitter just presuming he'll request a trade based on the fact he isn't playing senior footy and hasn't signed the new deal yet? I rate him highly and actually think his skill set translates better to AFL footy but aside from last week, he's been mediocre in the VFL. It was similar with Duursma in 2025. He's been good this season, but wasn't at that point deserving of senior games. In Riley's case, another good game against the Borough and a poor game for McDonald will give coaches some serious headaches.

@fulovitboss @AlboMP @AngusTaylorMP @PaulineHansonOz @OneNationAus I'd love to listen, but can't stand hearing this Kent's voice for longer that 5 seconds....so ill take your word for it 🙂

Have a listen to this dribble and see if you can make sense of Albo’s answer… The question: “Why were the capital gains tax changes applied to all assets rather than just residential property”

Australian Monopoly 🇦🇺

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Did you not that when Tesla tied our military brought his writing to Trump's uncle to inspect 3 days he determined there was nothing interesting and returned them to Tesla’s cousin When it was returned 20 truckloads of materials were missing

@johnnybiztalk @JJWatt The MCG is a world class facility, the grass will be in pristine condition. It will be set up for the AFL finals in September

@JJWatt An east coast team flying over to London is one thing, but sending teams to Australia to play on a cricket patch doesn't seem to prioritize players' health and safety.

International game slate is nearing the realm of traveling circus as opposed occasional showcase.

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@andrewbogut There is 'zero' accountability...for all sides..its sickening

Is there any other industry where you can blatantly lie to get your job, not fulfil what you promised when you are in the job, then spin it in a way to say you are actually HELPING the people that voted you in for that job (that you lied to to get in) other than Politics? I mean............

Well...I too love a round of sausages 😂

If you follow me and aren’t from Australia, here is a little summary. The masses elected a socialist government who promised to address “generational inequality”. The government wrote off a little bit of university debt to trick voters, gave new home buyers the ability to buy homes with 5% deposits whilst flooding Australia with record numbers of new people all whilst continually printing money. Then our legacy media spun these stories about how investors are evil and hoard homes and people with pitch folks came out for them. The government decided that to address this they would still continue to print money but investors should pay for it. Because reducing immigration or the fraud happening in our National Disability Insurance Scheme wasn’t an option. Do you know how the story ends? I’ll tell you. Innovation left Australia and all the socialists who voted for the Labor government became poorer. #auspol

The single biggest winner from the budget: the tax-free owner-occupied home, which is where people will put their money. After the budget doubles the capital gains tax on productive businesses/assets from circa 23.5% to 46-47%, investors will understandably pull money from businesses, shares, commercial property and rental housing and plough it into their tax-free owner-occupied home. It's a great way to push up the prices of these houses. On the other hand, cutting negative gearing while also doubling CGT makes investing in rental properties extremely unattractive. It hammers the capital gain upside on any asset: shares, commercial property, the small or medium sized business you built, venture capital and private equity. It will give Australia the most unattractive capital gains tax in the WORLD (see table below)! So the government's policies will (1) push up owner-occupied house prices, (2) push up rents, and (3) reduce the capital available for investing in any small, medium or large sized business that is driving employment, innovation, growth and productivity/prosperity. Investors will go to other countries where they pay half the capital gains tax, or less. Since these pollies have never worked a day of their lives in the private sector, it is no surprise that when they decide to completely and unilaterally rewrite the entire tax system for all investors and businesses -- after promising before the last election more than 50 times NOT to change the capital gains tax and negative gearing rules -- that they would blow the entire Aussie economy up... Your best bet will be to buy a house, live in it, and hope they keep dropping 500,000 new people into the country every year to pump-up prices...

@ALeighMP Good

One Nation’s first MP was a disendorsed Lib: Hanson. Its second was a disaffected Nat: Joyce. Its third, Farley, won on Coalition preferences. Now the Coalition won’t rule out governing with One Nation. The far right is a bundle deal. Vote for one, get all three. #auspol

One Nation isn’t right wing. They’re middle of the road. Everyone else has just become far Left radical communists.

@PeterCronau Lol..ABC reporter..enough said

The fact that such similar far rightwing parties are rising around the Western world at precisely the same time, suggests a level of coordination by foreign hands. abc.net.au/news/2026-05-1…

One Nation’s David Farley has won the seat of Farrer. Tonight, One Nation has secured a victory not just for Farrer but for all of Australia. The people of Farrer have not just spoken, they have roared. The people of Australia will not be forgotten. One Nation will fight for you on the floor of Parliament. We will fight to lower cost of living, end net-zero and stop mass migration. None of the other parties havre represented you and have tried to divide Australia.

Only we believe in running politics as One Nation under one flag for the benefit of Australians, not other countries.

That free kick against Comben to gift McLean that goal was an absolute disgrace...ffs